Ask Gaster!

by The StoryBook Tree

This an "Ask" a character thing I set up for you because I'm a jerk and I managed to get a talk show with the man himself! So? Have you ever wanted to ask this iconic figure erased from history a burning question about him or Undertale? Well here you are! Come in and meet W. D Gaster! Gaster(and me) will answer all of your questions! SO ASK, ASK, ASK!

1. Episode 1

?:"Oh, hello there! I didn't see you there."

?:"Who am I? WHO AM I?! Excellent question. If you'll look around you, you will see that you are nowhere. A few stars and galaxies but other than that, nowhere. *Chuckles*"

?:"I'll tell you who I am. I wanted to meet you. Yes, YOU. I decided one day, I was going to pursue my dream and break the dimensional barrier between my dimension and yours.
Because YOU were my dream. *Laughs hysterically* AND HERE YOU ARE! READING THE DEPICTION OF MY WORDS! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" *Space warps around you then stabalizes.*

W. : "I... am W. ...

StoryBook: *Door appears, Walks through* "Ok, Wol-"

Gaster: "Quiet! Don't say my name. Its... a trade secret. Just call me by my last name or W. . Makes no difference to me, Just don't tell them my real name."

StoryBook: "Well Ok, Gaster. I cae to let you know that i'd gotten all the paperwork pushed through and we can start bringing in-" *Sees te audience* "Are you kidding me! We made a deal to bring them in after I was back! Wait... Why Gaster! You started the dialogue without me!"

Gaster: "You know, I've waited nearly an eternity for this and I got a little excited so I thought i'd bring them in early.

StoryBook: *Pinches bridge of nose* "Fine! Fine! I can work with this. Alright. As you can see or Imagine, If you will, we are in the void. Oh yeah, I printed off cards to read."

Gaster: "You printed off cards? *Whispers* amateur"

StoryBook: "Alright Gaster. I've been doing this for years. I'm far from an amateur. And if theres anything I've learned about the godly power of an author is they can kill their characters and the readers can't do anything about it!"

Gaster: "I thought we also agreed that you wouldn't say you were god here and just try to be the humorous host for me."

StoryBook: "You know Gaster, I really hate you sometimes.

Gaster: *Laughs* "But you know you love me."

StoryBook: "I'm just gonna read the card. Ok. The void. Empty. Lonely. Gaze off into eternity and see the bright stars light years away. Feel your weightlessness-"

Gaster: "I think they get it, Ca-"

StroyBook: "Shut up! Alright everyone, Gaster will now answer any question you have. ANY question. We'll answer all that you ask. And, uh, heh heh, If you have a question for me, I'd be glad to answer."

Gaster: "Yes! You didn't come here for nothing did you? ASK! I'm bored!"