Disclaimer: Naruto is regretfully not owned by me, as is every other anime that I know of. When Hello Kitty takes over the world, I will be the Secretary of Otaku and own ALL anime. But for now, Masashi Kishimoto owns it. Damn.
Sasuke's Easter Egg Delivery!
Every year, Naruto makes Easter eggs. LOTS of Easter eggs. By the time he is done, his house is so multicolored it looks like a unicorn puked in it. Random splashes of pink and yellow adorned Naruto's cheeks as he concentrated on drawing a not half-bad looking pineapple on what was going to be Shikamaru's egg. After admiring his handiwork, he sighed and went to sleep. Tomorrow was going to be a long day after all.
It was 7:30, and Naruto yawned loudly. He quickly boiled some water for his breakfast of (what else) miso ramen. He slurped up the remaining noodles, and went to the other side of the room to get his costume. After looking in the mirror, he decided that his Easter bunny suit would be white next year, eyeing the neon pink rabbit ears with glitter. Taking his baskets of Easter joy, he prayed that the kids would not eat him alive and went out the door.
Sasuke did not like Easter, just as he did not like Valentine's Day, Christmas, or Groundhog's Day. Basically, he hated all holidays, but Easter pissed him even more off. The bright pastel-colored eggs blinded him when he walked outside, fan girls cornered him left and right, and he got enough chocolate bunnies to fill the Empire State Building (excuse my pun). He would have locked himself in his room all day and stared at the wall, but the only thing left to eat in the place was chocolate and marshmallow Peeps. So, regretfully for him, Sasuke ventured out of his compound and (from hanging out with Naruto so much) decided to get some ramen.
While approaching Ichiraku Ramen, Sasuke saw a crowd of buzzing schoolchildren surrounded a heap of pink with bunny ears. The kids were excitedly eating chocolate and admiring bright Easter eggs. At first he wanted to skip getting ramen entirely on fear that one of the brat's moms was a…ahem, AVID fan of Sasuke's. However, his stomach had a different agenda, and Sasuke walked toward the ramen stand. Getting closer, he got a better look of the pink things with bunny ears, and saw the familiar whiskers and sun kissed skin of the poor creature: Naruto. Sasuke had to bite his lip to keep from laughing right them and there, and with a quick clearing of the throat, said "Hey Naruto."
Naruto's ears perked up at the sound of Sasuke's voice, and got himself up. After successfully shaking off two of the three bloodsucking children searching his pockets for more candy, he nonchalantly said "Hi, Sasuke-teme."
"What are you doing?" Sasuke said, smirking in his usual I'm-the-king-of-the-world smirk.
"My job…" Naruto said, and walked over to Sasuke, child still clinging unto his foot.
"Your job is being a plaything to stupid sugar-crazy kids in a bunny suit?"
"Uh, yeah…I mean NO!!" Naruto said, not trying to give Sasuke any more satisfaction at his current predicament.
Naruto sighed, and flipped his bunny ears over so his face was in full view.
"My tab got so high at Ichiraku that the old man wouldn't let me eat any more ramen there unless I work off my debt. Easter was just around the corner, Ichiraku wanted publicity, so here I am."
"How high was your debt anyway?"
Naruto whispered the number in Sasuke's ear, and coughed. And he thought that Chouji could really scarf it down. Naruto must have the fastest metabolism alive, he thought.
"Man, I have to pay this debt! I won't be able to deliver these other eggs to the others!" Naruto pointed to a basket of Easter eggs. Each one reflected everyone personality. One had a Sakura blossom on it; Sasuke knew who that belonged to. Another had a pinapple; Shikamaru, no duh. One was purple with cosmos flowers, and another beside it had barbequed pork; Ino and Chouji, of course. They just went on and on, until one caught his eye. It was separated from the other eggs, on the far corner of the basket. It was blue, with the Uchiha emblem on it.
"You made one for me, too?" Sasuke said, trying to hide his surprise.
"Oh, yeah…I make them every year. You got one last year right?" Naruto asked.
Sasuke remembered the bonfire he made with the fangirls' eggs and his Katon Goukakyuu no Jutsu and winced. He didn't know Naruto made him an egg, or else he would have kept that one and burned all the rest. Thinking of this, Sasuke got an idea into his head that he knew he was going to regret.
"Ah, Naruto. I could deliver those eggs for you…if you want."
Naruto could not believe his ears. Sasuke, aka Mr. I-Am-Better-Than-You-In-All-Things, was offering to help him? Easter really did bring out the good in people.
"Uh, sure…" Naruto said, confused and flustered at the same time. He handed Sasuke his basket of eggs, and rummaged in his pocket until he brought out a pair of blue bunny ears.
"The costume came with a extra one." Naruto said, handing it to Sasuke. Sasuke's just looked at him, but his stare talked for him-- "What the hell?"
"What? It's Easter. Wear em. PLEASSE?" Naruto pouted and gave him puppy dog eyes that could even make Orochimaru cry. Sasuke heart fluttered for an instant, making him clear his throat yet again.
"Fine." Sasuke said. He put on the bunny ears and walked off, thus started Operation: Easter Egg Delivery.
A/N: Yosh! My first chapter of my first story! Easter is one of my favorite holidays, so why not start off my fan fiction career with an Easter fanfic? Heh? Heh? XD