Mario's Bad Day!
Mario was reading the Family Fun Magazine!
Mario: I love this magazine!
Then the phone rings!
Phone: RRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Hello?
The missing link: Hello is this Mario?
Mario: Yes.
Missing Link: You Mario have WON $1 MILLION
Mario: Really? … Excuse me for a minute. *running around the room* Yahoo! Yahoo! YAY!!! YAHOO!!! *back on the phone* Okay.
Missing Link: JK!!!
Mario: O_O YOU SAID I WON A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!!!
Missing Link: I'm not kidding!
Mario: Oh.
Missing Link: All you have to do is tell me if you have a secret Butter stash.
Mario: I AM LACTOSE INTOLERANT!! *hangs up on the missing link. continues reading Family fun magazine while walking and falls off and even though he doesn't know he has a parachute*
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Mario: Lalala… I like Summer. It's warm! Huh? Is that the Missing Link??? Why is he here?
Missing Link: Alright Mario! Hand over your secret Butter stash!
Mario: You idiot I told you from the beginning I'm lactose intolerant OK?!?!?!?!
Missing Link: You're lactose intolerant?!
Mario: Yeah!
Missing Link: You make me sick! *dramatic music plays* *kicks Mario*
Mario: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like this so much! Oh no! Him again!
Missing Link: HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!?????????
Mario: Uh-oh! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Huh? Did he hit me? Hmmm… Hmm? AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey what's this then?! OH...
BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Missing link: Sucker!!!
Mario: Ohhhh... So hot. Ahhh! Ahh! I'm burrrrrrning!!!!!!!
Marc: We're the U.S.A med center here to help you!
Stanley: Yeah! So stay where you are and we will get you some aloe Vera gel!
Mario: Thank you! Now help me!
Marc: Uh that counts as more money you have to pay $100 a minute.
Mario: $100 A MINUTE?! But... I only have $2 with me and it's so hot. Take it or leave it! Ohh... Oh look $100 in my Pocket! YES! YES!
Marc: We accept all major credit cards and checks.
Mario: What's a credit card? OW! I'm burning here you can't help me?!
Marc: Pay up!
Stanley: Uh can't you help for yourself?
Mario: NO!!! My Skin is peeling!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!
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