Okay. I'm really doing this. It's been 3 years since I've written anything really. The Steven Universe fanfic I wrote was cringy (correct word) and out of place. On the bright side, it was the 11th SU fanfic and the 2nd SU lemon on the site. I deleted it. Consider yourselves lucky. Also, I added Connie to the characters. I forgot her last name so, it's been Connie instead of Connie M. Yes. Anyway, this story is going to have a lot of character in it. I write pretty vividly, so try to guess Brick and Blossom's personalities in this chapter. It's mainly these two this chapter because it's in Brick's POV. Narrator in bold.
WARNING:
Rated "M" for Maximum Cringe (not really).
A twist on the episode "The Boys Are Back In Town"
Let's do this.
0300h November 6th, 2003: Hell
"Are you sure you want to do this? The girls took them out pretty easily."
"They had no formal training! You just threw them into battle without any concern over their wellbeing!"
"I was a great father to them! You couldn't be any better than the bottom of my shoe raising them!"
"That's where you're wrong. You made them weak, and in turn, they died like a bunch of wusses! I will make them better, stronger, and immune-"
"Immune to what, girls? That'll make them gay!"
"Immune to themselves."
Mojo Jojo reluctantly recreates the Rowdyruff Boy formula. HIM add his power and the toilet exploded upon impact. Brown smoke filled the room and three very angry, very exhausted boys appeared. The Boys looked around, dazed.
"Do you know why you were created?"
Brick looks up and responds with all the pride he could muster:
"To destroy the Powerpuff Girls"
"How do you intend to do that?"
"By using our superior abilities to take the girls down without breaking down ourselves."
"Are you ready to learn?"
All three boys say simultaneously"
"Yes."
On March 25th, 2005, The Powerpuff Girls retired from crimefighting to focus on their studies. All the crime that was left, the police could handle on their own. They said they would reappear if the Earth was in trouble or if the police couldn't handle it. It was peaceful for the next 11 years. On April 4th, 2016, the Girls would get a rude awakening.
0700h April 4th, 2016: HIM's Throne Room
"Boomer, Butch, we have been dreaming for this day for a long time. Today is the day where we take over Townsville and conquer the world!" "Do not forget your training! We have been through Hell and back! What do we have to show for it! Don't tell me! Act on it. The girls have gotten soft and are weak! You know the plan. WHO ARE WE?!"
"THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS!"
"Then let's execute!"
0730h, Pokey Oaks High School – First Bell
Blossom's POV:
I ran to class after eating breakfast with my sisters. After 11 years, my sisters and I have grown. As Juniors (almost Seniors), we were expected to finish up our projects and start prepping for our respective colleges. I'm going to Harvard, and Bubbles and Buttercup are going to Townsville Community College. Buttercup is transferring from there to some sports college. Bubbles is staying behind to watch the city. Speaking of Bubbles,
"Why aren't you running to Physical Science?"
"I don't have to, I'm right here."
I turned my head and the classroom was right there.
"Oh."
"Buttercup is in early today. She said she had a good feeling about today!"
Oh, how wrong she was.
"Thank goodness. Her attendance record is off the insane! Getting tardies every single day and not going to ASD (After School Detention). I'm glad she is finally becoming more mature about her situation."
"She's only early because Mitch is in class."
"Oh."
Crap.
"Well, at least she's early, right!"
"Sure!"
I walked into class and sat next to Buttercup. She was talking to Butch. Bubbles shortly sat next to me, waiting for class to start.
The bell rings again and the teacher closes the door, locking it.
"Okay class, today we'll be doing a Lab on Reflection and-
Brick's POV:
We waited for the doors to lock for my dramatic entrance. Boomer and Butch were on the roof waiting for the Puffs' to attack me. I use a fire blast and knocked down the door. The teacher was cowering in fear in the corner. I stepped up to the podium.
"How's it going today? Are you scared? Are you terrified? I think you know why I'm here."
Buttercup was the first to respond.
"I think you don't look menacing without your brothers. Where are they by the way, drinking toilet water or something? I know you're stupid so I'll lay it out for you. There are three of us and only one of you. Give up!"
"You'll regret insulting me, you wench!"
"What did you call me?!"5
"A wench, wench."
"I'll-
"Buttercup, stop. He's doing it on purpose."
"Ah, Blossom, my incompetent counterpart. How's the vacation? I'm sorry to interrupt it but, well, you know how revenge goes."
"I got him first!"
Blossom rushes Brick.
Good.
Brick catches her in a hold and turns her around.
"Good try, but did you really expect me to not appear for 11 years and not know how to fight?"
Buttercup and Bubbles rush Brick. Boomer and Butch fly through the ceiling and catch them before they can reach Brick.
"There they are! Did you really think I would come in here without backup, did you?"
Buttercup, infuriated, jams her elbow into Butch's face as hard as she can. He doesn't move.
"You're going to have to be stronger than that to put a dent in this pretty face."
Brick clears his throat.
"As you can see, we've been training for the last 11 years, waiting for this moment. If you kept crimefighting, Buttercup, Butch would be in the wall right now and this would be a fair fight. But no practice and little training have left you weak and vulnerable. Sure, you're still superhuman, but we're are everything you strive to be. Everything you hate. Everything you fear. Everything you never want to fight against. We are the ROWDYRUFF BOYS"
Tell me what you think about this premise. R&R. See you next time. Also, i'm trying to make the next chapters longer and more drawn out. Peace
-Mr. Midnight Prince (Formerly known as kyky3601)
Also, who's hype for the Switch! Nintendo hasn't announced a Tr4sh Deluxe edition so, you can imagine i'm mad AF.