::Disclaimer:: I in no way own any of the characters mentioned below….. yes I know it's tragic, but we'll get through it together!
For reference:
Sirius
Remus
James
Peter
Hey Remus!
What?
I'm bored…
And I care why?
Because you love me! =D
Get back to work Sirius
But I don't want to! Not when I have you to entertain me
Oh, so I'm only here for your entertainment?
Isn't that part of a song?
Don't change the subject
I'm not! I was ju-
Hi guys!
Hello Peter
Way to interrupt me Wormtail…
Do you know the answer to #12?
Yes. It's Wolfsbane
Thank you Remus!
…. Is he gone?
I think so… why?
Good! Now I can write you dirty things!
Oh Merlin….
Like how I like your big, Fat, PULSATING co-
Sirius!!
What?
Not on here!
…. But what else am I supposed to write?
Things not like that. Where people can read them
So you'd rather have me say it right I take it in my mouth and-
SIRIUS!!!
Ok ok! Just trying to have some fun…
Well have fun some other way will you?
There is no other way
Well if that's the case I'm getting back to work. Good bye Pads
No! You can't go Remmypoo!
Remmypoo?
You can't leave me here all alone-
I'm sitting right behind you
With no one to protect me! What if Snivillus gets an idea and tries to mind rape me?
He's not going to mind rape you Sirius…
And then I fall to the floor, writhing in agonizing mind rape pain!
That's not going to happen
You never know! When you leave it could all be over for me!
And how will me continuing to write to you going stop Snape's supposed mind rape?
When I stop writing and collapse on the floor you'd be the first to kick Snivillus' greasy ass! Then when I awaken I shall kiss you sweetly into the night!!
But it still happened…
Curse you and your always being right!
I'm just lucky like that I suppose
Hey, the bell's going to ring
Ok, thanks Peter
Yeah Peter… thanks….
Yep. And may I add that I think the only person Snape would mind rape would be Lily?
That slimeball had better stay the fuck away from my Lily's mind!
How did you…?
Told you they'd be reading this…
*******
Sirius Black looked up from the old piece of parchment in his hands. It had to have been at least twenty years since he had last laid his eyes upon it, let alone read it. Gingerly he set the note back on the desk. How many others were still buried in his old room? His eyes swept across the littered floor, hopefully when the Aurors had searched the place they had left them behind. Crossing over to the large wardrobe he began his search.
*******
"Hey, Remus!" The werewolf looked up from the book he was reading to find his lover staring intently at him from across the table.
"Finally! I was sitting her from ages waiting to see if you'd notice me! But you didn't…"
Remus blinked, "You were?"
"Yes, but that's not important right now," Sirius said with a wave of his hand. "Guess what I found!"
Remus sighed, "I have no idea Sirius. What have you found?" By his tone of voice it was clear he was just humouring the excited dog anamagus.
Grinning Sirius bent down and brought up from under the table an old black box. Setting it on the table Remus could tell that it used to be encrusted with some type of gem, but they had all been pried off. Probably Mundungus' doing...
"How fascinating. You seem to have found a box." Remus said, voice dripping with sarcasm, the corners of his mouth twitching upwards at the glare he received.
"It's in the box you idiot." Sirius pushed the box over, Remus carefully pulling off the lid. Most of Sirius' surprises hadn't been exactly pleasant in the past and he learned to be exceptionally cautious.
Peering inside he found a large stack of old parchment, the ink fading with age. Taking the sheet on top he began to read, a few lines in a smile spread across his face.
"You actually kept these?" Remus asked astonished.
"Yep!"
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