You know you've been watching too much Invader Zim when...
You insist that water burns your skin, and meat is evil.
You sing the Doom Song on long car rides. Nonstop.
You refer to soda as Poop Cola.
When someone goes into you're room without your permission, scream that you will plunge them into a nightmare world of which there is NO AWAKENING!
When you insist that one of the kids in your class is an alien. Extra points if someone believes you.
You refer to everyone as "smelly human worm babies".
When your family goes out to dinner, you say that you want to go to Bloaty's, MacMeaties, Chicky Licky, etc.
insist that Chihuahuas are frightening creatures.
You refer to your pet dog as Gir.
Whenever you see a Chihuahua, you scream, "THE MADNESS! THE MAAADNEEEESSSS!" and run away crying.
You spell school as Skool.
You refer to your car as a Voot Cruiser.
When someone tries to talk to you, you yell, "NOT NOW, SON! I'M MAKING...TOAST!"
You name your pet after a character from the show. Extra points if it's more than one pet.
When dogs follow you around, you freak out and scream that you're turning into baloney.
When you leave a bathroom, say loudly "MY BUSINESS...IS DONE!"
When someone calls you stupid, counter with "I'm not stupid...I'm ADVANCED!" and laugh manically.
Wear a trenchcoat.
Come Christmas, you block up the chimney and tell your family that you are protecting them from Santa's "jolly boots of DOOM!"
You wonder if your teacher can survive in the sunlight.
Whenever you are running (Gym, track meet, sports, etc.) you scream "WHEEEEE! I'M RUNNIN'! I'M RUNNIN'! WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Stay up super late. When someone catches you, say, "IRKENS NEED NO SLEEP!" loud enough to wake everyone else up.
When you don't like someone, you insist that they have "The BRAIN-WORMS!"
You call your backpack a PAK.
You have no concept of an "indoor voice"
You wear lots of magenta, pink, red, etc.
When someone tries to help you with your homework, scream "INVADERS NEED NO ONE!"
You have cosplayed as one of the characters at least once.
When you buy a telescope, you look into it for a minute and then scream that the Planet Jackers are trying to steal Earth.
When you watch paranormal shows (Fact or Faked, Ghost Adventures, Ghost Hunters, etc. etc.) you call them "Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mysteries".
You try to act as, quote, "normal" as possible. With results that make you look even weirder than before.
You say that the vampire on the "Count Chocula" cereal box is real.
Whenever someone asks you a question, you say the answer, wait a few seconds, and then scream, "I'M NORMAL!"
Whenever you don't get to do something you want, you scream, "But (actor, basketball player, dancer, Invader) blood MARCHES through my veins! Like GIANT, RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! THE PANTS COMMAND ME! DO NOT IGNORE MY VEINS!"
You give out meat on Valentines Day.
You don a pair of goggles and run around screaming about germs.
You carry around a stuffed moose, name it MiniMoose, and talk to it in public.
You use the words "doom" "horrible" and "smelly" a lot.
You always finish your sentences with something random, like "Hey, do you know what homework we have tonight? ...I like mooses."
You cry uncontrollably when eating cupcakes and say, "I miss you, cupcake!"
If you are reading this from the Crazy House For Boys or the Crazy House For Girls.
41. If you are reading this, THAT ALONE makes you A) a huge nerd, and B) A loyally devoted Invader Zim fan! Kudos to you!
AN: I only wrote this because I was INFECTED by the MOPINESS OF DOOM! RUN, BEFORE IT INFECTS YOU TOO! ...Anyway, please review, I would like to see what you thought of this!
PS: I only wrote this because I am PROCRASTINATING (did I use that word right?) against writing more of Escape Artists! MWAH!