Heyyyy, guess who's back with a new storehh~!
After reading through Sengoku High, I thought Masamune deserves more screen time, y'know?
So here he is in a new adventure! Filled with lots of gags, shout outs, anime references and much more...! Oh and Trolling! Cant forget about trolling ¬ ¬
Anybody who needs a good ol laugh, here's your story...well I'll try to make this funny.
Originally, this was going to be a twoshot story, but then I was like 'uh...this ain't gonna work out! *throws a random table* (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ ┻━┻'
Special thanks to Somniyo and xXCoco-HimeXx, these girls are like sisters to me, I love them dearly...^/ /w/ /^
Read away~
**I. Am. BOSS.** Has logged in.
Masamune gave a disappointed sigh at the computer screen, sitting hunched back over his desk. "Ain't much to do in the morning." He confirmed quietly. As expected, nobody was online. Then again, it's only seven thirty.
Another boring day of the summer holidays.
"Aghh! What to do?" Masamune spun around on his chair, gripping his unkempt hair.
He could hang out with friends...
But who'd want to? He's not what you call the greatest person in the world to hang out with. Damnit. Some child prodigy he'd turned out to be. The girl in the pigtails made it look so easy! What was her name? Mio-Chan or something?
His boredom must be cured!
Peering out his bedroom window, he thought of any, possible, reasonable people to socialize with.
Keiji's way too hyper.
Sakon's a big NO.
Mitsunari's annoying as hell.
As for Kanetsugu...
LOATHES ENTIRELY.
But on the bright side...there's one person who doesn't seem to trigger his bezerk mode.
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ has logged in
Masamune quickly jumped at the noise and pushed his chair back to the desk. Flawlessly of course. "Yukimura?" he gasped, feeling his voice tremble. Finally, somebody decent to talk to. Unintentionally, he started to stab at his keyboard to say hello but-
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: good morning, Masamune-san! ^^
Masamune grimaced at that name. Yukimura's called him 'san' ever since they met, it felt somewhat disappointing...
He sighed and unwillingly continued. Even when he's writing, Yukimura is always happy to see him. Although, sometimes he can be...overly optimistic
**I. Am. BOSS** says: mornin.
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: how are you today?
**I. Am. BOSS** says: could've been better ¬_¬
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: Eh?
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: why's that?
**I. Am. BOSS** says: just having a crap morning.
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: oh…
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: well if ya want you can hang out with us tomorrow!
His single eye widened. Is this an invitation? He'd happily accept like the giddy child he was but his so called 'pride' wouldn't allow him to do so. All Yukimura's ever done was like him and he repaid him by acting like a total jerk.
He can change...right?
**I. Am. BOSS** says: ...Actually I wanted to ask you something.
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: Hmm?
**I. Am. BOSS** says: do you wanna…I don't know...go to the festival...with me?
His fingers were trembling; why is he so nervous? He's never nervous with Mitsunari...or Kanetsugu. "...damn it Kanetsugu!"
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: OoO! BRB!
Masamune blinked, unimpressed. Well more like unfazed. Trust Yukimura to spaz out on something so simple. Maybe that's why he's so lovable. Maybe that's why he looks up to him dearly "That idiot." He sighed, his eye not leaving the screen.
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: Bk!
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: I'd love to! ≧▽≦
**I. Am. BOSS** says: …really?
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: Yes yes!
**I. Am. BOSS** says: Then do you wanna come over to my summer house for a sleepover? It's near the beach
Truthfully, Masamune had already planned this out. His parents are almost never home, due to work and whatnot, so it's a no brainer that this little tyke is easily bored.
But leaving a kid alone in the house?
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: …THE BEACH? OMG OAO! BRB AGAIN!
The curious brunette scratched his head, this is getting rather repetitive. But it's so typical of Yuki.
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: Back!
**I. Am. BOSS** says: Wb.
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: can Nari-Chan come too? °w°
**I. Am. BOSS** says: WHA? NO! ÒAÓ
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: Ehhh why not?
**I. Am. BOSS** says: I just want it to be me and you Yukimura!
Wait, why did he just say that?
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: Hold that thought!
"Eh?"
**I. Am. BOSS** has been added to a group conversation with, ~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~, I-has-sideburns-, ForlurvandHONOUR and ~WILDMAAAAAN~
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: WHY THE FUCK NOT, YOU LITTLE RUNT?
**I. Am. BOSS** says: WTF Yukimura?
I-has-sideburns says: lol WRONG. ¬w¬
**I. Am. BOSS** says: huh?
ForlurvandHONOUR says: that's Mitsunari.
**I. Am. BOSS** says: WHAT?
I-has-sideburns says: Nari, turn the camera on.
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ has turn his/her camera on
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: Stay away from Yukimura!
Just what he needs. Another fool to annoy the hell out of him.
**I. Am. BOSS** says: Ugh...go away.
**I. Am. BOSS** says: WAIT, WHY ARE YOU ON HIS MSN? I THOUGHT HE LEFT YOUR HOUSE!
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: Well...um...¬/ / /¬'
~WILDMAAAAAN~ says: They were getting it on at Yuki's last night.
**I. Am. BOSS** says: Ò/ / /Ó!
Suddenly, Mitsunari's camera switched off. Wow. Just then, did he see just the tiniest form of pink emanating onto his face? Well, it doesn't matter. It ain't the first time, that's for sure.
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: Ŏ / / / Ŏ SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO WE WEREN'T!
I-has-sideburns says: You mean you two haven't fucked yet? ⌐ ⌐ Jesus Christ.
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS SAKON!
ForlurvandHONOUR says: Mii-chan, where's Yuki?
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: singing in the shower ¬ ¬' he thinks I can't hear him.
~WILDMAAAAAN~ says: is he a good singer?
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: you wish = =;
**I. Am. BOSS** says: I'm not surprised =_-; wait, why am I added again?
I-has-sideburns says: trying to sneak Yukimura off for yourself, huh? You know Mitsunari will never allow that. ¬ ¬
Eventually, Masamune cheeks started to grow hot. True he might like Yukimura a lot, but not in THAT way! Surely! Trust Sakon to say something ridiculous as that. How the hell did he become friends with that idiot anyway?
"Oh yeah, Keiji." Masamune grinded his teeth.
~AlL-yOuR-bAsE-aRe-BeLoNg-To-YuKi~ says: that's right! We're coming to make sure nothing fishy happens between you two!
~WILDMAAAAAN~ says: well...I just wanna go to the beach.
ForlurvandHONOUR says: same.
~WILDMAAAAAN~ says: THE BABES ARE JUST CALLING MA NAME! ÒwÓ
ForlurvandHONOUR says: Keiji... =_='
I-has-sideburns says: So yeah. Let's go to the beach!
**I. Am. BOSS** says: go in your own time! Geez! I don't wanna be stuck with annoying pieces of crap all the time
ForlurvandHONOUR says: Aww c'mon! Don't be so uptight about it. It'll be fun with all of us right?
Again, he started to blush. But why? Damn Kanetsugu. Is he a freaking mind reader or what? Sure he wanted to hang out with everybody but did he really have to say it like that...?
Usually he's protest until the cows come home, but today he didn't have the will power to do it. And it's starting to piss him off. But like they say; no time like the present.
**I. Am. BOSS** says: ...meet me at 10.
Unfortunately, he wasn't very clear about it and they all ended up meeting at Yuki's instead. Well, so be more specific, outside the flats Yuki's staying in at the time being. "And we're at Yukimura's...why?" Masamune glared at Keiji and Kanetsugu, growing more impatient by the second.
"To see what it looks like! Duh!"
"You mean you didn't bother before?" Masamune grew furious at the subject but Keiji decided to brush it off saying "There wasn't a convenient time to stop by!"
"THAT'S A LIE, KEIJI!" Kanetsugu and Masamune successfully screamed at the same time. As much as he didn't want to, especially in front of HIM, Masamune quickly turned red in the face. "The heat getting to you too?" Kanetsugu asked while pointing to his rather flushed face, though Masamune, hell even Keiji could tell he was lying.
"Hm. Where's Sakon?" enquired Keiji, rather politely for once.
"Can we just GO! I'm bored waiting!"
"Wait, why isn't Yuki out?" Kanetsugu started to worry of a certain airhead's absence "Nyaaa~!" until he heard that cute mew come out of the door. Yukimura, all dressed and ready to go. "Hey Yukinyan! Finished your little catnap?" Kanetsugu smirked, hopefully brightening the mood a little
"What took you so long?"
Yukimura put a finger to his chin, to show he was thinking. "Umm let's see...Oh! I was looking out the window thinking 'Wow! Everybody looks like ants!'" Masamune rolled his eye watching Yuki's turn into sparkling stars "Is that the reason you're sometimes late for college?" Masamune tried to say without sounding snarky. With his eyes turning into two long humorous lines, Yukimura tilted his head, wondering if what the youngest said was true.
"HOLD UP!" Kanetsugu spoke up quite rapidly "Where the hell is Mitsunari?"
"Oh he went back home, to get his stuff y'know!"
"And what stuff would THAT be? Heheheh." Said Keiji, being blunt as usual, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
"...Eh?"
"KEIIJIIIIIIIIIII!" of course Kanetsugu had to turn red at that. Masamune on the other hand, didn't understand at all. Nor that did he want to. But what he did want to know was who the hell is randomly tapping his shoulder.
"BOOO!"
"KYAAAAAARGGG!"
It was none other than Mitsunari himself "Hi!"
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?"
"Who meeee?" Asked Mitsunari, successfully feigning innocence. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Masamune-san." He confirmed and sat crossed legged on his rather large briefcase he had been dragging along.
"Uh...What's with the luggage? You bringing you whole room with you?" Keiji chuckled.
Mitsunari scoffed and took out a paper fan "Don't be ridiculous."
"THEN WHAT THE HELL IS IN THERE!" Masamune's going to blow a gasket if this keeps up.
"Just the essentials..."
It just got worse.
All Masamune could do was gawk at the boy, who was too busy latching onto Yukimura's muscular arm, in absolute amazement. "...the essentials, huh? THE ESSENTIALS, HUH?"
Maybe 'amazement' wasn't the right choice of words to describe how the young Masamune was feeling right now...
"Hmmm~ Yukimura!" Mitsunari began purring into his boyfriend's chest; Yukimura's reply was nuzzling the top of Mitsunari's head, inhaling his lovely scent in the process "Hehe. Mornin, Princess."
"Ya damn lovebirds!" Keiji growled as jealousy loomed over his head. "Damn it, why am I still freaking single?" Mitsunari glared at the blonde, irritated that his cuddling was cut short "Got a problem with that?"
Grinning like a Cheshire cat, Yukimura could faintly imagine an utterly adorable pair of fox ears on the little Mitsunari, who was pouting up at him. "Uwaaa...you're so cute when you're angry, Mitsunarin-GAAUHHH!" Mitsunari had inserted his index fingers into his mouth and began pulling and stretching it, stammering in embarrassment "Shut up! Don't c-call me that, du-dummy!" he blush grew fierce.
"He never fails to amuse me." Kanetsugu chuckled to himself lightly, blowing a few bangs away from his eyes. With his eyelids lowering halfway tiredly, he turned around and smiled "Ah. Here's Sakon." He gladly pointed to the blue figure, most likely a car, coming down the road.
Masamune's ears pricked at the sound of an engine, but he remained completely engrossed at the big fluffy clouds gracefully floating by. Thinking about it in Yukimura's point of view, it's actually quite fun to drift into your own little world for a while...
Until something obnoxious like a car horn disrupts your thoughts.
Turning around to the noise, Masamune nearly did a spit take. Same with Mitsunari and Kanetsugu.
That cobalt Land Rover...is absolutely dazzling in the sunlight.
The car stopped, and everyone watched on, waiting to look upon the driver. The door opened, and out came Sakon, big wide smile and all. "Sakon!" Everyone shouted, with the exceptional 'San' from Yukimura. All but one smiled at his arrival. Mitsunari, who merely glared at him, crossing his arms. No matter what anyone did, you couldn't wipe the scowl off the guy's pretty face.
Unless you're Yukimura.
"Howdy! Sorry I'm late. I had to wait in line for so long to get this damned car. Then the rental company wanted so much identification, and my first two credit cards declined! I had to write out a check!"
"A check? But Sakon-san, you don't have a checking account!" Yukimura said, scratching the back of his head in cute confusion. "Stupid, he probably just used his mother's account." Mitsunari puffed his cheeks, rolling his eyes at Sakon suspiciously.
"Well...not exactly..." he scratched his cheek "I used yours, Mitsunari!"
Silence.
"Wait for it..." Kanetsugu muttered.
"H-huh? What's gonna happen?" Yukimura asked, tilting his head again with a puppy looking expression that matched his innocence
"Cripes." A sigh came out from the disappointed Masamune.
"SAKON, YOU DUMB FUCKING MORON!" Mitsunari yelled, his face turning as red as his hair. The ever cool Sakon had billions of sweat sliding down his face at impeccable speeds. "Hehe...But I figured...you wouldn't mind-"
"WOULDN'T MIND? DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU TO THE NEXT WEEK!"
Keiji, afraid of the possibilities of that actually happening, decided to step in "Hey, calm down Mitsunari! Heh, you're gonna have a heart attack or something!" he blinked and Mitsunari was already in his face, with his fist grazing his chin. "YOU WANNA KEEP THOSE TEETH, KEIJI?"
Sakon pouted and shoved his hands down the pockets of his jean jacket "Geez, Chill out. At least I got you a nice car." The bumper fell off. Mitsunari felt like strangling the bastard. Masamune too."You are NOT serious, Sakon."
"Hands up who can drive?"
Mitsunari pouted as he watched both Yukimura and Keiji happily raise their hands up.
"OBJECTION!" Masamune yelled.
Sakon smirked "Sustained."
"WHY CAN THE DUMB ONES DRIVE?"
Mitsunari turned to Sakon with a deadpanned face. "Sakoooooooon..."
"Uhh...I got a discount?"
The tall blonde guffawed "Cheapskate!"
"YAY! DISCOUNT!" the oldest brunette pumped a fist in the air. Obviously he's not excited. Mitsunari stood in silence, disbelieving everything that was happening before his very eyes "Come on, Nari-Chan, be happy. I got a good car, and I paid close to nothing! Besides, I'll let you ride shotgun!" Sakon showed off his winning smile, nudging the scowling fox.
"Actually, I think the biggest guy should sit up front!" Keiji bellowed proudly pointing to himself.
"...did you get a sun roof for that hair?" the youngest snorted underneath his stoic expression "Oooh! There's one in the back!" Kanetsugu's hand could be seen sticking out from the open sunroof waving to everybody.
"So Keiji, you're at the back."
"...dang. I wanna ride shotgunnnnn...!" Being a person who loves to exaggerate, Keiji gave out the most annoying sounding sigh he has ever done, much to Masamune and Kanetsugu's displeasure.
Mitsunari too for that matter, as he was already bored watching Yukimura pack his bags into the trunk of the car, along with Mitsunari's. So far, he had no time alone with Yukimura; there was always one thing that had to interrupt them. This trip is only gonna make things worse.
Well at least that's what he thinks anyway.
"Would it kill just to have some alone time with him? Jesus..."
But he can't say he's not a little happy about going to the beach with Yukimura. But somehow, it just didn't feel the same. Mitsunari felt his eyelids hanging halfway as he continued to watch his foolish boyfriend staring at a butterfly fluttering by.
"Well, at least he's happy..." he sighed into his hand. "What a moron...heh, he'll never change."
Hold on. Something's wrong here...
"I guess...if he's happy, then I'm hap—YES, Mitsunari?"
THWACK!
"DON'T INSERT A WEIRD MONOLOGUE, SAKON!" the auburn screeched, causing Sakon to flinch away from him on instinct, with a massive bump appearing at the top of his head. The impact was so hard it caused Mitsunari's hand to throb.
"I'm dealing with a couple of KIDS!" Masamune glared at the two squabbling, inwardly groaning.
"Whaaaaat? It's true though, RIGHT?"
"...!" Mitsunari had to turn away quick from him. Yet again he could feel the heat in his cheeks increasing by the second
"I knew it, Mitsundere."
Masamune's face drew a blank at that statement which surprisingly fitted the semi-silent atmosphere. "WHAAAAAAAAAA!" Mitsunari's mortified screech was followed up with snickering by Kanetsugu and Keiji, also Sakon who was due for another smack to the head.
The airhead squealed in delight and pulled Mitsunari in for another cuddle "Uwaaa? 'Mitsundere'? That's a new one!"
"YUKIMU—!"
"Pfft, Mitsundere? That actually fits." Kanetsugu said through his teeth, grinning like an idiot.
"...Stop...t-teasing me you guys!" the blushing fox wailed adorably into Yuki's shirt, unbeknownst to his boyfriend's reaction. Or anyone else's at that matter. "Yukiiii! Tell them!"
All but Masamune were completely absorbed of Mitsunari's overflowing cuteness. Masamune on the other hand was quite disgusted at this. Buy the looks of their reddened faces, its like they wanted to scream "...MOE OVERLOAD!"
And so, after all that kafuffle, the gang finally set off down the long road to the summerhouse. Masamune ended up sitting up front with Sakon, followed up with Kanetsugu and Yukimura on the middle row, playing with their DS's and the two opposites, Mitsunari and Keiji at the back. Luckily, they both enjoyed the pleasant breeze from the sun roof.
"Are you sure you're okay with driving, Sakon?"
"Of course, It's not like it's my first time driving with passengers."
"I don't believe a word of that." Masamune shook his head vigorously "Just so we're clear, if we get stopped by the police, I'll kill you."
"Ah don't worry about it. As the oldest, I take full responsibili-"
Just then, a pearly white Honda zoomed past the gang. Of course Masamune and Sakon only noticed the event."What the hell...?" Sakon growled, eyes widening. Masamune's eye suddenly changed into a black thin line "Huh, something wr-?"
"THAT BASTARD..."
"HEY WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR RESPONSIBILITY?"
Yeaaaaaaaaah~ how was that?
Hopefully I'll update a lot faster than I did with the other one...*sigh*
Oh, if I didn't mention it already, this is a sequel of Sengoku High