I own nothing but wish I did.

Two men stood in a room, one looking like a teenage boy and the other... Well he looked like what he is. A vampire. Both are, from two different places and times. The older male in red grinned madly as he aimed the Jackal in the younger's face. "Why are you aiming to kill me? I've done nothing." the younger male strained to get information out of the older. The once mad grin grew ear to ear in mocking humor. "Are you have a problem?" the man in red was close to laughing. "My name is Edward Cullen, you are?" the younger said, hoping to pull out info.

"Alucard"

"Last name?"

"none"

"...Age?"

"Old"

"Hobbies?"

"... Don't go gay on me trash, I eat things tougher than you before breakfast."

This shut the younger up, but still the question bothered him. Why kill him? While Edward was trying to get into Alucard's mind, Alucard had gone through Edward's twice. Alucard cocked the gun, Edward flickered his gaze between the gun and the older vampire. He wished for a gun to look intimidating also, but all he got is mind reading which apparently the older has too. The emotions in Edward were building, till he yelled. "What?! Why are you going to kill me?!"

Alucard was silent as the air around him chilled, the light faded, and darkness radiated from him. His grin melted into a stone sober face, glasses falling to the tip of his nose showing the enraged crimson eyes staring at the younger. Shoulders tensed up as if ready to fight. Jaw clenched momentarily. "Why?" his voice held an accent from a long forgotten language. " Years ago, the term 'Vampire' would bring fear to the spines of mortals. They would hold onto crosses and hang garlic on their doorways in hopes of protection. That has changed. Since you sparkly vampires-no your not even that, your a pixie at most- came to light humans have been fooled as to what we truly are!" The enraged man took a step towards the younger, who jumped back another foot. " Because of you and your mates' stories the vampire has become a sex symbol, a moody and untrue creature. That's not our nature, I am the NoLifeKing! Your Valtori or what ever has old bloods yes, but I am the first true vampire!" his voice boomed through out the night. His ancient power suffocating the world around them.

Once agin Alucard's gun aimed at the younger vampires head. With a bang the sparkling... Thing(?) was gone. In anger Alucard loaded a new clip and emptied it into the dead vampire.

The end

"What kind of bed time story was that?" Seras looked at Integera then the small child asleep in Seras's coffin. "She enjoyed it, and now she's sleeping, so what's the problem?" the blond woman gave the female vampire a blank look. Seras opened her mouth to say that it was to violent for such a young child but she remembered it was ITEGERA'S young cousin so violence must seem normal to the child. "Good night Agent Victoria" "Good night Sir." The blond vampire sighed back then went to go bang her head against a wall, there really AREN'T any normal people here.

Yeah! Random shit! My first fanFic. I hope it didn't suck completely. Can you guesswhat team I'm on?