Just to clarify... I like Envy very much, he's one of my favourite homunculus!
But... I like to make for fun of him too. And Greed agrees XD
Spoilers for last ep. of the anime.
Beyond the Gate... CRACK!
Besides the Gate light flashes, moving on Envy's sides as he goes forward, faster and faster, towards his revenge…
"Take me to where Hohenheim is! Don't you dare stop me! Mwahahaha, I'm going to…OUCH!"
The trip abruptly stops as something similar to a little dark window appears in front of the homunculus and suddenly his face is met by a very hard surface.
"Owowowow…" Envy sits up, rubbing his nose and gives a look around. He's on a road running endlessly straight in both directions, in the middle of a desert. It's night-time, and in the distance he can spot the dark shadows of some rock formations. Some kind of animal is howling to the moon.
This is not what he was expecting.
"…ok, where the hell am I…?" he mumbles. Looking up he sees there's a sign on the roadside. It says: "55 miles to Las Vegas."
As the homunculus tries to figure out what kind of place this Las Vegas is, he feels some kind of vibration coming from the road. Wondering, he bends down to put his ear against the asphalt. As he does so, he doesn't notices the little two lights appearing at the far side of the road, behind his back, and getting closer and closer. When the suddenly disappearing darkness finally catches his attention, he has only the time to turn back, his eyes getting the size of two panicked basket-balls, before he gets flattened.
The car disappears in the direction of the mysterious "Las Vegas"
The now two-dimensional homunculus swears feebly and full-heartedly.
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On the car, a young man whose preminent feature is a quite disturbing lack of eyebrows, turns to look towards the road from his back-seat.
"Hey, boss, haven't you got the feeling we run over something…?"
The dark-haired man who's driving the car with one hand (the other arm unchalantly leaning on the shoulders of a girl with short blonde hair, dozing off on the near seat) casts him a glance from behind his round sun-glasses and smirks.
"Naah… maybe it was a branch, or something like that…"
"If you say so…" The first man settles back more comfortably, as much as it's possible to do so sharing the small seat with two other guys, the one in the middle the size of an ox and currently snoring. After a moment he sniffs the air.
"Boss! He's doing it again!" Fuming he points at the guy sitting on the other side of the car, a lean man with long hair tied in a ponytail, who smiles with the innocence of an iceberg moving onto the Titanic's rout. "He's using our booze to make molotovs! Tell him to stop! It will end like that time with the ether!"
The driver sighs. "Come on, kids, we're almost there…"
He grins almost ferally as they pass another sign saying the city of sins was even closer.
"We have much work to do, there. Much to have."
FIN