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Accidental Happenings
A teen dodged behind a trash bin, and leaned against the side of it panting.
"This is not happening! I'm not being chased by Prime or the oh so lovable Ironhide. This is not real." She pinched herself to wake up but all it did was make a bruise. "Ow."
Andrea didn't know what to do; the day had started out normal enough. Wake up, go to school, sleep in class, and go home. "Danni would probable love this."
Andrea stuck her head out from behind the bin, only to see Ironhide's bumper mere inches form her face.
"Don't they ever give up?" She mumbled to herself then scrambled to her feet and took off running down the ally, but stopped halfway when Optimus drove into the other end.
Both vehicles pulled in, effectively blocking her. Andrea was looking at both Autobots when she noticed an open window near Optimus. She started to form an escape plan when he came in further, killing yet another good idea.
Optimus looked at the girl in front of him. She had short brown hair and was 5'5", but most importantly she was wearing the Decepticon logo on her shirt.
'Ironhide we are too close to the street, do not transform. Activate your hologram, she may be innocent to what we are, but we're going to get some answers.'
Andrea was startled when the door of semi-truck opened and out stepped a man with brown hair and a really nice body, and clothes matching the truck. He walked up to her, stopping a few feet short.
"Why do you bear the Decepticon symbol?"
Andrea smiled and said in the most innocent voice she could. "Because my other shirt was dirty."
Ironhide got out unnoticed and stood in front of himself. "That's not a good enough answer."
Andrea looked back seeing another hologram, this one having short black hair instead of brown, with an equally hot body, and dressed in black.
"But it's true."
While talking to him, she spotted a long board with wheels on it, similar to the things mechanics use when working on cars. Looking between the both of them she shrugged and walked to it hoping that they were the type of holograms that you can walk through, and not solid, like so many stories she had read.
"What's it matter to you though?"
Optimus and Ironhide watch warily as the teen picked up the board.
"The Decepticons are an evil group that must be stopped." Ironhide said almost growling.
Andrea shrugged her shoulders in an almost bored manner, "I don't see how this concerns me."
Ironhide scowled. "Wearing the symbol implies you're a Deception, which makes you our enemy."
Andrea smiled "Oh, I'm no Decepticon; I'm just a fan-girl."
With that said, she ran at Optimus, hurled the board down and collapsed down on it. She rolled through the hologram's legs and under the truck. Immediately, Optimus started pulling out from over her, but Andrea wasn't having any of that and grabbed onto him. He stopped moving instantly.
"Girl, let go."
Andrea couldn't help but grin at the situation she had got herself in. "Why?"
"It's dangerous, now come out."
Andrea rolled around underneath him poking wires and exploring. "Dangerous for whom? As long as you don't move, I'll be fine."
"For the both of us, come out now." Optimus shuddered when Andrea touched a sensitive wire.
"No, I think I'll stay."
Optimus sighed not having any other choice. 'Bumblebee, Ratchet meet me at the Lookout, we have a situation.'
"Very well, hold on because we're leaving." 'Ironhide stay behind me if she should let go'
Andrea let out a shout when Optimus backed out of the ally and drove away with her attached to the bottom.
At every stop, Andrea would move to a different place. It had been a little annoying, but he just ignored it after awhile. Until he got a message from Ironhide.
'Optimus sir, the board was left behind on the last stop.'
Optimus nearly veered off the side of the road.
"Hey! I thought you were supposed to be a good driver?!" Again he swerved; Andrea's voice coming from inside of him. Optimus did a full body scan to discover her in a small cavity reachable only from the underside of his truck form.
'She resides within my form.'
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When Andrea had been poking around under Optimus, her hands had started to get tired of holding on. So when she had spotted the cavity in his undercarriage, she took the opportunity a stop light presented to explore it. You could probably fit half a dryer in it, and it had a ledge on the bottom she could sit on, so naturally she got in and sat.
Ratchet, Sam and Bumblebee were already at the Lookout when Optimus and Ironhide arrived. As soon a he pulled in, Ratchet, Bumblebee and Ironhide transformed. Faintly, a sound could be heard coming from under their leader.
"Doom doom doom doooom doom doom doom" (think Gir)
"Please, get her out;" his tone almost desperate, "she won't stop singing."
The sound suddenly stopped, "Where are we?" came from under him.
Sam walked up to Optimus and looked under him. "There's no one there."
"Hey, is that Sam?" Andrea poked her head out of the hole. "It is Sam! Hi Sam Witwickity!" She waved wildly at him.
"What?! Guys, there is a girl inside of Optimus!" the boy said turning to the transformers.
"My name's Andrea!" she shouted out, trying to carry on a conversation. Sam leaned back down, "Get out of there-- "
"Is Ratchet out there?" she him cut off.
"Um, yes" he said, raising an eyebrow and looking over at Ratchet.
"I'm assuming that since you're here that Bumblebee is too?" Andrea asked a cheesy grin on her face.
"Yes, he is too…Who are you?" The girl smiled.
"I told you already, I'm Andrea. Tell Bumblebee that he's one of the most adorable Autobot in the universe, and tell Ironhide he is the coolest. Oh and tell Ratchet he's the coolest doctor." She then pulled her head back into the hole; her head starting to feel fuzzy from being upside-down.
Sam looked at the Transformers knowing that they heard her. "I--" Just then an explosion had erupted near them.
"Decepticons!" said Ironhide as he shot at Starscream. The jet transformed as Barricade rammed into Bumblebee.
"We have an old 'friend' of yours," Barricade snarled, punching down the yellow Camero.
The sound of a jet was herd when a figure dropped from the sky. It landed with a ground shuttering boom, kicking dirt and dust into the air. The form stood tall as the dust settled to reveal Megatron.
"Hello, Autobots."
With Ironhide taking care of Starscream, and Bumblebee occupied with Barricade, Ratchet had taken up position of protecting Optimus.
"What's the matter, Prime? Can you not fight your own battles?"
Sam ran at Optimus and slid under him to get Andrea out. "You got to get out of there!"
"Nu uh, this is the part that, if I come out I get kidnapped," she answered, thinking about all the stories she had read.
"What? That doesn't make any sense!" Sam grabbed her hand and tried to pull her out.
"No, it makes sense to me, so I ain't moving!" Andrea yelled back, pulling her arm away.
Megatron punched Ratchet knocking him a few feet back, before charging him and punching again. The medic held up as long as he could but before long had been knocked down.
"Sam, leave her, you got to take cover."
"But Optimus-"
"No Sam just go take cover I'll deal with this." Sam nodded and ran from under Optimus and into the nearby forest.
"Andrea this is your last chance, get out or you're going into battle with me." Andrea thought about it, which one was worse? On one hand she'd get kidnapped, on the other and she would be with-----
Optimus transformed without any warning, causing Andrea to yell.
"I thought I had a choice?!"
His only reply was, "You took too long."
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Wheeljack had joined the fight and had teamed up with Starscream on Ironhide. But now that Optimus had distracted Megatron, Ratchet went after him. When Ratchet had rushed the scientist, he had noticed at the last second and turned to lock hands with the medic.
"Hello Ratchet, I see you got away from Megatron." He said in a tense voice.
"Don't talk to me, traitor. You're here to fight, so let's fight." Ratchet said pulling away from the lock and punching Wheeljack.
Vvvvvvvvvv
Andrea watched as she moved from the ground and things shifted around her.
"Oh my god," was all she could say when she came face to face with a glowing containment chamber that had small waves of blue and white seeping from it.
"Please tell me I'm not in your chest, and that that's not your spark." Andrea didn't get an answer, but she knew what it was.
"Megatron!" Optimus said, and then punched him away from the fallen medic. "How are you alive?"
Megatron grinned. "You and the humans were foolish to assume me dead, Prime. True, the Allspark did do some damage but it also repaired me at the bottom of the ocean. I'm better than ever."
With the sound of grinding metal, a plasma cannon formed from the palm of his right hand and shot at his rival.
The Autobot leader was hit in the chest pushing him back. Before he could regain his balance, Optimus was hit by another blast, causing him to fall over. Andrea hit her head, "Ow," she said to herself.
"Damn it," Andrea crawled up and stuck her head out the gaping hole in Optimus's chest.
"Hey! You! If you're going to kill him stop messing around and just do it!" She yelled at the decepticon.
Megatron looked down at the rather human head sticking out from the hole he caused. "What's this? It looks like you have an infestation, Prime."
Andrea looked up at the pointy silver bot. "Wow, you're even scarier in person."
"Girl, be silent." The injured bot said getting back on his feet.
"Like hell I will!" she said looking in the direction of his head, "Where'd you learn to fight, 'cause you suck at it!"
Optimus was again hit, this time in the abdomen and Andrea slipped and fell back into his chest.
"I like this human, Prime. I think I'll have to take her," Megatron said. He grabbed Autobot's chest-plate and pulled at it until it came partially off, reviling the shaken teen. Optimus punched Megatron away from him.
"Leave the girl alone Megatron," Optimus growled out as he put a hand over the hole in his chest.
Ratchet and Wheeljack were shooting at each other, dodging and rolling out of the way of blasts without really paying attention to the others, so when Ratchet dodged a blast, it zoom over his head and hit Optimus in the back.
Optimus lurched forward and Andrea slipped threw his fingers. She let out a scream as she was falling only to be caught by none other than Megatron, who in one smooth motion kicked Optimus and grabbed her from the air.
Megatron stood tall. "Decepticons, Retreat!"
All the Decepticons broke away from the person they were fighting and transformed speeding away to the base, except for Wheeljack who was stopped by Megatron. The Decepticon leader ordered him to open his doors and then tossed Andrea onto the back seat of the Barracuda.
"Get her back to the base."
Andrea let out a yelp as she was tossed like luggage into the car and another as the door slammed shut and Wheeljack raced away from the lookout.