Title: Friends

Author: Sven Fenette (IT's pronounced as Se-Ven)

Summary: A series of Crack Fics or Drabbles about the Friendship in Naruto-Verse. After all, no matter how crazy the Shinobi world is, friends will still be with us.

He has another woman

Haruno Sakura, age 16, a kunoichi of Konohagakure no Kuni a.k.a. Hidden Leaf Village. She was happily having lunch with her teammates-slash-family, no matter how idiotic they are. Sai was making another weird comment about Naruto - particularly regarding his anatomy - in which the latter is now threatening to kill the former with no such luck of scaring him. Well, how can you when Naruto was eating Ramen, some bits of the food around his lips. On the other hand, their Sensei, the famed Kakashi of the Sharingan, was too busy giggling over his book. Oh, how Sakura would love to see the enemy nins faces when they see how the Shinobi they fear so much is like outside the battlefield.

Unfortunately, the wonderful lunch was cut off by a piercing scream. Sakura couldn't help but facepalm herself. Ino suddenly entered the Ramen Shop and with tears glistening her eyes she had glomped Sakura and wailed. The attention of many costumers and passerby were on them. Except, of course, Naruto, Sai and Kakashi who were now far by used to the craziness.

"Forehead!" Ino screamed, bawling her eyes out.

"What is it this time, Ino-pig?" she asked, her eyes twitching in annoyance.

"H-h-h-h-he… he…" she stuttered out.

"What? He what, Pig?" Sakura tapped her foot in annoyance.

"HE HAS ANOTHER WOMAN!" Ino yelled.

Now, everyone was looking at them. Most were wondering who had another woman. Many of the females were eyeing Ino with Sympathy, while the rest were eyeing her weirdly. Unlike the rest, Sakura was trying hard not to Kawarimi or Shunshin away from the scene.

"Ino-Pig, calm down. It's just-" whatever Sakura was trying died down because of Ino's crying.

"Calm down! Calm down!" she glared at Sakura half-heartedly as she shook her shoulders. "How do you suggest I calm down? I just found out he has another woman. How would you feel if you find out your boyfriend has another woman?"

"I'm with Ino on this one, Sakura-chan." Naruto quipped. "Can't you remember when you broke that girl's nose because she was flirting with your S-?" but he wasn't able to finish his sentence.

"That was different!" Snapped back Sakura.

"How! How could you say that!?" Ino cried. "Wahhh! I really thought he was different! I thought he would be true! Oh! But Kenta-kun has another WOMAN!" And Naruto burst out laughing, Sai chuckled and Kakashi giggled.

"Ino," Sakura calmed her voice and spoke slowly as if speaking to a toddler. "for the hundredth time, Ino." She took a deep breath and shouted. "Kenta IS supposed to have another woman! That's why the title of the show is TWO WIVES!"

Ino faltered back. "But still," she whined. "It's sooo . . . ooo . . . oo unfair. Poor, poor Natsumi-chan. Isn't it kind of like back when Sasuke-kun chose that bitch, Karin over you?"

The others behind them couldn't help but facepalm. Sakura looked downright murderous. She raised her fist and said, "Get running, pig . . . I'll be giving you a five second heads up . . . Run, pig, before I kill you." Ino winked at her before running away as if hoards of her fellow pigs were after her.

To think, all those drama was for a TV show.