This was done because after reading what the last episode was about, I was disappointed. So, I wrote what I thought would be a good ending with my sister's help.
Disclaimer: I own the plot, but nothing else Donkey Kongish.
Chapter One
Cranky was getting tired of slamming coconuts on objects to open them, so, being the smart ape he is, he decided to build a machine that would do the trick. One only had to set a coconut on the conveyor belt that stuck out of the coconut-crushing machine; then, it would roll inside it, where it would be cracked, then rolled back out, cleanly cut. Cranky found it to be quite useful.
Every day, the same routine: King K. Rool and his cronies would grab the coconut, and Donkey Kong would get it back. All in a day's work. Of course, there would be the rare time where they didn't even sneak a peek at the coconut, like the Festival of Lights. Of course, when K. Rool's Kremlings didn't want it, the pirates did.
The whole thing had become so routine, it was rather boring around the area. Cranky had been creating potions and inventions to distract himself. And Cranky was sure King K. Rool and his henchmen weren't thinking all that differently.
Stepping back, Cranky admired his work. It was steely blue, with only a square hole with a conveyor belt sticking out visible. Testing it out, he dropped a coconut on the conveyor belt. It lurched and rolled the coconut towards the square hole. It vanished into the darkness, then a splicing sound was heard. There was a short silence, then the coconut rolled back out, perfectly split. Cranky proudly took the coconut and sipped its milk as he sat down in his chair.
In the middle of Kongo Bongo jungle...
"Hip hup, hip hup, hip hup, what'cha got?"
Klump marched ahead, hip-hupping. Krusha was at his heels, and was walking slowly, rather than marching. Lately, King K. Rool had been sending them out scouting. No doubt it was because they were running out of new ideas to get the coconut, and K. Rool needed to think, so he simply sent them out on scouts to get him out of his non-existent hair. Klump, of course, didn't mind the scouts at all. After all, he always had his binoculars at hand. (I will now get attacked for such a lame pun.) Krusha didn't like missing his Uncle Swampy's Singalong, but he liked going for a walk.
The sad truth was, the Crystal Coconut was fairly easy to get, but hard to hold onto. Krusha's idea to dig pits and fill them with large animals and big spiders after getting the coconut and putting it in the middle of the pit circle, was ignored, although it was good.
Klump and Krusha continued scouting, Klump hip-hupping the whole way, for several more minutes before King K. Rool's voice was heard in their Walkie-Talkie. Klump pulled it out of his belt strap, so the bossy voice was clearer.
"You two! Back to base, immediately!" King K. Rool ordered at the top of Lung.
"Right away, King K. Rool, sir!" Klump eagerly agreed, thinking King K. Rool had come up with a plan to get the coconut, "10-4, over an-"
"Just hurry up!" K. Rool impatiently snapped. Klump turned off the Walkie-Talkie, and marched to the nearest mine cart.
Minutes later, Klump and Krusha had sped into main base, K. Rool's factory. The Kritters were hoping in and out of the mine carts saying thing like "Now you see Kritter, now you don't!" and "Wow! I'm Krash now!". King K. Rool himself was standing on his platform, tapping his foot impatiently.
"What took you, you lazy, worthless, newt!" King K. Rool steamed.
"Well, you see sir, we crashed into a few Krashes, and-" Klump began, but was cut off by the over-weight king.
"Oh, shut it! We are leading an ARMY!" King K. Rool bellowed. The Krashes/Kritters stopped changing their name, and stared at their king.
"All we have to do is get everyone gathered and we shall invade Cranky's, get the coconut, come back here, and hide it in this safe only I know the combination to!" He continue, waving a hand to a small, square, black safe.
"And, no, it's a short number combination." King K. Rool added dryly. Klump thought the plan was fool proof, especially since it was a short number combination instead of a long one.
At Cranky's Cabin...
Donkey Kong and Diddy had occupied themselves with the Coconut Cutting machine. Cranky enjoyed his inventions being stared at in awe and excitement, but knowing those two baboons, they would probably break it.
"Get out of here you lazy apes! You'll break it!" Cranky shooed them.
Donkey Kong said in his typical relaxed and carefree tone, "Relax, Cranky. We're being careful,"
Just to spite him, Diddy tripped and smacked against the machine. ("Oops. Hehe.")
"What did I tell you!?" Cranky fumed. It didn't topple over and break, but it was still enough to make Cranky kick them out - while waving his cane- before they could say anything.
At K. Rool's factory.
"We will need everyone! Kritters, get over here!" K. Rool barked at the mine-cartless Kritters. They didn't want to be beaten to a pulp by Donkey Kong, so they dashed to the nearest mine carts and hopped in them.
"Krashes!"
They hopped out.
"Kritters!"
They hopped back in.
"Krashes!"
They hopped out.
"Kritters!"
They hopped back in.
"Krashes! Kritters! Kras- Kritters!" K. Rool screamed, stomping up and down, "That's it! Klump, Krusha, we're leaving! And all you Kritters are fired!" They simply dashed back in the mind carts, in return getting an angry sigh from King K. Rool.
Shortly after, K. Rool, Krusha, and Klump had burst into Cranky's.
"All right, you knuckle-dragging apes (for the insult had not been used enough) hand over the coconut!" K. Rool demanded.
"Go get 'em, DK!" Diddy cheered on his big buddy, completely ignoring K. Rool. Donkey Kong charged at them, screaming "Banana Slamma!", but K. Rool and the others had already gotten out of the way, making Donkey Kong just run out the open door.
Klump had dashed for Cranky's cane, while declaring, "I know how this globe works! Hand over the cane!"
Cranky merely snorted and smacked Klump on the head. Diddy, who was cheering on Donkey Kong, had decided to try and take the spotlight by attacking Klump. Before Diddy could reach him, Klump quickly yanked the cane out of Cranky's hand and dashed out of the way of the hat wearing monkey. He tapped the cane twice, making the globe split open, which revealed a gold pointed coconut shape, which split in four quarters, which revealed the Crystal Coconut.
Everyone lunged for the coconut, with many "got it"s, (Krusha saying "got it" then "I don't got it." once) until the coconut was passed to Donkey Kong, then K. Rool knocked it out of his hands to Klump, which Diddy knocked out of his, and so on until Krusha finally knocked it out of Cranky's and accidentally onto the conveyor belt. They all dashed for it, the Kremlings not knowing the danger the coconut might be in.
Instead of a splice, there was an explosion, and nothing was left of the machine except rubble. There were very small shards of the Crystal Coconut lying about.