Stupid songs with Cosmo! How long can anyone take it?
(I used the ebay song again ^^)
"Oh…."
Cosmo sang happily.
"When we get older, we start getting heavy.
One day we find we weigh as much as your average Chevy!
We go on diets-and never get to eat….
Oh!
But the fat comes back!
We thought we may have lost it!
But the fat comes back!
It just won't stay away!
It just won't stay away…..
We go on a diet-
We never get to eat.
We give up cookies, ice cream, pudding and cake
-For crap made out of wheat-
And we hardly ever cheat…
Oh……
But the fat-"
"Cosmo, enough!" snapped Wanda, who was busy reading Mommy's Weekly.
So the green haired fairy switched tactics.
"Stinko, the Zombie,
Was a corpse without a soul,
With a single tooth hanging by the root,
And two eyes made out of toes,
Down through the village,
With his kidneys in his hands,
Children smelled decay as they laughed
And played Dodgeball with his.......um.
There must have been some magic
In a corpse that skips and jogs,
But the kids knew they made a mistake-
When they fed him to the dogs!
Stinko, the Zombie,
Was a worthless pile of flesh.
But he said goodbye, and for a fun dead guy,
You will always be John-"
When a frying pan flew through the air at his face, Cosmo decided that perhaps he might want to leave.
Cosmo poofed over the playground. He smiled, estactic.
Ah, children! They would appreciate his musical talent!
Cosmo opened his mouth....
A brand new TV with a stylish remote!
A horse and a donkey and a new billy goat!
Going on Amazon to order ridiculous things.....
These are my legally acceptable things....
Odd...why were children screaming and clutching at their ears?
Ah, well. Must as well find his favorite audience.
Cosmo poofed in front of Timmy and Poof, who were swinging on the...swings.
"Oh, no," gulped Timmy.
Poof looked like he wanted to ask for last rites.
Cosmo cleared his throat.
A used pink bathrobe....
A rare mint snow globe....
A smurf TV tray....
I bought on eBay
My house is filled with this crap, shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why?
I need another pet rock
Tell me why?
I got that Alf alarm clock
Tell me why?
I bid on Shatner's old toupee
They had it on eBay
I'll buy you knick-knack
Just check my feedback
A++
They all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy
A slightly damaged golf bag
Gonna buy
Some beanie babies new with tag
From some guy
I've never met
In Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With 2 seconds left to go
Whoa
Got or Visa
Whatever will please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy your tchotckes
Sell me your watch please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)
I'm highest bidder now!
Junk keeps arriving in the mail
From that worldwide garage sale
Hey! a Dukes of Hazard ashtray
Oh yeah, I bought it on eBay
Wanna buy
A Pack man fever lunch box
Wanna buy
A case of vintage tube socks
Wanna buy
A Kleenex used by Dr. Dre
Found it on eBay
Gonna buy
That Farrah Fawcett poster
Pez dispensers and a toaster
Don't know why, the kind of stuff you'd throw away
I'll buy on eBay
What I bought on
Ebayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..........Hey!" exclaimed Cosmo, blinking in puzzlement.
The two were dashing away....Cosmo hurried after them.
"Wait! I have a new song!"
"I had a little girlfriend
I had to give her a hug.....
She socked me straight in the gut,
And pushed me in the mud..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The ever loving End