(I do not own the twilight)
Edward Flung Bella onto his back like a rucksack, tossing her about.
She was now hanging upside down.
"Do you trust me?" Asked Edward Grinning.
" Erm..." But before she could answer Edward had Jumped out of the window and onto a tree.
"Serousley do you trust me?" He asked again but with a little less patience this time.
By now bellas face was purple, from all the blood that was rushing to her head.
"Erm.." yet again she could not finish because Edward was now climbing up the tree like a spiderman.
He reached the top.
"So you still haven't answered my question".
He was now holding Bella by her foot at extreme heights
"Do you mind!"
"What?"
"Holding me upside down!"
Edward Turned her the other way round, now holding her by her hair.
Clumps of hair were falling to the ground below.
Jasper, Edwards brother, was walking through the forest, a clump of hair fell before him, He stared at them like gold, then slowly picked them up and shouted "Holy Shit! Edwards pubes have dropped out! "
Jaspers voice boomed across the whole forest.
Edward sighed and looked down in embarrassment.
"So bella do you trust me?!"
But before Bella could say anything else, the last strands of hair Snapped out as Bella flew to the floor like a dead pigeon.
She landed on the ground in front of Jasper, she was now completely bold as Jasper had collected every lock of hair and stored them in his special pink pot.
"EDWARDS HAD A BABEY!" he screamed !
Edward Sighed yet again, Leaped down and kneeled next to her body.
"Edward can I tell you something?" Jasper asked as his cheeks went bright red and he started to blush.
"Yeah?"
"Iv had strong feelings for you for a long time"
"Err....?"
"Wanna make out?"
"Holy fuck dude have you lost the fucking plot?"
"No its right here!" Jasper handed him his pink pot.
" I said plot not pot you twat"
" Anyway wanna makeout, or if you don't we could go home and have some bum fun?"
Edward was mortified.
"come on man! You know you want me ,I know I want ya! We can have hours of sexy time just me you and the pot.
Edward pulled out a gun and shot jasper.
"I see the light!" He groaned , Then fell to the floor.
The end XD