Slayers and Beer
What will happen when the slayers are introduced to beer? I don't know. Okay yah maybe I do, but you don't so read this and you shall be enlightened.
Scene: Lina, Zel, Amelia, Xellos, and Gourry are sitting at a table with large amounts of food. Lina: Oh! I haven't eaten for days! Oh wonderful food come to me!
Gourry: Hey lina, try and leave some of that for me!
Lina: * Glares at Gourry* Sorry but it's every hungry person for there selves.
Xellos: Looks like Lina woke up on the wrong side of the bed!
Lina: Shut up Xellos! Who invited you any way?
Xellos: Now that is a secret!
Zel: Can we start yet?
Lina: I already did.
Every one looks down at the table to find HALF of the food gone.
Zel: Oh my god! You must have sold your sole to the devil to eat that much!
Lina: Hey, I was hungry!
Gourry reaches for an egg on Lina's plate. Lina slaps Gourry's hand.
Lina: HEY YOU PIG I WASEN'T DONE WITH THAT!
Gourry: Ow my hand! You didn't have to slap it that hard!
Lina: yes I did! You were stealing my food!
Amelia: Now, Now lets not fight.
Lina: Hey, who's that guy?
The group turns around to see a person standing about a foot from their table holding a large bottle.
Lina: Hey, do you mind we're eating here?
Dude: Hello weary travelers.
Zel: Are you looking for a fight?
Lina: Yah! Because if you are we have it right here.
Dude: No, No! I don't like to fight. Last time I tried I got my butt burned and it hurt.
Amelia: Would you like to share our food?
Lina: Amelia, you don't just go giving food away to weird people wearing black capes.
Dude: Your wearing a black cape.
Lina: Who asked you?
Zel: Okay, what do you want?
Dude: First I shall introduce my self.
Lina: This ought to be good.
Dude: I am Wezel the red priest! * thunder and lightning*
Gourry: AAHHHHHH!!!!! I thought you were dead.
Lina: Gourry you've herd of this Wezel?
Gourry: Yah haven't you? He's the dude that was trying to resurrect shabradingo!
Lina: No you idiot! That was Rezo the red priest.
Gourry: Oh yah....
Wezel: First of all I'm not a he I'm a she! Second my name is Wezel not Rezo and I'm not trying to resurrect any thing!
Zel: Then what do you want?
Wezel: To sell you something..
Lina: Great, we're not interested.
Wezel: Wait! What I hold in my hands is very rare and valuable! Lina I know you like valuable things.
Lina: Yes I do! How did you know that?
Wezel: I watch your show.
Lina: Cool! Any way what can you do with this valuable object?
Wezel: You can drink it.
Lina: And...?
Wezel: That's it.
Lina: So your trying to sell me a drink?
Wezel: Not just any drink!
Lina: Then what kind of drink.
Wezel: BEER!
Lina: Beer?
Wezel: Yes, beer! It is wonderful and it does wonders for your brain!
Lina: Well then give some to Gourry!
Wezel: it gives you this feeling like your flying and its wonderful for attacking.
Lina: All right sounds good! I'll buy it. How much?
Wezel: 400 gold pieces and some of your food.
Lina: I can handle the gold, but not the food!
Wezel: Well how about you do a little taste test and see if you like it?
Lina: Sure, why not? * lina drinks the beer, Lina becomes drunk*
Wezel: This ought to be interesting.
Lina: Hehehehehehe. Come one Zelga bunny lets dace!
Zel: What? Ah no!
Lina: Zelga bunny needs a nappy poo! He's all cranky!
Zel: What was in that beer?
Wezel: Nothing you could even begin to understand!
Lina runs around the room insanely.
Lina: I'm flying! I'm flying! Weeee weeeeee!
Wezel this is where I bid you good bye!
Gourry: What about Lina?
Wezel: Don't worry it will wear off!
Zel: Wait! Come back here! Hey, I'm talking to you!
Wezel: *does peace sign while walking away*
THE END!
Thanx for reading!
What will happen when the slayers are introduced to beer? I don't know. Okay yah maybe I do, but you don't so read this and you shall be enlightened.
Scene: Lina, Zel, Amelia, Xellos, and Gourry are sitting at a table with large amounts of food. Lina: Oh! I haven't eaten for days! Oh wonderful food come to me!
Gourry: Hey lina, try and leave some of that for me!
Lina: * Glares at Gourry* Sorry but it's every hungry person for there selves.
Xellos: Looks like Lina woke up on the wrong side of the bed!
Lina: Shut up Xellos! Who invited you any way?
Xellos: Now that is a secret!
Zel: Can we start yet?
Lina: I already did.
Every one looks down at the table to find HALF of the food gone.
Zel: Oh my god! You must have sold your sole to the devil to eat that much!
Lina: Hey, I was hungry!
Gourry reaches for an egg on Lina's plate. Lina slaps Gourry's hand.
Lina: HEY YOU PIG I WASEN'T DONE WITH THAT!
Gourry: Ow my hand! You didn't have to slap it that hard!
Lina: yes I did! You were stealing my food!
Amelia: Now, Now lets not fight.
Lina: Hey, who's that guy?
The group turns around to see a person standing about a foot from their table holding a large bottle.
Lina: Hey, do you mind we're eating here?
Dude: Hello weary travelers.
Zel: Are you looking for a fight?
Lina: Yah! Because if you are we have it right here.
Dude: No, No! I don't like to fight. Last time I tried I got my butt burned and it hurt.
Amelia: Would you like to share our food?
Lina: Amelia, you don't just go giving food away to weird people wearing black capes.
Dude: Your wearing a black cape.
Lina: Who asked you?
Zel: Okay, what do you want?
Dude: First I shall introduce my self.
Lina: This ought to be good.
Dude: I am Wezel the red priest! * thunder and lightning*
Gourry: AAHHHHHH!!!!! I thought you were dead.
Lina: Gourry you've herd of this Wezel?
Gourry: Yah haven't you? He's the dude that was trying to resurrect shabradingo!
Lina: No you idiot! That was Rezo the red priest.
Gourry: Oh yah....
Wezel: First of all I'm not a he I'm a she! Second my name is Wezel not Rezo and I'm not trying to resurrect any thing!
Zel: Then what do you want?
Wezel: To sell you something..
Lina: Great, we're not interested.
Wezel: Wait! What I hold in my hands is very rare and valuable! Lina I know you like valuable things.
Lina: Yes I do! How did you know that?
Wezel: I watch your show.
Lina: Cool! Any way what can you do with this valuable object?
Wezel: You can drink it.
Lina: And...?
Wezel: That's it.
Lina: So your trying to sell me a drink?
Wezel: Not just any drink!
Lina: Then what kind of drink.
Wezel: BEER!
Lina: Beer?
Wezel: Yes, beer! It is wonderful and it does wonders for your brain!
Lina: Well then give some to Gourry!
Wezel: it gives you this feeling like your flying and its wonderful for attacking.
Lina: All right sounds good! I'll buy it. How much?
Wezel: 400 gold pieces and some of your food.
Lina: I can handle the gold, but not the food!
Wezel: Well how about you do a little taste test and see if you like it?
Lina: Sure, why not? * lina drinks the beer, Lina becomes drunk*
Wezel: This ought to be interesting.
Lina: Hehehehehehe. Come one Zelga bunny lets dace!
Zel: What? Ah no!
Lina: Zelga bunny needs a nappy poo! He's all cranky!
Zel: What was in that beer?
Wezel: Nothing you could even begin to understand!
Lina runs around the room insanely.
Lina: I'm flying! I'm flying! Weeee weeeeee!
Wezel this is where I bid you good bye!
Gourry: What about Lina?
Wezel: Don't worry it will wear off!
Zel: Wait! Come back here! Hey, I'm talking to you!
Wezel: *does peace sign while walking away*
THE END!
Thanx for reading!