The Lord of Mistakes
Origin of the Scar
by GetJiggyWithIt, with some input from my sister and my cat Fei
Flashback
One lonely winter night in July, a silent hooded figure swiftly tripped across the lawn. He slowly entered a small, pot shaped house. On the welcome mat it said "The Potters". Voldemort decided that he needed to kill somebody just because he was Voldemort. He busted down the door and there sat James Potter on the couch scratching his belly and drinking a can of beer. He hadn't noticed Voldemort standing in the doorway.
"Time for your doom…" rasped Voldemort.
"Huh? Did I hear the ggggggggggggggggggggrrrr?" said James looking around the room.
"PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOOM!" boomed Voldemort. And with that Voldemort grabbed James's glasses and crushed them. James, who needed glasses to live, immediately died.
"Puhaahaduhacacachaquaha" cackled Voldemort.
He stepped over James laughing hahaha all the way to the nursery. There stood Lily Potter getting a bottle of milk for Harry, which she intended on stealing to drink herself. She was about to give it to Harry when Voldemort tried squeezing in through the nursery door. He couldn't because of his enormously fat gut. He couldn't even fit his feet in through the door! He zapped Lily, which made her trip and fall. She released the bottle, and it hit Harry on the head. He was knocked out. Somehow a lightning shaped scar appeared on his forehead. With Harry out of the way Voldemort squeezed through the door and raided their fridge. He ate a "magical" pie and exploded.
End of flashback
A/N: That gggggrrr part was written by my cat, Fei when she stepped over the keyboard.