Ha Ha so this is my first fanfic so don't be surprised if it sucks…

The setting is FerryPort Landing and Sabrina and Puck are 16 (well Puck looks like he's 16) and Daphne and Red are 12 ( Same thing as Puck with Red)

SPOV

Yes. I did. I PAINTED MY NAIL. I think know what you're thinking, and it is somewhat along the lines of-

"WTHeck! Where did the real Sabrina go, the one that pushed Puck in his own pool and deafeated a giant and saves the world on a regular basis? WHERE IS SHE? SHE WAS SO COOL!I WISH SHE WOULD JUST *sniff sniff * just come back? COME BACK REAL SABRINA! MY LIFE IS FOREVER USELESS UNTIL SHE COMES BACK!I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE!"

Ok. Maybe not… I mean it's not that bad right?

I HAVE TEMPORARILY WARPED MY BODY TO LOOK LIKE…Like…like Virgina Wells.

If you don't know who Virginia Wells is, she is a very…how to put this…physically matured, skinny in all the right places, long, perfect beach blond hair, tall and BEAUTIFUL. She looks like a model.

Well, you may ask, why do you care? I mean, It's just her looks, it's what's underneath that counts, right? Right?

Wrong. In 11th grade, that's all anyone cares about. The boys, the girls, even some of the teachers.

But I mean, no-one cares about that kind of thing, right?

Wrong. I, Sabrina Veronica Grim, kind of, maybe, sort of, I guess, might care a fraction of a careameter (a careameter is how much you care about some thing, in case you didn't get that) of what people think about me.

Take for instance, that one day when my friend Kate came to class and told me she had tweazed her eyebrows.

*Flashback *

"Hey Sabi, Guess what? I tweezed my eyebrows! You know how my eybrows used to go down to, like, my eyelid and I had, like, a unibrow! Well, they're gone now!Yey!"

I looked at her and didn't see anything different. I had never noticed her eyebrows before…

" Yeah, and sorry to break it to you, but you kind a have the same problem, so I'll get you tweezers for your b-day." She whispered.

I had the same problem? But she never had a problem…

"Kay, See you later Sabi!"

*End of Flashback *

And that night , I stared at my self in the mirror, at not only my eyebrows, but my whole face. And soon after that my midnight check-ups began.

So anyways, I opened the door to my room and walked inside. Wait a second. Puck was looking through my drawers. WTF? Before I could yell at him, something hard hid my head and everything went black.

So how bad was it? Was it really that bad? Ok, maybe it was?

Anyways, hate it, rate it, love it, shove it(?).

Any flames out there will be first sprayed by a fire hose, then my dog will pee on them.