{CAST OF CHARACTERS}
{TOONAMI ANIME TV SHOW script}
brad majors=krillan
janet weiss=android 18
rocky horror=toonami horror-vegeta
magenta=bra
riffraff=trunks
eddie=dende
dr.scot=masteroshi
dr.frankenfurter=goku


i remember it well the day vegeta stood still and the
saiyans planet blew. then after long sagas and then frieeeza
they met the crazy majin boo and then something went wrong for
final cell and gohan he exploded and killed son goku then with
a deadly rhyme trunks came from back in time and he told the heroes
what he knew jap-an-ime mega feature dr gero would build a creature
see androids fighting the z heroes and then the score was 1-0 whoawhoawhoawhoaaaaa
on the late night toonami feature tv show bum bumbumbum i knew bulma and trunks
were attacked by the punks called android 17 and 18 but when krillan arrived 18
became his bride and now the world is really waiteen whoawhoawhoa jap-an-ime mega
feature dr. gero would build a creature see androids fighting the z heroes and then
the score was 1-0 whoa whoa whoa whoaaaa on the late night toonami feature tv show
saiyan mofo oh yooooah on the late night toonami feature t-v shoooooow.
{the dbz theme plays in a wedding kinda way the crowd gathers around for a picture
afterwards krillan comes down to talk to the groom Golynn}
Krillan: hey man i'm happy to see you two together
Jerus: yeah i can't believe how good my luck is
{myleena calls to jerus from the speeder}
Jerus:cya krillan
{the couple drives off with the words "original
characters suck" on the back the crowd dies down to
just 18 and krillan they walk through a cemetary
with the following gravestones"krillan,vegeta, goku ,goku ,krillan ,goku ,tien yamcha,
ciaotsu, dende, piccolo, nail ,radditz ,frieza, king cold ,the ginyu force who cares
about them?}
Krillan: 18, I want to say something...
18: Yes, Krillan?
Krillan: I really admire the...
::18 getting pissed off at waiting::
18: . . .
Krillan: the cool way, you blasted away those other girls to get to the bride's boquet!
18: It was a simple attack to get to my target...
[music starts]
Krillan: The river was deep, but I had a life saver.
Krillan: We have nothing better to do, so let's get hitched.
Krillan: So please don't blow me away.
Krillan: I have one thing to say, and that's LET'S STOP WAITING, 18! I love you.
Krillan:The rock was big, but I blasted it.
Krillan: There's fire in me, and you fan it.
18: That must hurt.
Krillan: There's one bald head for you, and I am it!
Krillan: I have one thing to say, and that's LET'S STOP WAITING, 18! I love you.
::Proposes::
Krillan: Here's a ... a ... a ring to prove I'm no loser!
18: Plastic ... charming.
Krillan: There's three ways that love can grow. That's really fast, normal,
or like Kame's turtle!
Krillan::Oh A-T-E-T-E-E-N! I LOVE YOU!
18: Your spelling is terrible...
18: Now were engaged and I'm satisfied. That you can live through my blasts, and have no hair I could singe.
18: I have one thing to say and that's Krillan I'm dieing to be with you too...
18: Oh, Krillan.
Krillan: Oh, 18.
18: I'm dieing...
Krillan: Oh, 18...
18: For you...
Krillan: I love you too...
18 and Krillan: There's one last thing to do a oh...
Krillan: And that's go to that tower in sky, where we can see the man who looks over us all. Made me try to kill you, but I panicked. I have one thing say and that's Let's stop waiting, 18! I love you.
Krillan: Let's stop waiting, 18.
18: Oh, Krillan ... I'm dieing.
Krillan: Let's stop waiting, 18.
Krillan and 18: to ... love ... you.
::Krillan and 18 kiss on bended knees, Krillan having to crane his neck upward to reach 18's head::
{scene flashes to popo watering flowers whisper says were on and he turns to the audience}
popo:i'd like if i may to take you on a weird journey
popo: not much to explain but let's go to those lovebirds.
{scene shifts to krillan and 18 in a hover car why it was raining outside no one knows
why news broad cast of toonami wb merger is on radio}

Krillan:god it's raining outside
[a megacycle speeds bye]
18: what a bunch of morons
krillan:you said it
18:holy s***
{they jump out of the car as it gets crushed by a falling boulder}
krillan: darn i just paid for that wasn't there a castle a bit aways
{scene changes to outside castle a sign says beware of saiyans}
18 :in the pouring rain of a gruesome night glowing sane
18: theres a bright red flame
18: no matter from where you came
both krillan and 18: theres a glow
others:from the dr. gero place
both krillan and 18: theres a light
others: may be it'll warm our face
both : theres a glow
both: a glow
both:to stop our powerful foe
{megacycles zoom by them"
trunks: new folks have come
trunks:to face the eternal struggle
trunks:why do they come
trunks to face there doom
trunks:they'll surviiive
trunks:they'll surviiive
both krillan and 18: theres a glow
others:from the dr. gero place
both krillan and 18: theres a light
others: may be it'll warm our face
both : theres a glow
both: a glow
both:to stop our powerful foe

{back to mr.popo}
popo:what i have nothing to say go away
{krillan and 18 stand at the door}
18: i don't know about this krillan
krillan: it's ok beside how else will we leave
{they knock on the door trunks opens}
krillan:hi i'm krillan this is my soon to be wife android 18 could you help us
trunks:you're soaked
18: boy you're a genius it's raining
{a loud fizzlewizzle sould like a metal wire whipping is heard}
trunks: maybe you should come in
18:[mutter]thank god
18: krillan should we leave these people are freaks
krillan: it'll be okay besides it's probaly a hotel of some sort
{laughter could be heard}
18: sounds like fun
trunks: we are having a bit of a celebration for the lord of the manor
18: he must be happy
bra: he's happy i'm happy were all happy here

{chime rings music starts}
Trunks: I'ts confounding
Trunks: Rain is beating
Trunks:humans are so droll
Trunks: the night is ghostly
Bra: Makes us feel a lot stronger
Trunks: let's let this party roll
Trunks: well i remember wishing whatever
Trunks: we would go fraggin
Trunks: Living those moments when...
Trunks and Bra: The darkness and lightining were all very frightening
Extras:lets wish on shenlong again
Popo:you just gather the balls
Extras:then you say the password
Popo:when he comes out you make your wish well heard
Extras:but just make sure that it isn't really inaaaane let's wish on shenlong again
Bra:it's so breezy
someone come free me
so i can be me
my quirks and all
with a little prevention
i create human tension
and in conclusion
i beat all
Trunks:with a bit of a flip kick
Bra:you're going to feel sick
Trunks:and you'll be in alot of pain
Bra:you're blood is a stain now
Trunks:it's affecting you're brain wow
Extras: lets wish on the shenlong again
Popo:you just gather the balls
Extras:then you say the password
Popo:when he comes out
Extras:you make your wish well heard
but make just make sure that it's not inaaaane
let wish on shenlong again.
chichi:well i was picking out some fruit for the dinner that night
when this little green dude gave me a major fright
he picked me up and i got real freaked he was small
and i thought he was very weak
he took me up and my mind did change
i would stay and i would never leave again
Extras: lets wish on the dragon you
{chichi gets up to dance looks at her feet mumbles i can't dance and sits down again}
Popo:just gather the balls
Extras:then you say the password
Popo:when he comes out
Extras:you make your wish well heard
but make just make sure that it's not inaaaane
let wish on shenlong again
lets wish on shenlong again
let's wish on shenlong again
{Extras collapse krillan tries to make joke}

Krillan:can anyone rock the dragon
18:{whispers}lame
18:now can we leave i'm starting to get annoyed
krillan:we still haven't found a phone
{meanwhile the elevator pod while a beat taps outrides down behind them}
18:i don't care i'm cold i'm wet and your judgements impaired
{she turns around and screams and faints}
goku:how are you
i see you met my
faithful robot man
he's just a little upset
cause when you knocked
he thought you were the great saiyanman
well dont get real pale
cause of my tail
it's not really a bummer
it may look like a sham
because of the rain
but it's useful in the warm summer
im just a sweet super saiyan from the savage planet of vegeta
let me show you the grounds
maybe play with the hounds
you both look like your pretty tired
or if you want to go out
or look about i can get you really so wired.
im just a sweet super saiyan from the savage planet of vegeta
krillan: we're glad you're having a ball we need to make a call our hovercars a pile of
rubble.
18:right
krillan:we'll just say that were here and go wait in the clear
we don't wanna be any trouble
goku:well you were near crushed
well what a rush
well friends don't you worry
i'll have it repaird
so don't you get scared
it we'll be done with a flurry of hurry
cause im just a sweet super saiyan from the savage planet of vegeta
so stay for a fight
krillan:fight
goku:or reach a new height
chichi: height
goku:i could show my favorite invention i've been making a man
with tall hair and a tan and he really does deserve mention
im just a sweet super saiyan from the planet vegeta
so come up to the lair if you really dare i see you quiver
with reali...zation but may the water isn't making you shudder
so i'll remove the damp but not the fear
{goku leaves and Trunks and Bra clean up 18 and Krillan ChiChi}
krillan:thanks
18: yes thanks
{Trunks starts taking off 18's outer garments}
18: hey hey mr. grabby hands i'm not wearing any undergarments
{trunks continues while Bra takes of krillan's outfit }
krillan: don't worry we can always kick their ass if they try to go to far
chichi:{hands 18 a robe why taking the rest of the clothes}you need this now he'll
get his later
Chichi:{observing them}Nice package
chichi: you're lucky to be offered to go up to the lair most people
would give their tail to go up there
both krillan and 18:tail?
chichi:{highly annoyed} Forget it {throws clothes}
{scene changes to elevator where Trunks his drinking a 2 liter of soda}
Bra:hit it
{all 4 get in}
18:is that freak your man
Bra: no and i doubt he'll ever be tamed by any mere mortal
{they arrive at top goku is waiting}
goku: Bra Chichi why don't you go help Trunks
goku: i'll handle our guests
18:{mumbles} god i hate my day
goku: so have you been comftorable
{krillan launches in 30 second tirade}
Goku: i'm going to unveil my invention tonight
goku: the birth of my lovely creature
goku:chichi bra unveil my creation trunks flick the saiba switches
{music beats dim lights flash trunks works at the switches whil goku works }
{trunks goes gear crazy and gets kicked by goku while chichi}
vegeta:{starts to sing }the saiyan sword is hanging over my head
vegeta: and i'm seeing a horrible flash of red
vegeta: oh im afraid
vegeta: my fear i tried to bade
vegeta: oh i feel like i can touch the blade
vegeta: i'm at the start of a horrible nightmare
vegeta: i woke up this morning and i felt the cold hand of fear
extras:oh you better not whine
vegeta: left from my sleep was the feeling of a heat that could sear
extras:ohohohohoh better not whine
extras:ohohohohoh better not whine
vegeta:{starts to sing }the saiyan sword is hanging over my head
vegeta: and i'm seeing a horrible flash of red
vegeta: oh im afraid
vegeta: my fear i tried to bade
vegeta: oh i feel like i can touch the blade
vegeta: i'm at the start of a horrible nightmare
{goku chases him around ending up back where they started vegeta sits on edge of birth tank}
goku:really vegeta thats no way to behave on the first day running around
{rubs his leg}
goku:but since you're so wonderful ill allow it
{vegeta rejoices}
goku:what do you think
trunks: a marvel
Bra: perfection
chichi:he's alright
goku alright{slams the machine} alright!! i can roll you one better{walks to krillan and 18}
goku: what do you think 18
18: he's too tall
goku: he's mine so what
goku: he carries the ssj seal of approval
{walks over to vegeta and the mega weights}
goku: a wimp who is weak a meer 95 lbs
will get his bruised when fighting a hound
but when he builds up in the pod
he'll start to get muscles and a hard chisel'd bod
the gasp from his lungs as he blasts at his enemy
will make him fit and brave
and with antigrav training and a little bit of kaooooken
with a punch and a kick he'll be a fighter
he'll be a saiyan oh baby but a bad man
he'll eat tons of food and practice each day
build up his muscles and blast way
try to create new attacks and work on his high
level
such a power if he only knew what i'll do
in just a few days i'll make him stronger then majin boo
he'll be my slave as he slams his foes through the dirt
fight frieza and get mighty hurt
i don't know why i treat him like this
but i can't miss cause in just a few days i'll make him stronger then majin boo

{friezing door opens something rides out on a cycle}
Chichi:dende!!{she rushes over}
Dende: whoo what ever happened to that party last week
you left the room and barely did speak
you haven't been the same since i saw that jerk
pick you up and treated you like dirt
you left me alone to wonder why
i found out where you were
so i came to bring you back from
this creep who acts like he's divine
the party was going on
so i decided to have some fun
rocking cutie what a chick
she's the very best of the pick
{dende dances with chichi}
rocking cutie what a chick
she's the best of the pick
rocking cutie what a chick
she's the best of the pick
rocking cutie what a chick
she's the best of the pick
{dendes saxaphone solo}
i used to go numb when i tried to speak
a problem not helping cause you were sweet
we got down on your couch
i showed you green was style
the bands blazed
while i really drove you wild
so we had some fun
and then i just drove away
i was a party man
{dende starts fooling around with chichi on the
floor before getting on his cycle and riding around the lab}
rocking cutie what a chick
she's the best of the pick
rocking cutie what a chick
she's the best of the pick
rocking cutie what a chick
she's the best of the pick
rocking cutie what a chick
she's the best of the pick
{goku put's vegeta in the elevator and starts charging up as dende
stumbled into the friezing room to escape chichi screamed then all
goes silent seconds later goku comes out with green splattered on him}
goku:aha
{vegeta bangs and goku frees him}
goku:dont be mad he had a certain alien charm but no real tail.
{Vegeta curls his tail lightly around gokus shoulder}
with a blue suit and gold armor
a tough bod and tall hair
makes me ooooh
quake
makes me want to take hercule by the hand
in just a few days i'll make him a saiyan man
i don't want no trouble
just make me a bubble
18:i like a saiyanman
krillan:what the...?
goku:such a power if he only knew what i'll do
in just a few days i'll make him a saiyan man
popo: i aint saiyan so go away NOW!!
{scene change to 18's bedroom after being seperated
from krillan meanwhile trunks and bra are watching}
18: who's there
goku :it's me krillan
18:yeah right i know it's you goku
{goku hops on bed}
goku: yes but i'm so good
{starts to neck her}
18: stop it stop oooh whats that whoa that tickles oh god that's good but
promise you won't tell krillan
goku:ok
{scene change to later at krillans bed room}
krillan:hello who's there
Goku:it's me 18
krillan: umm 18 you're big have a tail and muscular and look just like goku
krillan: but let's make love anyway
goku: ok
{scene change to Bra and Trunks in main lab Trunks is mopping}
{he stops and heads toward vegeta}
{he picks up a candelabra and pokes it at vegeta}
{vegeta breakes free and runs off}
{Trunks goes over to Bra and they both rub each other's side then he starts necking her]
{scene change to vegeta running through the grounds}


Thats all for now if you like i'll send part 2