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Linkinparkfan9799
Eat You Alive
Mrs. Tsukiyomi
Hey. I'm just glaring at my digital clock that I got in some contest Yuki and Kaki forced me in. It's not that I don't like it, I just don't like the date:
October 1, 2013-11:17A.M.
Nana and Quartz are in their house with Yoru, trying to find some form of entertainment other than the cat toys I chuck in there every week. Trust me, it's hard for me to. Also for Ikuto, the eighteen-year-old pervert hugging my neck from behind me on the bed. "Come on," he whines. "Why won't you have sex with me?"
"I'm. Fcking. Thirteen," I growl, my glare hardening towards the clock. CAN'T THE END OF THE WORLD COME ALREADY! You haven't even gotten close. OH SHUT THE FCK UP SORROW! Okay, would it make you feel better if I said you were near? Yes. Yes it would. That's like the only thing that entertains me, and that's Sorrow's more frequent chatter. Of course, she can't stay long, because then the other one…Armagedon I believe. True, I visit Lucy and Zero and Kaname and the others, and they visit me, but…it's just hard to get used to normal life after ice cubes, rings, halos, vampires, Diclonius, and crazy mental patients for friends. That and characters. Annoying at times, but in moments like these, you can be grateful. Quartz comes out of the house and pokes my cheek.
"Maki-chan, I sense a heart's egg," she squeaks.
I look at her from the corner of my eye, seeing I'm on my side. "Hatched?" I mumble into Ikuto's arm, seeing it's around my neck. Can't have a stiff neck, ya' know?
Nana flies backwards and shakes her head. "It's normal."
I sigh and nibble on Ikuto's arm, signaling for him to detach. He pouts and does so. "You're mean," he sits up, eyes shut and arms behind him, supporting his weight.
"And you're perverted. Any other 'duh' remarks you'd like to make?" I snap.
"You're sexy," he smirks. I cross my arms, giving him a challenging glare. "You're a virgin. I want sex."
"Duh, yes, never," I stomp out, nose in the air. I hop downstairs to see Kaki and Lucy in the Living Room, watching the TV. Lucy turns and waves once before returning to her cross-legged position with her elbows on her knees and her hands holding her head. Kaki is slumped against the couch, arms crossed and eyes actually just curious. I walk in further to see Rosario+Vampire on. Oh that perverted show is something Ikuto belongs in. "I didn't know you liked this show, Lucy-onee-chan."
"Eh, something," she shrugs. "As you may tell, it's hard getting used to calmer environment."
"Yeah, well it's not done yet," Kaki reminds. "I was talking to Sorrow earlier, since I'm the other half, and she said that it would come somewhat in this year, but she wants to show that other btch who's boss and be a jackas."
So true~I roll my eyes and pat Lucy in between her ribbons. I just slap Kaki upside the head. Nana and Quartz fly down as I trudge into the kitchen, picking up my cell off the counter and texting Yuki.
To: Psycho
From: Maki
RE: B.O.R.E.D
You?
I pocket it and open the fridge to take out the skim-milk jug (Mom saying if I was to have a boyfriend, I would at least attempt to keep my figure) and grab the cereal box off the counter, pouring the milk into the cardboard box and tilting it above my mouth to let the cereal pour. I hear Mom's keys giggle in the lock as I have my fast-breakfast and the door opens. She giggles. "Oh Maki, you lazy little girl!" she chucks her keys onto the counter. "We have company~"
I put the box down and peer into the Living Room, where Kaki holds a thumbs up and Lucy just waves a hand in that 'go away' gesture. I turn to the door to Mom in all her brunette and brown-eyed glory and a blonde woman, frail looking, with soft, violet eyes. She waves at me once and shuts her eyes, smiling. "Hello! I'm Soko."
I blink and cock my head to the side. "You look familiar…Have I seen you in a clothing store?"
"THAT WAS YOUR LAST BOYFRIEND!" Kaki calls in from the Living Room.
I sigh as Soko and Mom giggle. "Probably not," Soko's smile widens. "I hope I'm not intruding…you're mother sort-of dragged me here against my own accord."
I laugh. "Oh that's Mother."
Mom sulks. "What happened to 'Mommy'?"
Kaki, of course, answers. "She knew you skipped your meds this mornin'."
Mom scowls at the Living Room and smirks, making a shudder run up my spine. "Oh my…I guess I'll just clean your room later as-"
"NO!" Kaki rushes in, glomping Mom. "PLEASE HATH MERCY UPON MY SOUL!"
Soko covers her mouth and giggles again. I'm laughing. My phone sounds 'They're Coming To Take Me Away' by some American band I forgot the name to (-_-;). I pluck it out of my pocket and see that Yuki (and her characters) all answered.
To: Meanie Kitty (killing her later for that one)
From: Psycho~
RE: D.U.H
Yuki: OF COURSE I'M FCKING BORED YOU NINNY!
Mina: Hello subject! Yes, we're bored.
Yuki: Annie says she's bored, but she doesn't know how to use this and drew on the screen instead (so like Annie)
Persephone: I hope you are well, Lady Maki
I sigh and shake my head.
To: Psycho
From: Maki
RE: Ah
To Yuki, you will die after my mom's new friend leaves
To Annie, as long as you're not drawing on moi, keep it up
To Mina, hello my Queen. I'm sorry you're bored
To Proserpine: No. Formality. Please. I'd actually prefer Ikuto to have S.E.X with me than listen to dmn formality -_-
I send it and pocket it once more. Lucy comes in, tugging at her ribbons with somewhat annoyance. "So, where'd you two meet?"
"Oh! At the little market place!" Mom sparkles (I'm serious, I'm seeing her sparkle).
Nana and Quartz fly down, plopping onto my head. "Ooh~She's pretty!"
"I wonder why she doesn't have a character yet…" Nana holds her cheeks in her palms.
Hidu and Cassie follow through, carrying their eggs. They plop onto Kaki's head with plenty fatigue. I guess Kalli is in Lucy's button-up, white shirt pocket, seeing something wriggles. "Wait, you mean the market place Maki was almost raped at?" Kaki blinks.
"Oh boy…" I face-palm. "I forgot that. And no, I was almost shot, not raped."
"Dude, I was there. He-"
Lucy clamps her palms over both our mouths. "Shut up. Now. Please," she shuts her eyes, sighing.
Oh, if you're wondering why none of the Vampire Knight people are here, it's because they have tests until…November first. My phone rings again, and now I notice Soko and Mom giggling like the misfits Yuki and Annie are (yes, I will keep announcing their craziness until something is done).
To: Meanie Kitty
From: Psyco~
RE: Ur…
Dude one, what friend? Two, WHY? *pouts*
To: Psyco
From: 'Meanie Kitty' my as, btch
RE: Explanation
One, someone named Soko. Blonde. Violet eyes. About Mom's age.
Two, you called me Meanie Kitty. I HATE THAT NICKNAME! =(
To: Meanie Fat As Btch
From: Psycho~
RE: Ah Numbero DOS
One, seems nice
Two, how do you like the new one~
Three, okay, my mom promised to take me to some month-long festival today, but she blew up the kitchen and…well, would you come with? Bring the pervo if you need to. Apparently people '17 or under need parental guidence'. :(
To: Yuki-kins~
From: Meanie Fat As Btch
One, yes, she is
Two, so much, that I'll call you what Nick calls you YUKI-KINS! MUHAHAHAHAHAH! =DDD
At this point, I'm actually laughing, everyone inching to the stairs out of fright of my apparent madness (probably brought on by Sorrow).
Three, sure. I'll get the perv as long as Proserpine comes.
I tuck the phone away and look up to Lucy and Kaki. "Do you two want to go to this festival? Apparently it's month long, but Yuki wants to go today."
"What about me?" Mom crosses her arms, pouting.
"You have Soko over," I point out.
"So? It's still nice to ask!"
I sigh and shake my head. She makes me wonder who's the adult here. "Do you want to-"
"No thanks, I have a friend over~" she sings, hugging Soko.
Soko giggles. Kip flies down, tired as SHT. I mean her hair is all over, her eyes are bloodshot, and her bags go to her CHIN! She yawns and falls right on the ground, snoozing. Lucy sighs and plucks her up, Soko not seeing. "Nah. I'll make sure things are good here. Bring your boyfriend, why don't you? You do 'wuv him to wittle wieces' after all."
I glare at her skull as she lets out a teasing chuckle. Once she vanishes upstairs, Soko turns to me. "Oh, you have a boyfriend?" I nod. "Oh! Well, I hope it's going well."
"Yeah," I smile kindly, actually meaning it. "It is. Has it's ups and downs, but what relationship doesn't?"
Both Mom and Soko laugh. "So true, so true…"
Footsteps sound, lazy and soft. "Oh, that's him," I sigh. "WAKE UP YOU LAZY BALL OF FUR AND HURRY UP! I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK YOU!"
"If it's marriage," Ikuto sets his foot on the fifth step, "then wait, seeing young marriage get's no-".
He stops, clutching the rail. He's staring at Soko. Soko's eyes widen and Mom raises a brow. Kaki and I exchange glances and shrug at the other. What the heck do we know? "Oh…this is your boyfriend…" Soko bites her lip.
Ikuto's stare hardens into a glare that makes Kaki and I gulp. "What's she doing here?"
Mom, being the stronger one, is unaffected by the glare and cocks her head to the side, blinking. "You know Soko?"
"OBVIOUSLY!" Kaki and I hiss.
Ikuto barks out a cold laugh (should be me-yow but…). "Know her? I'm afraid I know her more than I would like to…"
Soko slumps a little. My blood boils slightly. How…How dare he? That's just mean! "Shut up Ikuto!" I snap, facing him. "If you don't like my mom's friends, then why don't you just go back to sleep?"
He blinks and now glares at me. Eh, not surprised. "I'll let you off easy, seeing you don't know this…this thing as well as I do!"
"SHE'S A LIVING BEING!" Mom and I shriek.
"Guys, cool it," Kaki growls. "If Ikuto wants to be rude, he has a right t-"
"No, he does not," I spit. "He might be my boyfriend, that of which questionable now," he freezes, eyes wide and hand shaking on the rail, "but that gives him no right to be rude in OUR house!"
"Hey…" Soko sighs. "Don't be harsh on hi-"
"Oh shut up about being harsh, Mother," Ikuto looks down, eyes hiden.
I choke up, Kaki laughing, Mom gaping. "M-M-MOTHER? HOLY SHT!" I grip my hair. "YOU FROM HER! THAT DEFINITELY IS JUST TUGGING ON MY DMN NERVES YOU PERV!"
He looks up, a tear on his cheek. "I'm not lying. You know me better than that."
"Oh, do I now?" I spit, venom drowning my voice. "Tell me then, who's the father?"
He grips the rail, knuckles white. Mom gulps. "Honey, calm down…"
"Drug addict?" I laugh coldly. "Rapest? What? Name him then, because I apparently know you well enough to guess!"
The door opens right at the same time as this:
SLAP!
My cheek is stinging. Kaki growls and goes for Ikuto, Soko and Mom holding her back. Hidu and Cassie are too tired to help her. Nana and Quartz scream and cover their ears. I blink, the pain in my cheek not subsiding. "What the…" I look out of the corner of my eye to Yuki. She growls. "Dude, what the fck?"
Ikuto runs out. Yuki comes over next to me. "Hey, you okay?" Mom sighs. She and Soko let Kaki go, who comes next to me.
"Just give me the word, Maki, and I'll rip his fcking BALLS OFF!" she punches her fists together.
"Me to," Yuki nods. "In Demonic Princess."
Proserpine is standing on her shoulder, staring up at me as if to wait for that very order. Mina scoffs. "Trouble making cat," she mutters.
"Is Maki-chi alright?" Annie pats my head.
I smirk, making the room inch away. "That bstard…Oh-ho! I got him…" I run up into my room to pluck Yoru out of the house. "E-yo."
"Maki-nya?" he rubs his eye. "Who slapped you-nya?"
"You're fcking owner," I smile with closed eyes. "And that is why I'm taking you back to him~"
"Eh?"
I stomp back down and slam the door, Yuki and Kaki coming out rubbing their noses. Huh, must've accidentally hit them. "What are you doing?" Kaki runs up next to me.
"Returning his cat because we're through. Ugh."
A green portal swirls as a lock lifts. Now you've done it…jeez, maybe if you didn't get angry, Armagedon wouldn't have come one step closer.
Review~
Well, nice long chappie~
Aw…Poor Maki. Her fault for not shutting up.
Things to think about:
One-why is it hard to believe Ikuto is Soko's son?
Two-Put yourself in Maki's shoes. How would you've reacted to the slap?
Three-Make up or break up?