A/N Because of the love i have recieved from my Twilight on facebook story, I've decided to do complaint letters. It's a fanfiction plot line that is very popular and i thought i'd take a try. It seems that whenever i read stories like this, they seem too short. Let me know if i need to minimize or maxamize this story. Enjoy! HotFudge101 over and out.
Dear fanfiction,
I do NOT still love Maria. She's one crazy ass girl and there is no way i'm going back there. Period. Second of all I love Alice. Yes Alice. Notice how her name isn't Bella, or Rosalie or Edward or Emmett or Carlisle or Charlie. Alice. Say it with me. AL-I-CE. I don't know anyone called mary sue or Gary sue so where thats' came from, I'm not sure. I don't have a past with Peter, his girlfriend Charlotte didn't cheat on him with me. There is no Bree Tanner in my life. That girls dead. You guys want me to date a dead person? I might be technically dead, but i can talk, walk and eat and breathe. It's customory to stay alive.
Stop-Screwing-with-my-love-life,
Jasper