"lola" [5:31 P.M.]: hey jade
"jade" [5:31 P.M.]: hey
"lola"[5:31 P.M.]: what up
"jade" [5:32 P.M.]: la
lala
lalala
lalalala
lalalalala
lalalalalala
lalalalala
lalalala
lalala
lala
la
"jade" [5:32 P.M.]: LA!
"jade" [5:32 P.M.]: i like singing
"lola"[5:32 P.M.]: wow
"lola"[5:32 P.M.]: omg Paul is coming to your house!
"lola"[5:33 P.M.]: run lock all the windows save yourself
"jade" [5:35 P.M.]: hi paul... i would love to see the cullens... OW! JASPER THAT HURT!!... ITS BURNING!!... YES IT HURTS JACOB... NO I DONT WANT ICE CREAM EMMETT!... hi lola this is paul. jades a little...umm...busy
"jade" [5:35 P.M.]: so...
"lola"[5:36 P.M.]: you suck Paul!
"jade" [5:36 P.M.]: suck what?
"lola[5:37 P.M.]: ......POPSICLES!
"jade" [5:37 P.M.]: no i bit them
"lola"[5:37 P.M.]: what
"jade" [5:37 P.M.]: i bit popsicles
"lola"[5:37 P.M.]: ummm..
"lola"[5:38 P.M.]: heheheh
"lola"[5:38 P.M.]: go home NOW:o
"jade" [5:38 P.M.]: but i have to wait here
"lola"[5:38 P.M.]: wy?
"jade" [5:39 P.M.]: i have to wait for jade to stop burning
"lola"[5:39 P.M.]: o well i am a vamp and i hate you so ha
"jade" [5:40 P.M.]: but i vamp friends... sort of... ish
"lola"[5:40 P.M.]: well i am gonna eat you cause bella is with me
"jade" [5:41 P.M.]: ok but before you do can i asku something?
"lola"[5:42 P.M.]: what
"jade" [5:42 P.M.]: lola... will you marr-
PAUL GET OFF MY SCREENAME!
"jade" [5:43 P.M.]: im back... paul died of "natural causes"
"lola"[5:44 P.M.]: what no i will not heheheheheh PAUL da WEREWOLF WHAT KINDA NAME IS PAUL 4 A WEREWOLF/!?
"jade" [5:45 P.M.]: lola paul just died
"lola"[5:45 P.M.]: O NOOOOOOOOOOOO
"lola"[5:45 P.M.]: I DON`T CARE HE BROKE MY HEART
"jade" [5:45 P.M.]: how
"lola"[5:46 P.M.]: HIS MOM NAMED HIM PAUL
"jade" [5:46 P.M.]: so thats his fault?
"lola"[5:46 P.M.]: AHHHH YEAH
"jade" [5:47 P.M.]: ooooooookkkkkkkkk
"jade" [5:47 P.M.]: ...
"jade" [5:47 P.M.]: GUESS WHAT
"lola"5:47 P.M.]: WHAT
"jade" [5:47 P.M.]: IM A VAMPIRE
"lola"[5:47 P.M.]: Y R WE YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"jade" [5:48 P.M.]: CAUSE THE CAPS POCK IS ON
"jade" [5:48 P.M.]: LOCK*
"lola"[5:48 P.M.]: O OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"jade" [5:48 P.M.]: HOW DO WE TUR IT OFF
"jade" [5:48 P.M.]: TURN*
"lola"[5:49 P.M.]: UMMMMMMMMMM U HAVE 2 EAT YOUR FOOT
"lola"[5:49 P.M.]: I THINK
"jade" [5:49 P.M.]: BUT I DONT WANT TOP EAT MY FOOT
"lola"[5:49 P.M.]: WHAT
"jade" [5:49 P.M.]: TO*
"lola"[5:49 P.M.]: OOOOOOOOOOO
"jade" [5:50 P.M.]: IM HAVING A STUPID DAY
"jade" [5:50 P.M.]: LA
"jade" [5:50 P.M.]: LALA
"jade" [5:50 P.M.]: LALALA
"jade" [5:50 P.M.]: LALALALA
"jade" [5:50 P.M.]: LALALALALA
"jade" [5:50 P.M.]: LALALALA
"jade" [5:50 P.M.]: LALALA
"jade" [5:50 P.M.]: LALA
"jade" [5:50 P.M.]: LA
"jade" [5:50 P.M.]: I MADE AN ARROW
"jade" [5:50 P.M.]: COOL
"lola"[5:50 P.M.]: I BACK
"lola"[5:51 P.M.]: I AM BACK
"jade" [5:51 P.M.]: i found the caps lock button
"jade" [5:51 P.M.]: where did you go
"lola"[5:51 P.M.]: HOW DID YOU DO IT I JUST ATE MY FOOT
"jade" [5:52 P.M.]: theres a button on the key board
"lola"[5:52 P.M.]: O
"jade" [5:52 P.M.]: its the one that says cap locks... i think
"lola"[5:52 P.M.]: found it
"jade" [5:52 P.M.]: are you sure
"lola"[5:53 P.M.]: yeah but half my foot is gone
"lola"[5:53 P.M.]: never mind
"jade" [5:53 P.M.]: i thought emmett was having an affair with your foot
"lola"[5:54 P.M.]: well yeah but my foot dumped him yesterday
"lola"[5:54 P.M.]: poor emmett ik
"jade" [5:55 P.M.]: WAIT THAT MEANS HES CHEATING ON ROSALIE
... or was
"lola"[5:55 P.M.]: dadadadadada
"jade" [5:56 P.M.]: rose is going to kill him
"lola"[5:56 P.M.]: yeah i no
"jade" [5:56 P.M.]: i better go save him
"lola"[5:56 P.M.]: i`ll come
"jade" [5:56 P.M.]: bye bye
"lola"[5:56 P.M.]: bi