Shenanigans with Emmett
My Sucky Fanfic
Disclaimer: I don't own twilight. Wish I did but that's my problem not yours.
AN: Sorry its so short, i didnt know what the font size would be like ect. just experimenting here, its my first. i will get better! promise!
Chapter 1: Rain
(Bella pov)
I stepped out into the typical rain of Forks, Washington, and sighed deeply. School today would be horrific without Edward. He was out hunting for the weekend, probably enjoying himself. At least one of us was.
Anyway, back to the point, teachers droning on and on about various subjects, other students prattling on and on about various items of gossip… I was surprised I hadn't gone insane already! Then the door of the jeep, 3 rows away from me in the parking lot, opened and I remembered why school wasn't what I was the least looking forward to.
Walking down the corridor, after last period, I thought through my options. Run: that'll never work unless A) I magically gain the ability to stop tripping over flat surfaces when in motion, or B) everybody forgets I'm alive and lets me run away- at least for the weekend.
I could try my hardest to blend into the walls and hope no one notices me- assuming that I don't fall over it.
I don't mean to knock things over or trip over my own two feet; I just get my clumsiness from Charlie.
I'll tell you what I'm dreading, your probably curious… it's Emmett.
He always gets up to shenanigans when Edwards away. Emmett says he's a party pooper, but I'd rather be safe. One thing Emmett is certainly not. Safe! He was more hazardous than me! And I knew he had an idiotic, irresponsible plan. I could tell by the way he smirked at me as we passed in the corridor.
What could it be this time? I was afraid to ask myself that question as I drove toward the big, white house in the woods.
As I came through the door, I was greeted by a big, full-of-mischief-looking Emmet. He just grinned as I tried on my 'blend into the wall' strategy.
Alice, pixie-like as always, danced over to me and announced that she was going shopping as she twirled out the door.
I knew she heard my "take me with you!" but she was already gone. Probably in case the house caught fire again.
I looked at jasper for help but he was sitting, cross-legged on the couch. "Ommmmmm".
Meditating. Thanks Jazz, I'll just have to save myself from Emmett's wrath!
Just then, Emmett bounded up to me at a speed that was completely unnecessary for inside.
"Heya Bells!" he boomed from somewhere high above my head. I cringed against the wall.
"Guess what were doing today?" he chuckled, clearly full of excitement.
"Umm… watching TV quietly?" I tried
"Nope!"
"Can I please go home?" I begged, wishing that I was in my kitchen, cooking dinner for Charlie.
Suddenly jasper spoke, which completely startled me. "I won't let Emmett hurt you, Edward would kill me"
His words weren't very reassuring but I suddenly felt more trusting.
"Anyway, were playing a game!" stated Emmett, noticing that the conversation had gone slightly off topic.
AN: sorry again for the leangth! Please reveiw!