Hi, I'm Sonic... Sonic the Hedgehog.
Do you know what I have to go through for four months? School. But not just any school, Smash school.
That's right, 16 weeks of school to train me up and others for the latest Smash bros game, so we are all ready and fully trained... At least that is how Master Hand explained it.
At least there is a reason for veterans to return this time, learning our new custom moves...
Also, wonder how the newcomers will fare here, hope they don't stress out or anything. I also hope that the kid with the axe doesn't go evil on our asses. That would be awful.
And I Almost forgot, we have to share the school with the Pokeball Pokemon and the Assist trophies too for whatever reason.
Speaking of AT's, I can't forget about this edgy club Shadow joined not too long ago.
Oh yea, the teachers are the adult Veterans, I forgot to mention, and I think Snake is slowly going insane because his invite hasn't arrived yet.
Anything else?
Oh yea, one more thing I can remember, Luigi lost his voice because Snake went apeshit one day thinking Luigi stole his invite and burned it, No one thinks the lost voice is permanent though.
That's about all the info I can get before I start school. Hope nothing else Crazy happens during these 16 weeks... Like there being a creepy fangirl for someone or a hidden stash of Mega Mushrooms and Sticky bombs are found and the younger kids run around playing with them or one of the fighters can't seem to stop getting injured in some way...
I hope I didn't jinx myself...