Why you do NOT get vampires drunk
The whole Cullen family - Carlisle, Esme, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Edward and Bella - were all sitting one day in front of Emmett's high definition fifty inch screen TV, all watching Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. In all actuality, Emmett was the only one that had really wanted to watch the movie, but the rest of the family soon joined him.
Soon, Bella noticed Emmett drinking something - a deep red liquid. It didn't smell like blood, though….
"What are you drinking, Emmett?" She asked.
"Spiked blood…why? You want some?"
She didn't answer.
"Oh! I want some!" Jasper said. Emmett got him a glass, as well as one for Edward and Carlisle. When he asked the girls if they wanted some, though, the politely declined.
Glasses after glass was passed as the Cullen men drank more and more of Emmett's drink. Soon, barrels of it were quickly drunk, also.
"My…this stuff tastes…very g-good, Emmett…" Carlisle said brokenly. He then hiccupped.
"Carlisle! You're…drunk!"
"Very… g-good id-d-ea, Jasper…" Edward said, in response to Jasper's thoughts, presumably. And they ran upstairs.
They came back down soon, all sporting pirate garb - minus the shirts.
"YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!!!" They all yelled.
It was going to be a very long night…