A friend dared me to write a yaoi lemon, knowing full well that I am asexual, and this is the product. I tried my best, so let me know in a review how I did.
Disclaimer: Of course I don't own Naruto
Naruto lay in his bead, excitement making him unable to sleep. Sasuke was back! He, Naruto, had kept his promise to Sakura and brought him back to Konoha. Naruto didn't think he would ever be able to sleep, but eventually his eyes drifted shut…
Naruto heard a knock at the door. Who could it be at this hour? He wondered. Opening the door, he found himself face to face with none other than Sasuke Uchiha. "What do you want?" he asked, but instead of answering, Sasuke pinned him to the wall, capturing his lips in a bruising, hungry kiss. Stunned, Naruto didn't move for a moment, and Sasuke pressed his pelvis against the other's, rubbing their groins together, making the blonde gasp and Sasuke took the opportunity to force his tongue into the his mouth. Naruto tried to force Sasuke's tongue out with his own, but the dark haired ninja won the battle and continued plundering his mouth. When Naruto thought he was going to pass out from oxygen deprivation, his attacker finally broke the kiss. But the assault didn't end, as Sasuke drew his tongue slowly down Naruto's neck, stopping when he reached a pulse point. He sucked hard at the skin, leaving a darkening mark, before all but dragging Naruto to the bedroom, where he forced the unresisting blond backwards onto the bed while unzipping his shirt. Sasuke's tongue resumed its previous path, tracing downwards, coming to halt at a nipple. His tongue lazily circled before sucking gently on the tit, then gently nipping. Naruto let out a strangled "Ngh. Sasu-ke." Only prompting his attacker to move to the other nipple and repeat the process, before sliding downwards, tracing every muscle along the way. When he reached Naruto's pants, Sasuke smirked at the bulge there. "Your pants look uncomfortable. Do you need me to help with that?" Before Naruto could form a coherent reply, Sasuke had pulled off both his pants and boxers, exposing his hard length. "You're so hard for me." Sasuke purred before flicking the tip of his tongue over the tip, causing Naruto to moan and his hips to buck. Obligingly, Sasuke took the shaft in his mouth, teasing the hard appendage with his tongue until Naruto's moans began rising in pitch, signaling that he was about to come, and Sasuke removed his mouth, causing the blonde to whimper. Sasuke quickly shed his clothing, removing a small bottle, which he poured over three fingers and his own shaft. He inserted one finger, prompting Naruto to whimper at the intrusion. Sasuke kissed him again to distract him as he inserted a second finger and began a scissoring movement. One more finger was added before he withdrew them all and placed his shaft at Naruto's entrance. He captured the blonde's lips once more and pushed himself all the way inside, stopping once he was in to let him adjust. He began to thrust, slowly at first, then faster when he found Naruto's sweet spot and the the blonde began moaning incoherently in pleasure. Sasuke set a fast pace, slamming into the blonde, and reached one hand around to take Naruto's length and stroke it in time with his thrusts. It wasn't long before he came, screaming "Sasuke!" and spurted cum all over his hand. As Naruto began to clench around him from the force of his pleasure, Sasuke felt himself peak as well, cumming deep inside the blonde. He rode out the waves of pleasure before removing himself and falling onto the bed beside the blond. "Sasuke." Naruto said tiredly.
Naruto sat bolt upright, aware of his raging hardon. 'It was just a dream.'
As he took care of his errection, though, he pictured Sasuke's hand around his shaft instead of his own, and when he came, it was with Sasuke's name on his lips.
A/N: So, how did I do?