The episode opened in the familiar apartment in Je-New York City. Jerry Seinfeld was on the phone with his neighborhood crackhead friend Kramer about whatever jewish things jews talk about. Kramer wanted Jerry to come with him to do a crack deal in Harlem in a few hours.
"Harlem? That where all the blacks are, right?" Jerry exclaimed. "Like say, what's the deal with black people anyway? They're not black, and they're not people! Haaa!"
"Come on Jerry, be serious. I need to get my f-fix."
"Like, sure thing man. I'll be right there."
Before Seinfeld hung up the phone, he heard a high pitched scream and bludgeoning noises on the other end of the line. It must have been Kramer beating up another cheap hooker again.
When Seinfeld and Kramer arrived at the place for the transaction, they were being constantly spectated by junkies as they made their way to the drug den. They were greeted by a fat-lipped negroid.
"Place the money on the table you troll head doll lookin ass nigguh." Blurted the man to Kramer.
"Sure t-thing my m-man ha-haha"
As Kramer traded his dirty shekels to the drug dealer, several gunshots rang out throughout. Several masked men entered the area and began beating everyone to death with baseball bats. A large-built man stormed into the room with a large Louisville Slugger in his bear paw-like hands.
"Get on your knees, scumbags." He screamed. His voice sounded familiar, but Jerry couldn't put his matza on it.
"G-George? Is that you?" Jerry asked.
He man unmasked himself and revealed his identity to the two stoners.
"There is no George Costanza, kid. Never was. I had to alter my identity so I can infiltrate you kikes. But you've been a good friend of me for years. So, I owe you and Kramer some consolation. The name's Donald O'Brien. Leader of The Aryan Union. And it's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon."
Donald raised his bat and slammed It down on a drug dealer's head with a thunderous clap. Blood splattered on Kramer's face in an instant.
''Oy vey, it's like the time I was at my nephew's circumcision." Kramer exclaimed.
"Like, Why the long face? Hahahaha!" Jerry whimpered.
"I'm just getting started you filthy degenerates! I'm going to make the holocaust look like a joke!" Donald screamed.
"Like, what's he deal with the holocaust?" Jerry asked. "During the war, only three million jews lived in Europe. Another three million claimed to have survived the death camps. So how did six million jews die? Crazy huh? And how did so many bodies get incinerated daily when a modern incinerator can only burn an entire body in three hours? Haha, that's crazy!"
Indeed it is, Jerry. Indeed it is.