August 19th, 1986
It was a super sunny day in Miami and the girls had just arrived home after a long day of work. Well, all of them except Sophia who was sitting in her chair, thinking of cranberry juice and walnuts. The audience was laughing as she all the sudden started to scratch her ass and then sighed as she looked at Blanche.
"Sophia, what are you doing?" asked Blanche as she looked at the old woman with the gigantic glasses.
"I'm making a pinata for my crocheting class," said Sophia sarcastically as she gave that fat woman an evil look. "What the hell does it look like I'm doing? I'm scratching my ass!" She finished her sentence by releasing a loud fart and she was luckily able to prevent herself from saying "OWW! MY ASSHOLE!" like she did the last few episodes.
"Hi, ma," said Dorothy as she kissed the old woman on the forehead. "How are you doing?"
"My butt itches, my social security check is late, again, and I can't even get to watch MTV because you think I may do something stupid!" said Sophia as she shook her head at the other.
"That's lovely, mom. By the way, I got a telegram from Phil and he is going to come visit us in a week!"