Extremely short, yeah I know. It wasn't meant to be long. I was just bored out of my mind and boom. So...The whole time I'm writing this I'm snickering to myself...))
The screams in the hospital unit of the reaper society was caused by one woman. Angie. Angie was one of the secretaries that Ronald had managed to coax into bed. And unfortunately, that was nine months ago. Ronald was like almost every other young man. He didn't want kids. Especially not now. In terms of reapers he was still a teen. He didn't want this. He died at a young age and was mentally preserved at that age. Meaning. He was freaking the fuck out.
The said blond sat in the chair put next to the hospital bed as he waited the birth of his kid, and counting the number of broken bones in his hand from Angie's grip. But soon another scream overlapped the brunette's. The doctor backed away, grabbing the pale pink blanket handed to him and, after wiping the child, wrapped it."Mr. Knox? Would you like to see her?" To be quite honest he didn't get the chance to say before the 'bundle of joy' was thrusted into his hands. What came out of his mouth, he couldn't stop. "Damn, that's an ugly ass baby..." He was feeling concerned, did his semen turn? "You sure this is mine?...And I'm no doctor...but I don't think girls are suppose to have nuts..." "Come off it Ronald!" The woman next to him smacked the back of his head "We seriously not bringing it home are we?! It'll scare the dog away!" "RON" One of the doctors in the room couldn't help but snicker, but stopped and stood erect when a book hit the wall inched from his head.