Taking care of lil' sis
NCIS is property of CBS and Don Bellisario, all characters are theirs alone.
Warning: This may contain spanking
Ever had one of those days where it seems like time is going sooo slow and boredom was overpowering. Well, empty time and boredom are never a good combination when it comes to Abby Scuito. Her quick mind needs stimulation, much like a child and much like a child when left alone with nothing to do trouble usually ensues. Today was one of those days for Abby.
"Come on, Come on..faster,faster. I know if I can remove all traces on impurities on this floor, I can glide like an ice skater." Abby spoke to herself as she skidded across the lab with surgical antistatic booties over her stocking covered feet. She looked like a little girl in her short plaid skirt, pink and black skull top and matching tights, sliding around the lab table. Her lab floor sparkled clean and she was making laps around her workbench. She was so engrossed in trying to get the rhythm of her arm swing to compliment her strides that she failed to see the bossman enter her lab.
Whap! "Oh, Gibbs, sir, sorry, did not see you there."
"Abby, what in the hell are you doing down here? This is not an ice rink. I suggest you get out of those booties and get to work"
"What work? Do you have something new for me? Huh..Huh? " Abby was getting excited over the possibility of a new case.
"Nope, but if you are that bored, then I can pull out some old cold cases for you to review."
"UGGHH!! No, you know how much I hate reviewing cold cases. Come on Gibbs, I will find something, anything, just not cold cases."
"OK, Abs, but no more playing, you know better than this, do not make me repeat myself again or else you will not like the consequences. Understood?" Gibbs plainly stated with that no nonsense look in his eyes.
"Yes Sir!" Abby loudly commented as she made her best attempt at a military salute.
"Watch the cheeky attitude Abs" Gibbs leaned in, gave her a peck on the cheek, swat to her backside and turned to walk out of the lab and entered the elevator.
But as often with children, out of sight out of mind prevailed and as soon as Abby felt that Gibbs was good as gone, she started her slow laps around her workbench trying to gain speed. 'What Gibbs does not know will not hurt him' Abby thought to herself. As she was making more laps she was thinking what she could do to increase the speed of the floor.
Upstairs in the bullpen, Gibbs sat at his desk and looked at his other three 'kids'. He would never had imagined that over the past year this elite team of agents would bond together and become a family, and that he would become the father of this family. A small grin spread over his face as he watched the interplay between siblings.
"Tony, will you stop it! I am tired of you throwing those little balls of paper over at my desk." McGee complained loudly. "You are creating a mess and I for one am tired of cleaning up your messes.'
"Oh, sure McMaid, like you do sooo much cleaning."Tony replied. "If I know you, you probably have your housekeeper clean your sock drawer each week. Besides, I don't leave messes, Ziva does." Tony shot a look over to Ziva.
"What me? Are you crazy Tony? You leave food crumbs all over your desk, it is a true testament of the great peat control we have here that your desk has not been carried away by ants? Plus, leave me out of this argument? This is like a broken tape, it never stops."
"Record, Ziva, broken record, and you yourself are not so neat and clean. If I remember correctly your car could serve as a trash truck with all the papers and cups in there. You need to clean it..' Tony started.
"You need to keep your nose.." Ziva started at the same time.
Suddenly an ear piercing whistle came from Gibbs desk and all eyes flew to meet his. "If all of you do not stop this bickering, I will take each of you out to interrogation and really make some noise if you get my drift, and I do not mean singing." Gibbs said with that Gibbs stare that says this is not an idle threat.
"Yes, Ya, Yes sir" all came at once from the three 'siblings'.
"Hey, anybody heard from Abby" Tony asked.
"Yep, she is in her lab."Gibbs answered.
"Do we not find it strange that we have no active cases, and yet she is not up here bugging us? What is our lil'sis up to I wonder." Tony questioned.
"Well, she better not be doing what I caught her doing earlier or else she will be standing at dinner." Gibbs said as he went back to his computer.
Tony looked over at McGee, nodded his head towards the stairs and then texted Ziva to meet them at the lab. If Gibbs had already threatened Abby with a spanking then whatever she was doing had to be good.
As they opened the door to the stairs they heard over their shoulder, " Tell lil' sis that dad is watching."
"How did he.."
"Don't ask McGee, that is just Gibbs" Tony finished before McGee could.
As they stood in the doorway, they could not believe what they saw. Abby had rearranged her whole lab so that the main lab area was bare of any furniture, she had uses some sort of high gloss wax on the floor and was sliding like it was ice. She twisted like a ballerina and as she turned around she saw the three bodies of her 'siblings' standing in the doorway." Hey guys, look at me, I am skating in the lab, how cool is this."
"Abby, I suggest you stop this and clean this back up, Gibbs gave us a message." McGee warned.
"Oh, yeah I am shaking in my booties."
"It is boots Abby" corrected Ziva.
"No actually it is booties Ziva," Abby said as she picked up her foot and showed her the blue bootie.
"Well, Abby, this is not the icecapades, so knock it off before 'Dad' shows up." Tony tried to warn, but could not help but notice that this did look fun.
"Ahhh, come on you spoiled sports, race ya. What are you man or chicken? What Ziva, ninja girl can't skate." Abby teased as she skated backwards.
"Abby, watch out." Tim yelled, but it was too late.
CRASH!! FLASH! Abby had skated into her chemical table which she had moved and knocked off a variety of volatile chemicals, and as she watched them mix a cloud of noxious gas was forming. "Oh, crap!" was all could say as Abby tried to run to the door, but the floor where the chemicals spilled was now not slippery but sticky like super glue. "Tony, McGee, Ziva, cough…cough,, help me, I am stuck.'
Tony entered the lab but the floor was way too slick at the door and he fell and could not get his footing. It was like watching a Chaplin movie, he was trying to walk but could get no traction. McGee seeing the cloud of fumes, pushed the emergency biohazard button the wall and then tried to enter the lab also. He was having no greater luck, the Ziva yelled out "Tony, do not breathe that in, your lungs have already been damaged, McGee lie on your stomach and let Tony stretch off you and reach Abby on his stomach. Tony grab Abby and pull, her stocking will tear, but she should be free. Just try to keep shallow breaths to keep from inhaling that stuff."
Ziva fearfully watched her brothers reach Abby, and with one hard yank Abby's tights tore and she was sent skidding straight towards the doorway and was stopped abruptly by a set of brown loafers. She knew before she even looked up who those shoes belonged to and she knew she was in deep trouble.
"Gibbs, I can explain…"