A/N: Hi guys! Welcome to yet another story! Do the RRE: Read, Review, and Enjoy! :D

DISCLAIMER: I don't own PoM or anything you see. If I did, the world would be different. For starters, there'd be no bad people, no suffering, peace all around, more chocolate, meatballs, and of course, a bigger and better timeslot for PoM!

Helping

"Oh Kowalski!"

Kowalski opened the door to his lab at the sound of the voice.

"Hello Lolla. What do you want?"

"Um," the small tan-and-brown-haired Yorkshire terrier named Lolla began hesitantly. "Can you help me with something?"

"Sure. What do you need help in?" asked Kowalski. "Research? Homework?"

"Well, in a way."

"You don't need to worry. After all, I'm here to help you." Kowalski said reassuringly.

"Okay," agreed Lolla. "I was wondering, which band-aid is best for my foot wound?" She held up some band-aids in several different shapes and sizes.

Oh, geez, Kowalski thought while facepalming.

"I was thinking about using the circle one, but what do you think?"

Remote

"Give me that remote!"

Skipper and Lolla wrestled each other for the remote. If Skipper snatched it, Lolla would grab it back, then Skipper would steal it back, but Lolla would grab it away from him. The poor remote was stolen and taken and slipped away every time their paw/flipper managed to get a hold of it.

Brother and sister rolled around the ground of the subterranean HQ in a ball of fury, somehow managing to wrestle the remote from each other and argue at the same time.

"Give me that remote!"

"No way!"

"But Shirtless Ninja Action Theater's on!"

"I wanna watch Pororo!"

"No!"

Suddenly the two siblings heard a click, and the sound of the movie Toy Story 2. They faced the television which MSS was now watching.

"W-wha—?" Skipper and Lolla sputtered in unison.

"Easy," replied MSS. "There're buttons on the TV."

Logic

Private walked into Lolla's room. Lolla and MSS were gathered in front of Lolla's netbook.

"Hello Lolla, MSS," he greeted. He peered over at the netbook. "What're you looking at?"

"Pancakes," Lolla replied, smiling.

"Really? Why?" asked Private.

"Cause we're hungry," MSS answered.

"But, wouldn't that make you even hungrier?"

"Exactly," Lolla and MSS said in unison.

Private blinked slowly in confusion, then shrugged and walked out Lolla's room. "Okay. Have fun with that, then."

Private sighed and shook his head. He would never understand his sisters' logic.

Argument 1

Lolla suddenly burst into the lemurs' habitat one morning, when Maurice was busy blending smoothies for King Julien.

"Maurice!" she called.

He raised his eyes from the blender. "Oh, hey Lolla. Mornin'." He greeted.

"Yeah, you too. Hey, can I have a mango? A ripe one, the yellow one please?" She requested.

"Sure." He tossed her the mango from the pile of fruits he was supposed to be blending. Lolla caught it with ease.

"Thanks!"

"No prob."

King Julien unfortunately overheard the two's conversation. He was annoyed that Maurice had shared his royal fruits with a commoner. He sprinted over to the bar.

"Maurice! Be explaining for yourself!" He yelled at the aye-aye lemur.

"Explain what, your Majesty?"

"Be explaining why you are giving my food to this commony commoner!"

"This 'commony commoner' commonly pounds people who insult her." Lolla announced, cracking her paw-knuckles.

"It's just one fruit, your Majesty. I can get you a new one." Maurice offered.

"Yeah," said Lolla. "I think we can get some over from the Philippines! See, that mango can be imported!"

"No! I am not accepting fruit from a lowly commoner!" King Julien huffed. He strode away regally, leaving behind a bemused Maurice and a fuming Lolla.

"Well, fine! Be that way!" She shouted after him. "You just lost one imported mango, buddy!"

Angrily, she stomped away, mango in paw.

Maurice shook his head slightly and sighed. These two argued almost every time they came into contact with each other. But he knew it would blow off soon. Oh so very soon.

Troll 1

"Hey Kowalski!" said Lolla.

The tall penguins turned.

"Yes Lolla?"

"Did you hear about the idiot who sounds like an owl?" She asked.

"Who?"

Lolla snickered. Kowalski suddenly realized that he got trolled. He facepalmed himself for being so off-guard.

Troll 2

Lolla watched as MSS logged on Facebook.

"Mm, my profile picture won't show up," Lolla told MSS. "Try pressing Alt and F4." Then she walked away.

MSS watched her leave, than pressed the said buttons, causing her window to close.

Lolla peeked in to see MSS with her head on the desk, successfully trolled.

Troll 3

Lolla was sitting at the entrance to Kowalski's lab, browsing through the internet.

"'scuse me," said Rico, startling Lolla slightly. Rico was going in Kowalski's lab because he left Ms. Perky in there.

"Oh, sorry." Lolla replied, moving from the doorway. Rico smiled in thanks, and just when he was about to go in Lolla stepped inside, preventing him from going in further. Rico looked confused and annoyed.

"Sorry, Rico! But you just got trolled!" laughed Lolla, sprinting out the lab.

A/N: Thanks for reading guys! Please review! :D

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