Turkey's birthday was not on the day I'm uploading this, it was October 29th. I apologize for the lateness and the probable confusion the uploading date might cause you

Turkey sat up in bed, stretching. He ruffled his dark brown hair and scratched at his stubble. Today would be a nice, peaceful birthday. Nice...and peaceful...

"Sadik!" Turkey jumped. He knew that voice all too well. Turkey sighed. "Sadik, get your old ass out here!" Turkey glared at the door. To think he did things with that little brat was...ugh.

Turkey got dressed and came out of his room, to where Greece and Japan were sitting down, conversing about Greece's cats. Japan had one of said cats sitting in his lap, and another was hanging off Greece's shirt. A third lounged on the Greek's head.

"Good morning, Japan!" Turkey greeted, kissing Japan's cheek in a friendly way. Japan blushed.

"A-ah, good morning, Turkey-san! Please refrain from such gestures; Yong Soo gets very jealous!" Japan squeaked.

"Ah, that's right. You got together with the little Korean brat!" Turkey recalled. Japan's eyebrow twitched, but he showed no other signs that the phrase had bothered him.

"Hai, Yong Soo and I decided to start dating. The bed-buddy stage was just terrible for us," Japan nodded. Turkey and Greece glanced at each other. "Ah, forgive me! It slipped my mind that you two were...ahem..." Japan's cheeks turned pink.

"Kiku~!" Korea hugged the Japanese man from behind, planting a kiss on his lips. Japan smiled.

"Yong Soo, I'm glad you decided to join us," He grinned.

"Yes, well, as long as Greece doesn't hug you again," Korea replied casually. Turkey tensed up. Why was Greece touching...?

No, don't get jealous. Jealousy turns into bed-buddy tension. And bed-buddy tension either turns really bad (Estonia and Latvia) or turns into something more (Romano and Spain, Poland and Lithuania, Japan and Korea, England and America, Sweden and Finland, and Ireland and Scotland...or are Ireland and Scotland still bed-buddies?)

"I wanted to have a peaceful birthday, but Hercu- ahem, I mean, Greece just had to wake me up!" He grumbled, adjusting his mask.

Greece blushed at the almost use of his human name. "I-I made you breakfast," He mumbled.

"Eh? You did?" Turkey blinked. Greece ran off to go get it, coming back and setting it down in front of the Turkish man. "U-um, thanks," Turkey muttered. "Wait! Did you poison it or something?" Turkey inquired, eyes narrowing.

"If I wanted to kill you, Sadik, I would have while we were having sex," Greece rolled his eyes. His whole face went red as he realized he had used Turkey's human name. As you may have noticed, human names are for close friends, relatives, or lovers. Greece and Turkey were not either of the first two, though the third was debatable in others' eyes.

"I suppose so," Turkey replied to break the awkward silence. He took a bite. "...wow, this is...is..."

"Terrible?" Greece asked weakly.

"Yes. I'm sorry," Turkey nodded. Greece pointed to the coffee. "Ah...can you pass me the sugar?" Turkey asked.

"Try it first," Greece smiled. Turkey shrugged and took a sip.

"You already...this is amazing!" Turkey was practically prancing around the room in joy. But he wasn't, because that's just way too unmanly and Turkey is a manly man. His sexy beard is the proof.

"I thought you'd like it!" Greece smiled brightly. Japan cleared his throat, grabbing Korea and dragging him out of the room.

"What?" Korea whispered fiercely.

"Bed-buddies. Can they go the opposite way?" Japan asked.

"Eh?"

"We've seen bed-buddy tension in the form of anger, jealousy, violence...can it be the other way?" Japan clarified.

"You think they are having another type of bed-buddy tension?" Korea tilted his head to the side. Japan nodded, pulling out his camera.

"Definitely. There will be good yaoi action today," Japan chuckled evilly. Korea blinked.

"I love you, but you're evil..."

Turkey glanced up at the young brunette, making eye contact. Greece blushed and looked down into his own mug of coffee. The Turkish man smiled. "U-uh, I'll take care of the dishes," Greece rushed out, piling up the dirty dishes and carrying them into the kitchen.

Turkey smirked, remembering why he actually slept with the Grecian. He followed Greece into the kitchen and wrapped his arms around the brunette's waist, kissing his shoulder. Greece smiled. Both blinked at the sudden white flash, but the source could not be located.

Greece shrugged, finishing up the dishes and walking into the living room. Turkey followed him again, plopping down on the sofa. "Well...this is boring," Greece frowned.

"Hey, let's go somewhere," Turkey suddenly suggested. Greece furrowed his brows.

"Like where?" He asked suspiciously. Turkey grinned.

"Well, Halloween is in two days, and since Turks in the city celebrate it (because its really fun), there is a cool store with lots of costumes, so..." Turkey looked up at the pensive visage on the Grecian's face.

"Alright, let's go...hey, where did Korea and Japan go?" Greece looked around. Turkey smiled, standing up and kissing the younger man. Another sudden white flash occurred, but they still could not find the source.

"Here, try this on!" Turkey put a tiara on Greece's head, laughing at the unamused look he was given. "Aw, you look like a princess!" Turkey grinned.

"But I'm not a princess, Sadik," Greece glared. Turkey wrapped his arms around the Grecian's waist.

"Yes, you're my princess," He purred. Greece blushed. "Princess Hercules." Before Greece could retort, there was another sudden flash of white. Turkey had stopped caring, but there was something very familiar about that flash.

"What a cute couple you two make!" a woman cooed.

"O-oh, we-we aren't..."

"He-he's not..."

"He's not my boyfriend," Greece finally explained. The woman blinked.

"Oh, are you...partners?" She asked weakly. Turkey choked on the words.

"N-no, we are just..."

"Uh..."

"Good friends!" Greece finished. The woman nodded slowly and continued on. Greece took off the tiara, picking up something and turning his back to Turkey.

"What are you...?" Greece turned around, a fake pregnant stomach in his shirt.

"Sadik, we need to talk," Greece said in mock-seriousness. Turkey fell over in shock. "Jeez, you're such a..." He picked up a costume. "Drama Queen!" He smiled, showing the costume to Turkey.

"Har har, that's very funny," Turkey retorted sarcastically, shoving a top hat onto Greece's head. Greece laughed, but cut off with a yelp as he was spun around and dipped. The hat fell off. Turkey studied Greece's face for a moment before leaning down and gently molding his lips around the brunette's.

A flash of light startled the Turk into dropping his dancing partner. Greece grumbled out some angry insult, pulling himself to his feet. "I'm sorry, Hercules," Turkey didn't squeak, he did the manlier equivalent of a squeak.

"When I was your age, a lady dumped me for dropping her. Better hope your lover doesn't," An old man pointed out.

"But we aren't-" Turkey started.

"Sadik." Turkey turned to Greece, letting the old man walk away. Greece looked down at his feet. "Every time we go out, people mistake us for being a couple," Greece explained.

"Yeah, so?" Turkey prompted. Greece's cheeks tinged pink.

"Well...we can, uh, b-become a-a couple," Greece stuttered. Turkey turned his gaze sharply to the younger brunette. "U-unles you don't want to!"

"Hercules, we promised we wouldn't turn when we became bed-buddies," Turkey sighed.

"But that was before I-!" Greece bit his lip, turning his head away. "Before I fell in love with you..." Greece looked up at the Turk, who was now scratching nervously at his stubble.

"I..." Turkey took Greece's hand in his. "I love you too," Turkey admitted, bringing the Grecian's hand to his lips and lightly kissing it. Another flash of light occurred.

"Seriously, what in Hades' realm is that?" Greece demanded, looking around him. Turkey was almost squealing in joy, but manly men don't do that, and he was most definitely a manly man!

"Just ignore it, my love~!" He sung. Greece couldn't help but smile.

As they walked down the street, Greece leaned against Turkey's arm. "It's a camera flash, Sadik!" He whispered excitedly.

"How do you know?" Turkey whispered back. Greece suddenly pulled him into an alley, hiding with him behind a pile of boxes. Motioning for the Turk to be quiet, he gestured to the entrance. Japan appeared in the entrance, dragging Korea with him.

"Eh? Where are they?" He shrieked.

"They disappeared. Come on, my little cherry blossom, let's go home," Korea sighed.

"Well, I got some good pictures, at least! Fufufufu!" and with that, the duo was gone.

"Phew!" Greece sighed in relief, standing up. "I wa-!" Turkey pinned him to the wall by his wrists.

"Since we are here," He started, "We might as well take advantage of it," Turkey purred, nipping at Greece's bottom lip. Greece moaned softly, allowing Turkey access. Their tongues danced as they battled for dominance.

"I love you, Sadik," Greece panted. Turkey smiled softly.

"I love you too, Hercules."

I'm sorry guys, I felt bad. but i do have a life. my boyfriend wanted to take me to a Dread Zepplin (sp?) concert with his mom and two of his brothers. and the concert ended at midnight. I'm really sorry.

I'm not fond of Turkey...not really at all...so sorry if this is bad.

love you guys, and I'm still sorry