Haters can hate all they want I'm tired of seeing stupid fucking OC stories. This is South Park not fucking YouPARK! GTFO AND DIE!!!

"I have brought you all here today to discuss the problems we've been having in South Park." Eric said pacing his basement floor. "There has been an increasing amount of girls in South Park lately." He looked down at all the eight year old boys sitting in small chairs around a table.

"Oh Jesus! We're going to get cooties!" Butters screamed throwing his hands us.

"Oh no Butters, no it's even worse then that. I've come to realize these girls carry the virus known as Super Aids!" Everyone, minuses Cartman started screaming and running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

"Sheet! Sheet!" Christophe screamed, he didn't like women to start off with, but now those crazy money hungry bitches were carrying a deadly disease.

"I know what you're all thinking, and I feel your pain but I've come up with an excellent solution." Pulling out his planning bored Cartman pointed to the paper that he drew on. "You see, what's the one thing girl's love more then anything?"

"Shoes?" Clyde said.

"No."

"Money?" Kyle asked.

"No."

"Getting their snootch pounded on Friday nights?"

"What the hell no Butters!"

Christophe stood from the chair he was sitting at his tired eyes were wide as if he had saw a ghost. "Zey love Gregory." Everyone in the room gasped.

"Right! And does anyone know why they love him?"

"Because he's British?" Pip smiled brightly.

"No you fucking French piece of shit."

"Because he has blond hair?" Token asked thinking he was smart.

"No you stupid nigger, half of the boys in our grade have blonde hair." Cartman slapped Token on the back of his head.

Christophe shook his head, he really didn't see why his continued to hang out with the children. "Eet es because Gregory 'as money, power, good looks and 'e a perfect gentleman, ze Breetsh beetch es everytheeng we are not."

"So I say we throw them Gregory and then we're safe." Everyone nodded their heads, not caring if the stuck up child died or not, well almost everyone except a certain French boy.

TBC DUN DUN DUN!!!