Disclaimer- I don't own Bleach or any of its characters.
Ok everyone, this story is AU. There will be many couples including yaoi, so if you don't like then I suggest you skip those parts. The couples will develop as the story goes, so be patient. Each character that is named in the story is from Bleach. I dislike names with no faces. The characters are either from the manga, anime or both. The rating is M because there might be some mature scenes later in the story. Hope you enjoy. Please review.
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Dealings
"Good Morning my son!"
"What the hell old man. You don't wake up your son by kicking him in the head."
"Nonsense Ichigo. I'm only training you to become a manly man." Isshin replied just before taking a leap at Ichigo whom dodge expertly causing for Isshin to slam face first against the wall of Ichigo's room.
"Hey old man leave Ichigo alone or else we'll be late for our first day back at school."
"Now now Kaien, no need to get jealous, daddy loves you too." The enthusiastic father hopped to his oldest child and gave him a tight bear hug.
"Damn it geezer. Let me go." Kaien struggled out of the death grip that his father had on him.
"Can't this family act normal."
"What do you mean Ichigo?" Isshin finally released Kaien, who took a deep breath to stabilize his breathing.
"What the hell do you think I mean old man. First there's you who tries to attack your own children at every god given minute. Then there's our cousins, Kukaku, the pyromaniac, Grimmjow, who curses everyone in sight, Ganju, who likes pigs, and Kon, that little freak is only nine years old and already is a pervert."
"How dare you speak ill of your family. Masaki, love, I need your guidance." Isshin cried and ran to Masaki's portrait leaving Kaien and Ichigo alone.
"Well come on. I doubt you want to be late for school, nerd."
"Oh shut up Kaien we can't all be natural geniuses like you. Anyway what about Karin and Yuzu? It's their first day at high school."
"They left already."
"What? Why did they go so early and why did you let them go alone?"
"Relax, Karin wanted to go early to sign up for the soccer team and Grimmjow took them."
"Grimmjow? He actually woke up early to go to school?"
"Yeah, Karin threatened to tell everyone at school about his soft spot for kittens."
Ichigo laughed, knowing Grimmjow would be mortified if anyone other than his family ever found out his dark secret.
"Now hurry up. I have no intention of getting detention on the first day of school."
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"Hisana, what are you doing up? You should be resting."
"Rukia, I'm pregnant not sick. Now eat your breakfast, you'll need all your strength to start at a new school."
"I'll be fine, I'm not about to let any stranger bully Rukia Kuchiki."
"Don't you have a huge ego? Just don't get into any fights. You know Byakuya doesn't approve of such behavior."
"I know, I'll try to act as lady like as possible."
"Of course you will."
Startled, Rukia jumped, not having felt the presence of the person behind her.
"Ah,damn it Ulquiorra. Don't sneak up on me."
"Language Rukia."
"Ah, good morning Ulquiorra. Have a seat. I'll get your breakfast."
"Thank you Hisana."
"Are you excited Ulquiorra? Starting at a new school and all."
"Hn, I suppose."
"Yeah, you sure sound excited." Rukia replied after seeing Ulquiorra's impassive face.
"Kuchiki men are thought since a young age not to show emotions in public."
"Ah, Byakuya, you scared me."
"Try being more aware of your surroundings Rukia. Kuchiki are not to be caught unaware."
"Yes Byakuya."
"Leave her alone Love and come eat."
"Later, I first need to speak in private to Ulquiorra."
Ulquiorra, done with his breakfast, followed Byakuya to his office.
"What did you wish to speak of Byakuya?"
"I would like for you to keep a close eye on Rukia, make sure she keeps out of trouble and that no one bothers her. I'm counting on you to keep her safe. Who knows how dangerous that school is. I'm still uncomfortable letting you two go there."
"I'll do my best cousin."
"Good. Now get going you both still need to get your schedules."
After making their way back to the girls, Ulquiorra and Rukia bid their goodbyes to Byakuya and Hisana and made their way to school.
"Well come on Love, you still need to eat after all your also starting at a new college."
"Humph, you're right Hisana, I am hungry." Byakuya replied, closing the distance between his wife and him, kissing his way down her neck and stopping at the junction of her neck and shoulder to place a love bite. "You look delectable." He was fully enjoying the sight of his wife whom was clad in a very short, very sexy, silky, black night gown.
"Ah, Byakuya, Love, I thought you said that Kuchiki men aren't suppose to show emotions." Hisana muttered, hardly able to form complete sentences when her husband was so intently trying to make her lose her mind.
"I suppose you're an exception."
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"Get up you lazy ass of a brother, it's already late."
"Shut up Jinta." Groaned Renji, head still hidden under his pillow.
"Damn it first you mooch off me and now you're making me late to my first day of high school. You're such a shitty brother."
Jinta, knowing Renji wouldn't get up without force, grabbed his bat and swung it towards his brother's legs.
"Fuck, what's your problem? That hurt you little brat." Renji rose from his bed to rub his damaged legs.
"About time you got up. Now hurry your ass up moocher."
"Stop calling me moocher. The only damn reason you got a job with Urahara was to be close to his adopted daughter, Ururu, though I don't see why you bother since the only thing you do to get her attention is to pull on her pigtails."
"Oh yeah, well at least I'm doing something unlike you who can't even talk right when you're around Tatsuki."
"Shut up, she's only a friend."
"Yeah, that's why you blush like a girl when ever you see her."
"Shut up, let's go to school."
"Alright, alright, don't get your panties in a twist, moocher."
"Shut up."
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