A/N- Merry Christmas! (Eve) My first KaiShin. I'm so excited. Squee!

"Ho ho ho!" A grinning Kai-no-Santa waved at Shinichi and the Shounen Tantei-dan. "Merry Chris-hey! Where are you taking me!"

"To the mental hospital."

"Why-?" he whined.

Shinichi gave him a flat look. He then rolled his eye and shrugged it off, continuing to drag Kaito along.

"This is- this is – this is Santa-napping! Let me go! Help!" he yelled, clawing at the snow.

"Shinichi-niisan! That's not nice! Stop it right now!" Ayumi shouted, and the rest of the shounen tantei- minus Ai- chorused agreement.

"Wha- he's not even the real-" the unshrunken detective was cut off as the group flung themselves at him.

"Get off of Santa!" Genta screamed.

"How could you!" Mitsuhiko yelled.

After about five minutes of chaos, watches, badges, shoes, a bottle of perfume, and a butterfly, (actually 4 minutes and 59.9981999489818992 seconds)(A/N-Yes, I went to the ten quadrillionths place of a second. Beat that, Hakuba! Bet you can't say it before it's inaccurate!) , it ended up with the group sitting on a cold Shinichi who had his face in the snow.

"What do you have to say for yourself?" the group- minus Ai- leered over Shinichi.

"He's not the real Santa!" he defended.

"He isn't?! Prove it!"

"He's Kaito in a Santa costume!"

"Mm-hmm…"

Shinichi plopped his head back into the thick snow. Ai, having had enough of holding back, gave into her laughter and fell in the snow, rolling with mirth.(Very OOC for Ai, I cannot imagine her doing that, but I was in a rush, so... yeah... sorry. ^^')

"Oi, oi!"

"What's so funny, Ai-chan?" Ayumi asked confusedly.

"You- you guys-" Haibara collapsed yet again in laughter.

"May I?" Kaito asked, bending down.

"Go ahead," Ai choked out.

He ripped off the beard and yelled, "Ta-da!" with a few doves flying out for an extra dramatic touch.

"Oh, it really is you!" Ayumi said, "We should apologize to Shinichi-niisan."

"Un!" They (meaning Genta and Mitsuhiko) agreed.

"Gomen nasai, Shinichi niisan!" The youngest group apologized.

"No, no, it's fine, it's not like I'm frozen in this position or anything." He grumbled through a mouthful of snow.

Eyes widening, the jumped up off of Shinichi and babbled off a series of gomens and we'll never do it agains.

Laughing lightly, he waved them off with reassurances that he was going to be okay. He stood up and brushed some of the snow off of his pants.

"Well, now that we all know that Kaito was the fake Santa, why don't you kids run along home?"

They started to protest, but when Ai pointed out that they wouldn't get their presents if they weren't home, they ran back to their respective houses, throwing the occasional snowball at each other.

Ai looked at Shinichi with an amused expression on her face. "You can stop pretending you're fine now. It's kind of obvious to any logical person that you're freezing."

Shinichi rubbed his arms, shivering, and chattered out, "H-how did you know?"

Kaito gasped. "Shin-chan, your lips are blue!"

"Oh."

"Kaito will warm you up, come here Shin-chan!" Kaito called, enveloping his arms around Shinichi.

Said detective raised an eyebrow at Kaito's actions. "What are you doing?"

"I'm hugging you. To warm you up."

"And how does hugging warm people up? It's only your arms."

The shrunken scientist smirked. "So you would rather he do something more intimate, is that what you're saying?"

Shinichi blushed at the hidden implications in his previous statement. "I didn't mean it like that!"

But too late.

"Aww, Shin-chan~, you could just have said so! Don't worry, I'll keep you warm, it's Christmas Eve, after all."

Still blushing, he face palmed. "Just-" he sighed. "Take off your jacket."

"Here?" Kaito asked incredulously.

"And give the jacket to me, baka! I'm about t-to freeze!"

"Ohh~" The magician said, understanding.

He shrugged off the bid red coat and wrapped it around Shinichi's shoulders. Once Shinichi was comfortably settled in the warm jacket, Kaito hoisted the said detective up and carried him bridal style, smirking.

"O-oi!"

Haibara gave a very un-Haibara-ish giggle, and snapped a picture. Shinichi wriggled and squirmed, trying to flail but his movements were restricted by the heavy coat that was once his friend.

The trio went on to Shinichi's house, where they had a nice cup of cocoa (each), and, after more teasing of a certain detective, they drifted off into sleep.

A/N - Hi! Merry Christmas! I just figured out how to use a line break thingy, and I feel so stupid. It's on the editing page. Anyways, that was my first chapter for this, I will update twice a year(hopefully), the next being tomorrow, so G'night!