How To Be a Heartbreaker by Marina and The Diamonds

Rule number one, is that you gotta have fun
But baby when you're done, you gotta be the first to run

Michael was funny. She knew he didn't have serious feelings for her so it was okay that she didn't have serious feelings for him.

Wasn't it?

Rule number two, just don't get attached to
Somebody you could lose
So le-let me tell you

She tried not to look at him. And failed.

She sighed guiltily. Even after participating in a long screaming match with Michael about the fact that she didn't have feelings for her brother's best friend, she had to admit she lied.

So, as she stared at Harry, she smiled. Michael was getting clingy anyway.

This is how to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like a little danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing I lo-lo-love you
How to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like the look of danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing I lo-lo-love you
At least I think I do

Harry didn't know her. She was just Ron's little sister. The screw-up who let Tom Riddle possess her.

But, maybe, just maybe, he could love her. If she made him jealous. Made herself look desirable.

If she wasn't a stranger.

Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you

She loved him.

Rule number three, wear your heart on your cheek
But never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat

Dean was different. Dean was sweet and protective and fun. Maybe, if she were a different girl, a proper one, and if she didn't love Harry, she would love him. Maybe.

So she went on the date.

Rule number four, gotta be looking pure
Kiss him goodbye at the door, and leave him wanting more, more

She would do this properly. She would take it slow and try, just try, to fall in love.

This is how to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like a little danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing lo-lo-love you
How to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like the look of danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing lo-lo-love you
At least I think I do

She knew she would break Dean's heart. She knew she couldn't love him. She had been fooling herself.

He was pushy. Why didn't he understand she help herself through the portrait hole? She could order her own food. Do her own homework.

Cause I lo-lo-love you

She still loves Harry, though.

Girls, we do, whatever it will take
Cause girls don't want, we don't want our hearts to break in two
So it's better to be fake, can't risk losing
In love again, ba-abe

She stayed with Dean. If she allowed herself one moment of thinking about how Harry had been looking at her more than usual and then deluded herself into thinking he liked her, her heart would break.

This is how to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like a little danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing lo-lo-love you
How to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like the look of danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger
A player, singing lo-lo-love you

She couldn't stay with Dean any longer. She lost it. She could help herself.

Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you

But it was mostly because she still loved Harry.

At least I think I do

Did she even really know him?

Of course she did. He was Harry.