Akatsuki x reader One-Shots

This is my first ever Fanfic, and I'm SOOO EXCITED! Ever since I watched my friend (Blahblahblahchocolate) upload her story, 'Roo', I HAVE BEEN MOTIVATED TO DO THE SAME! So here it is, full of fluffiness and awesomeness, AKATSUKI ONE-SHOTS! And by the way, I used some random names in here, but they are all girls, and they have cool names (I think).

Itachi

Chiharu was slouched on a couch in the Akatsuki's hideout, reading a book. Her long black hair tumbled around her shoulders as her heterochromia eyes drifted over the words on the pages. Suddenly, KABOOM! Chiharu jumped about 3 feet off the couch.

"TOBI!" She roared.

Tobi ran down hallway towards her.

"WAHHH! CHIHARU-CHAN MUST SAVE TOBI! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"

"WTF?" Chiharu stood up to look, and almost got run over by Deidara.

"TOBI YOU GREAT SON OF A B-" A pillow came out of nowhere and smacked Deidara in the face.

Pein walked in the living room, accompanied by Konan.

"Save the swearing for Hidan, Deidara! What did Tobi do this time?" Asked Konan.

"HE TOUCHED MY ART, UN! AND IT EXPLODED!" He answered, almost spitting the answer out.

Chiharu rolled her eyes. "Do you need me for something, leader-sama? I would like to get away from this insanity."

Pein nodded. "Good timing. You have to go on a mission to kill a man. And your partner will be Itachi."

The water she was drinking was spit out. "WHAT?! WITH HIM?!" She yelled as she wiped her mouth.

"Yes, with me. Or do you want someone else to go with you?"

Chiharu spun around. Itachi was sitting on the couch next to her, reading the book she dropped.

Chiharu turned red. "Why would I want someone else to come with me?"

"No idea." He replied as he slipped in a bookmark. "We are to go right now, Pein-sama?"

Pein nodded. "Yes, right now. I'll give you one hour to pack. You might need sleeping bags."

Just then, Kakuzu stumbled into the room.

"OH MY F*CKING GOD, LEADER-SAMA, HIDAN JUST USED ONE OF OUR SLEEPING BAGS IN HIS RITUAL! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE COST?!" He roared as he waved his arms up and down like a lunatic.

Pein sighed. "Who's sleeping bag was it?"

"I think it was Chiharu's slee- OH GOD I'M F*CKED." Kakuzu said as he realized that Chiharu was in the room.

"THAT MOTHER F*CKER DID WHAT?!" She screamed. A Chidori lit up in her hand. She dashed out of the room, swearing at the top of her voice.

Pein rolled his eyes. "I trust that you can handle this?" He asked Itachi.

"Definetly." Itachi replied as he strode down the hall after Chiharu.

The 2 of them had only started walking for a hour, and Itachi was already bombarded with questions from Chiharu.

"Who will we have to kill?"

"Will he be strong?"

"What sort of Jutsu's will he use?"

"Why do we have to kill him?"

"When do we get there?"

"Why do you look annoyed?"

Itachi turned around to look at her.

"Don't ask so many questions! You're as bad as Sasuke when he was little! Will you just shut it!" He shot.

Chiharu looked hurt. "I was just asking to get more information!" She said as she stared at the ground, dragging her feet.

The rest of the trip was in silence.

Soon, night had fallen, and Itachi had found a cave to sleep in. "We'll camp in here tonight." He says.

Chiharu doesn't say anything, she just nods.

Itachi looks at her. "Alright, what's wrong?" He askes.

She shakes her head. Suddenly, her eyes start to water.

Itachi puts his hand on her forehead. "Are you OK? You look sick, and your forehead is hot."

Chiharu yelps and leaps away. "I-I'm Ok." She mumbles, staring at her shoes.

He shrugs. "Alright. It's bed time. Get in." He jesters towards his sleeping bag and tent.

Chiharu stares Itachi's red sharigan-pattered sleeping bag like it had teeth. "W-what?" She chokes out.

Itachi sighs. "I said, get in." He picks her up, and tosses her towards the sleeping bag.

"Mrawr!" Chiharu says as she lands. "Do I have to?" She asks, all stubborn.

Itachi rolls his eyes. "Yes. Now change into your sleeping clothes."

"In front of you?!"

"No, in front of Pein-sama."

"..."

"Go change behind that rock. *sigh*."

When Chiharu stepped out, Itachi smiled.

"Nice PJ's," he teased.

"Shut up!" Snaps Chiharu, her face red. Her pajamas weren't that fancy, just a cute looking yellow top with a frill around the edges, and matching pants.

"I'll take first watch." Says Itachi as he stood up.

"Fine. Move over, I'm freezing."

Chiharu scooted over in the sleeping bag. "Why with me?" She asks, her face still red.

"Because that damned Hidan stabbed yours to shreds."

"Whatever." Chiharu made to get out to get the water bottle, but Itachi grabs her wrist before she can get out.

"What?" Chiharu said, squirming a little.

"Konan told me something that you said, and I thought I'd clarify it." He replied. "And I can't think of a better time to ask than now."

"K-konan told you something?"

"She said you had, how did she put it? A 'mega-crush' on me?"

Chiharu's face immediately turned rose-red. "I-I do not!"

"Then why did you just stutter?"

"I-I did not!"

"Yes you did!"

"N-no I did not! Now shut it cuz' you probably don't like me anyway."

Chiharu made to slap Itachi's hand away, but he held on.

"What if I told you that I liked you too?"

"That's impossible, you never paid me any mind- WAIT, WHAT?!" She sputtered, staring at him.

"Really, I like you too."

"L-like me? Since when did you like me?"

"When I first met you, and it's not 'like' anymore."

Chiharu looked confused. "What do you mean?"

Itachi smiled and said: "I don't like you, I love you." and kissed her.

Hey, how was it? I am so exited that I finally could upload a story. Is it too fluffy (lol)?

I think I'll do Pein or Sasori next. So please wait a few days! :)

~Shadet