Disclaimer: All of the characters mentioned belong to Tite Kubo. Oh, how I wish I owned Bleach. But I don't, so I have to write fanfictions.
Author's note: Well, hey! I read something vaguely like this in another Fandom, and I though: 'Why not make one of these for Bleach?' And so I have. At first, I was going to make it Byakuya who they annoyed, but then I changed my mind (:
Since this is ONE HUNDRED WAYS I'll need some help thinking of some ideas. One hundred is a big number, my friends.
I'll try to update every few days. But I can't promise anything (:
Contains spoilers for the Soul Society Arc.
The first chappy is 'told' from Renji's point of view. But that doesn't really matter.
Please, please review - and give me some of your ideas! All are appreciated!
~Rainbow Fruit Loop.
One Hundred Ways to Make Captain Hitsugaya Throw a Temper Tantrum.
~Chapter 1~
It all started one warm, normal day.
Rangiku Matsumoto sighed.
"And so that is why my Captain frustrates me." she said, running a hand through her long, golden hair.
"Wait. Lemme get this straight. He annoys you 'cause he never, ever loses it?" Renji Abarai asked, baffled.
"Yeah! I've never seen him throw a temper tantrum! He's so… weird!" Rangiku exclaimed.
"Not as weird as my Captain!" Renji said, scowling.
"…Whatever."
"At least he's not a traitor." Shūhei Hisagi said, also frowning.
"And he's not Kenpachi, that's for sure." Ikkaku Madarame stated.
Rangiku took a sip of her drink.
The group of friends were sitting at the local bar. They were drinking alcohol, although they were not drunk.
They had been banned from drinking more than a glass each – because of an 'incident' the previous week.
Barring that hideous incident from my mind…
Renji raised his eyebrow.
"Well, whatever. What does it matter?"
Ikkaku snorted in amusement as Rangiku's jaw dropped open.
"Of course it matters! I want to make him completely and utterly lose it! I want to make him throw a temper tantrum!"
"That sounds… dangerous. You don't want to mess with Tōshirō, that's for sure." Renji mumbled seriously.
The entire group started laughing.
"What? He's a Captain! He could…I don't know. Make us test subjects for Captain Kurotsuchi or somethin'." Renji said huffily.
"He wouldn't do that to me." Rangiku said, grinning. "And anyways. I have a plan."
She leant forward, a sly smile on her lips.
"We're gonna make a list, called 'One Hundred Ways to Make Captain Hitsugaya Throw a Temper Tantrum!"
Renji grinned.
This might be fun.