Title: Nari and Kigaru
By: Yoshiko.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, only Kigaru(:
Summary: Nari Uzumaki is an extremely talented kunoichi in Konoha that carries the Kyuubi inside her. She struggles with the harsh treatment of the villagers just because she is a Jinchuuriki. Her best friend Kigaru Yuki is aware of this and thus supports Nari in every way she can. But Kigaru has some secrets of her own and they seem mildly related to a certain Uchiha. What happens when these two strong headed kunoichis are placed with the emo teme Sasuke on the same team?
strong femnaru, sasuoc.
*note: Kigaru replaces Sakura. A little background: She is very attractive and is extremely talented, tying with her best friend Nari as the top kunoichi of the year. She appears quite bored during lessons but is usually cheerful otherwise.
Character Stats!
Kigaru has midnight black just below shoulder length hair that she keeps in a half ponytail and fringe that parts towards her left and nearly covers her left eye. Her eyes are dark purple in colour. She wears a royal purple coloured halter top with a jeans blue skirt that reaches mid-thigh and has slits on both sides. She also wore tights underneath her skirt for modesty's sake and also has dark blue, half-finger gloves that complements her skirt nicely and wears the standard ninja sandals for footwear as well. Kigaru also always wore a strange ice blue necklace hidden under her halter top.
Nari has long, sun blond waist length hair that is tied up a ponytail and bangs that covered half her eyes. She wears a dark orange tank top with a black skirt that has a lit up her right side. She wears white tights underneath her skirt and has leg warmers from her standard sandals up to just below her knee. Like Kigaru, she also wears gloves, but hers are full fingered instead.
Chapter 1
"Hahahahaha!!!"
Kigaru and Nari tore down the packed street, pursued by four extremely pissed off Chunnin. Well, extremely pissed was an understatement.
"Kigaru!! Nari!! Come back here NOW!!" one of them shouted.
"When hell freezes over, LOSERS!!" they shouted back simultaneously.
They grinned and turned to each other. Nodding in acknowledgement, they went in to completely opposite directions. Now they each had two Chunnins tailing them.
*with Kigaru *
After a 5 minute run, Kigaru stopped and turned to her approaching pursuers, smirking.
"Giving up, huh?" one of the Chunnins arrogantly remarked.
Her smirk grew wider.
"Hardly. Bye, bakas!!"
The two dumbass Chunnins couldn't believe their eyes as she shunshined away.
"WHAT?!" they yelled as their eyeball popped out of their sockets. Literally.
*with Nari*
Still laughing, she continued her 'race' with the two Chunnins.
"Come on!! That's all you can do?!" she goaded.
The Chunnins' killing intent shot up immediately as they glared at the giggling Jinchuuriki.
"Lord Hokage said not to harm her. Lord Hokage said not to harm her. Lord Hokage said not to harm her."the two dumbasses thought furiously, trying to calm themselves down.
Nari stopped and let out a smirk as she saw the Chunnins' face red with anger and frustration.
"Hah! She stopped!!This ridiculous cat and mouse game is over." they thought victoriously.
Oh they could not be more wrong.
Then stopped and stared in shock at the place where Nari Uzumaki had been not two seconds ago. Now only a small white card lay there, mocking them. One of them picked it up and opened it cautiously while the other looked over his shoulder.
"Better luck next time, losers!!" the card read.
They grinded their teeth in frustration and the Chunnin that was holding the card was about to tear it up when something at the back of the card caught their eye.
"Oh shit."
BOOM!!
The exploding tag attached to the back of the card exploded and the sound of faint laughter could be heard over at the other side of the village.
Well, curiosity killed the cat.
*****
"Kigaru did WHAT now?!" the Hokage yelled.
"She... she shunshined away, sir." Dumbass Chunnin Number 1 said meekly.
"Amazing, even some Jounin cannot perform that jutsu." the Hokage muttered to himself.
Just then, covered in black soot, Dumbass Chunnin Number 3 and 4 arrived in the room (via the window) grumbling.
"Sorry Hokage-sama, we lost the Uzumaki brat as well." they mumbled.
"Even four Chunnins cannot catch two kunoichis. Not to mention they haven't even graduated from the Academy yet!!" the Hokage grumbled.
"Impressive, very impressive." he thought.
"Forgive us, Hokage-sama." all the Chunnins bowed, embarrassed.
"Fine. You and you, you two are dismissed."
Dumbass Chunnin Number 1 and 2 left the room without a sound.
"Now, you and you, tell me how Nari got away this time."
"Well, sir, she appeared to have used the substitution jutsu to escape. But she substituted herself with a card that had an exploding tag behind, sir." They muttered, extremely embarrassed.
The Hokage chuckled and dismissed two rather astonished looking Chunnin.
"Those girls will be the death of me." he thought, absentmindedly pulling out a new book from the Icha Icha Paradise series to read.
After a while, a series of perverted giggles could be heard in the Hokage's office.
*****
The two kunoichis - in – training were at their favourite hangout, the famous Ichiraku ramen bar laughing their asses off. Well, at least one of them was.
"Hahaha *gasp* you should have seen *gasp* the look on the dumbasses' faces *gasp* when the exploding tag went off!!!" Nari laughed, clutching her sides and gasping for air.
Kigaru laughed along as well, clearly remembering the Chunnins' reactions to her sucessful shunshin.
"Hey Kigaru, you have GOT to teach me that shunshin." Nari grinned.
Kigaru answered with a grin of her own and they started cracking up again.
"Hello ladies."
The laughter stopped abruptly as they turned and gasped.
"Iruka-sensei!!"
*****
"Now, class, because of Kigaru and Nari, we will all review the transformation jutsu." Iruka sighed.
"What?!" Ino demanded.
"Troublesome." Shikamaru muttered.
"I'm hungry." Chouji mumbled.
"Hn." Sasuke looked bored.
While most of the females complained, the rest of the male population (besides Shikamaru, Sasuke and Chouji) had nothing to say, instead drooling over the most beautiful and cheery kunoichi in class, Kigaru, as well as her equally gorgeous yet extremely cheeky best friend, Nari. Various perverted thoughts went through their heads.
Slowly, one by one they were called up to transform into Iruka-sensei.
"Kigaru Yuki!"
Kigaru nodded to Nari, and they both stepped forward together.
"Nari! What the hell do you think you're doing? Get back in line!" Iruka-sensei yelled.
"Sorry, sensei. It's either we do this together," Kigaru started.
"or we don't do it at all." Nari finished.
"Wow. Now they finish each other's sentences? Cool." Sasuke thought. "Wait, WHY THE HECK am I even THINKING that?!'"
"Fine." Iruka grumbled.
"Henge!" they shouted.
Naked versions of Nari and Kigaru appeared, with smoke covering censored parts (much to the disappointment of many) and they both winked at the boys in the class suggestively.
Nosebleeds from the guys and vomiting from the girls simultaneously erupted in the room with the exception of a smirking Nara, a hungry Akimichi and a stone Uchiha with only the slightest amount of blood dripping from his nose. Wait, WHAT?!
"What the hell am I thinking? I should be focusing on getting stronger, not nose bleeding at this display of utter randomness!!" Sasuke mentally slapped himself. "Even if it is a very nice display." a small voice in his head added.
Then he quickly wiped the blood of, but not before a certain Nara saw it and started grinning from ear to ear.
And Iruka-sensei? He was lying on the floor having passed out from how hard his head smacked into the wall, propelled by a massive nosebleed.
Nari and Kigaru both changed back and started laughing, clutching their sides in pure agony.
Iruka-sensei woke up and glared at the two mischievous kunoichi who were still laughing. He sighed when he looked at what a mess the class was in. Blood and vomit all over the floor and some of the tables. So he did the only thing he could.
"Class dismissed." Iruka-sensei muttered.
Everyone tried to go out as quickly as possible, not liking the foul smell of blood and vomit.
Kigaru and Nari hid behind a crowd of students, and tried to blend in by walking beside them, hoping that Iruka –sensei didn't notice them sneaking out~
"Except for Kigaru and Nari."
Damn.
A/N
Yoshiko: Heyy readers(: This is my first time writing a fanfic do pls give me advice and constructive criticism as well. No flaming though. Yeah and pls also tell me what else would you like to see in this fic. And if I get a lot of replies, I'll put a vote up for you all. Any suggestions for a better name for this story? Pls tell me!!Also, I will try to update as often as I can. Btw, there are two people running this account: me and one of my best friends Chiutene. Yes those are not our real names. But we love them(: last but not least, R&R!!
Chiutene: Hello ppl! I think Sasuke is kinda OOC!!!! Yes I'm a SasukeOC FANATIC!! By the way, Yoshiko wrote most of the story, I am a slacker who just helps her to correct her grammar(: Don't worry I will also write some stories too :D