The demon in Kagome
Inuyasha and Kagome are walking and then Kagome stops, turns and looks at Inuysaha" gimmie the fucking jewel fag!!!" said Kagome "ok, here you go""thanks bitch". Kagome takes the jewel and swallows it. All of a sudden she grew 5 feet taller, her hair fell out, she grew 7 chins, her boobs sagged down to her knees, and she let out a huge burp. " wow Kagome!, you're a demon now, that is so cool." "You stupid fool! Now im going to take over the world." she lets out an annoying laugh, "HA HEE HOOO HA HA HEE HOO". " Ok Kagome I don't care if you take over the world, just don't chop my balls off" Kagome snatches the Tetsusiga from Inuyasha and chops his balls off and they fall on the ground making a squishy sound. Then she runs away with the Tetsusiga, waving her arms and kicking her legs like a crazy manic. "Kagome you went too far! Now give me back my Tetsusiga!" "Never. Im gonna take over the world and you cant stop me because you are a stupid little bitch" she starts laughing and not looking where she is going she hits a tree and is knocked out. The Tetsusiga flies to the ground. Inuyasha picks up his balls and puts them in his pocket. Then he runs over to Kagome's hideous body lying on the ground. He opens her mouth and reaches his arm down her throat. He grabs the jewel and magically Kagome transforms back into her human self. She gets up and looks at Inuyasha. " Kagome!!! you chopped my balls off" " Oh im so sorry Inuyasha I don't know what came over me" She reaches into her backpack and pulls out a stapler. " Inuyasha, hand me those balls" " Ok. You better put them on right" CLICKET CLICKET CLICKET ( that is the sound of the stapler) " Now your balls are good as new" "Thanks. Now I don't mind if you take over the world but just don't chop my balls of ever again." "Ok Inuyasha" They hold hands and carry on with there travels.
THE END
Hey this is my first story and I know its stupid but I just really want my friend Marie to read it because she did not think I was gonna write it and send it in. Ha ha I showed her =) chances are, I will not write another story this stupid ever again unless someone pays me. I hope you enjoyed it, and INYUASHA IS AWESOME I LOVE THAT GUY!!!!