Hi guys, I'm new to this archive so I don't know very much about the other stories posted on here, so I have no idea if any other stories are like this. So here's my first Big Bang story. Disclaimer: I don't own the Big Bang Theory cast; if I did I would be in said cast. I only own this idea (I think) and Alanna Hofstadter I hope that is how you spell it.
"Okay guys my sister Alanna is coming tomorrow, she already thinks lowly of me so try not to mess this up," Leonard said glaring in Sheldon's direction.
"Leonard, I thought we agreed no women in this apartment, overnight for any reason, it's in the reformed agreement," Sheldon scolded while pulling up a copy of the roommate agreement on his iPhone, "it states, right here in the text,"
"Calm down, Sheldon, she's staying in Penny's extra room," Leonard said rolling his eyes, "but she'll be here until Penny gets off the lunch shift tomorrow."
"Your ex-girlfriend and your sister in one apartment, Leonard, do you know what they could talk about?" Howard smiled almost unable to hold back the snicker coming up his throat.
"I already told Penny not to say anything bad, and Alanna not to say anything bad, it'll be fine,"
"Do you really believe they will do as you say?" Raj questioned in his Indian accent.
"Alanna will listen to me," Leonard retorted. 'Who am I kidding, I'm screwed!' He thought to himself.
"Actually, Leonard, Dr. Koothrapoli is correct, you said yourself that your sister does not think highly of you, and Penny, with her poorly educated mind, will not be able to resist the urge to, ask they say, 'gossip.' If I'm correct," Sheldon let out his strange, breathy laugh, "Alanna may tell secrets about you that may never give you the chance to get back together with Penny. Dear lord, I don't think this will turn out well for any of us, this may mess up our group dynamic, before you know it aliens will take over, or worse, some one will sit in my spot and refuse to move, even after I threaten to call the police!" Sheldon bantered nearly having a nervous break-down, "Mommy, don't let the aliens take my spot!" Sheldon sobbed.
"And he's lost it," Howard said getting up and leaving.
"But, guys I need one of you to be here when Alanna gets here," Leonard called trying to calm Sheldon down.
"Why can't you do it?" Howard whined coming back in.
"I think I need to take Sheldon to his therapist, or to a psychiatric hospital," Leonard groaned.
"Raj can do it." Howard shouted then walked out quickly before any objections were made.
"I'll have to get really drunk for this," Raj said then began walking out.
"But she's only," Leonard started but it was too late Raj was out of the room and out of hearing range, "thirteen," he finished, 'Oh god,' he thought to himself.
Thanks! No flames please, I no it was short but I'll try to make the next chapter longer, sorry for any spelling mistakes, I had no idea how to spell Koothrapoli and I'm hoping it was right. Also I know I didn't use much detail but I'll add more, remember I'm just a 13 (Almost) year old girl, so don't be mean! BUT REVIEW PLEASE!