AN: Good afternoon, everyone. I had this story in my head for awhile, so I needed to write it down to get it out of my head finally. You'll have to forgive any inaccuracies. It's been a long time since I've read the books. Other than that, please enjoy.
*Trigger warnings*: use of wandless magic and lemons.
Dear Severus Snape,
The members of SNAIL would like to thank you for your contribution for the improved recipe of the Comfort Potion. Your results show a superb quality not witnessed in almost a century. We are honored to include your recipe in the upcoming volume of SNAIL's Encyclopedia of Tested Potions.
Inside this letter you will find a check for your contributions, as well as a coupon for the upcoming SNAIL Con, which will help cover the expenses of the entire weekend.
We thank you again for your patronage. Because of people such as yourself possessing bright minds and determination, our efforts to advance and simplify potion-making will assist future generations to come.
Signed,
Markus Snail
Chairman of SNAIL
Dear Severus Snape,
The members of SNAIL would like to congratulate you for being nominated for a SNAIL award in: Most Greatly Improved Formula.
Please mark down whether you will be attending the award ceremony on Sunday, the last night of SNAIL Con, so that we may reserve your table at the awards show.
YES, I WILL BE ATTENDING [X]
NO, I WILL NOT BE ATTENDING [ ]
Thank you for your submission, and congratulations.
Signed,
Markus Snail
Chairman of SNAIL
Dear Severus Snape,
Thank you for choosing to room at the Bewildered Burrow. We are writing to apologize that the original room you have booked is no longer available, but we have upgraded you to our suite at no additional cost. Unfortunately the room will not be available until Friday afternoon. We hope this change does not inconvenience you in any way. Our suite includes the following enhancements:
* King Dragon sized bed
* Small Refrigerator with complimentary drink samples from our menu.
* Famous Bewildered Burrow fireplace with complimentary woodpile. (All additional requests for firewood will be added to your bill.)
Please keep this letter to show to the front desk when you request your room key.
-Bewildered Burrow
Dear Severus Snape,
Thank you for purchasing your badge for SNAIL Con. Inside you will find your three day pass and receipt.
Please remember to keep your badge away from small children, extreme temperatures, and direct sunlight. Thank you.
-SNAIL Con.
