The Snowager Sleeps, For Now...
Miranda Shadowind

Author's Note: This is yet another of my crazy song parodies, this time of two neopets attempting to raid the Snowager's Cave. To the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." Enjoy and review!

[Try #1]
In the ice caves,
the scary ice caves,
the Snowager sleeps, for now...

In an ice cave,
a quiet ice cave,
the Snowager sleeps, for now...

Aiee-e-e-e-e now he's awake!
And wee-e-e-e-e must run away!

[Try #2]
Near the valley,
the Happy Valley,
the Snowager sleeps, for now...

Near the valley,
the peaceful valley,
the Snowager sleeps, for now...

Aiee-e-e-e-e-e he's awake!
Brrrr no no no no not the ice ray!

[Try #3]
Hush, my partner,
behold, my partner,
the Snowager sleeps, for now...

Take, my partner,
then flee, my partner,
the Snowager sleeps, for now...

Wee-e-e-e-e're in luck today,
for wee-e-e-e-e got stuff today!