A/N: i'm stuck in a rut with the same story again... *sigh* since i still can't make up my mind with just another color story, i decided to make the other parts of why you should buy this titan. i already put this in my profile's to do list anyway... so there.. enjoy =D
Disclaimer: i don't own Teen Titans...
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Welcome once again ladies and gents to: Why You Should Buy This Titan!!
*applause*
For today's Titan in auction: our lovely Tamaranain Starfire!!!
*nearby curtain goes up and shows Starfire*
Starfire: Hello people of Earth! I am gladdened by this opportunity to partake in this show of games! *waves and smiles*
*applause followed by whistling by male audiences*
Robin: Uh.. Star, that's game shows… but this isn't exactly a game show…
Raven: Just leave her be Robin.
Robin: *pouts* Fine.
Now,if we're all done with the wolf whistles. Here are the 5 reasons why you should buy this titan!! *ahem*
Reason number one: Her sexy figure! Just one look at her and there's no need for questions!
*strong applause and male audience start whistling and howling*
Male audience #1: You're so hot Starfire!!
Male audience #2: Yeah, you have one of the hottest bodies on earth!! *whistles*
Robin: *vein pops on head* Shut up you!!! Don't talk to Star like that!! You make her sound indecent!!!!
Cyborg: Chill Rob. They can't do anything to Star.
Robin: But what they said!!! It's not right!!
Beast Boy: I agree!! I have a hot bod too!!!
Other Titans: *stares at Beast Boy*
Beast Boy: Why won't anyone believe me!!
Raven: Ignore the little green elf. And just relax Robin, look. Star doesn't even seem a least bit offended. *points at the Tamaranian on the stage*
Starfire: *doing…er—"poses"*
*stronger applause and whistles*
Robin: *drained of all color* Starfire!! How could you--! *drops dead on the floor*
I'm sure we can't get enough of that folks but we have limited time! So on to reason number two: She's Tamaranain. That's right! If you folks are tired of Earth taste, our Titan on sale's exoticness is out of this world!
*strong applause and drools from male audience*
Robin: *revives* What in the hell! What reasons are you giving!! It sounds like Star is from a porn mag!!
Don't blame me kid. Blame the script writer. *script writer from backstage runs away* Oh, there he goes. Too bad for you Robin.
Robin: *smoke coming out from his ears*
Starfire: Robin.. May I ask what is this "porn mag" you speak of?
Robin: Huh!? What!? Well… you see… Star… *voice starts to falter*
Now for reason number three!! *looks at Robin* You owe me one kid. *ahem* Reason number three ladies and gents: She knows how to cook! You know the saying "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." Hahahaha. Can you tell us something from Starfire's cooking Titans??
*camera zooms at the other Titans*
Starfire: *Joyfully waits for her friends' answers*
Robin: Uh…Um… *ahem* Well.. Star's cooking is… well.. *gulp* *looks at Starfire*
Starfire: *smiles and bats eyelashes*
Robin: Ahehe.. you need a lot.. of things… when Starfire cooks!
Cyborg: Yeah! *butts in to help the masked wonder* Like laser cannons!
Beast Boy: And rocket launchers! And bombs…and swords… and mallets..and…
Raven: And Silkie…
Four Titans sitting: *nodded in agreement that Silkie is the most destructive/potent weapon to use when faced with Starfire's cooking*
*crowd stunned and silent*
Raven: Oh.. and some stomach pills and some salt and pepper might help as well.
Starfire: *oblivious to the danger of her meal just smiles*
Well… *ahem*….. that's sounds interesting… and very expensive. But there's a reason for that folks! And this can be explained by reason number four: She's a princess! That's right! The lucky winner today will get to keep the princess and heir to Tamaran!!
*strong applause*
CRASH!!!!
*nearby wall breaks and Blackfire comes flying in*
*audience gasps*
Cyborg: What the hell is that crazy chick doing here!!?
Blackfire: Foolish game show!! Starfire is not the heir to the throne!!!!
Beast Boy: Uh.. It's not really a game show…
Blackfire: *glares at the changeling*
Beast Boy: Eeep! *flinches* I'll shut up now…
Blackfire: As I was saying... My sister is not the heir to the throne! I AM!! AND I WON'T LET ANYONE THAT SAYs SO OTHERWISE LIVE!! I SHALL—OW!!! *butt got hit by a tranquilizer* I.. feel…. Dizzy… I like green!! *falls to the ground*
Cyborg: *nudges Beast Boy* hear that Beast Boy. She said she likes green.
Beast Boy: *imagines him and Blackfire together and faints*
Cyborg: Uhh… Beast Boy??
Sorry about that folks!! Don't worry Star. Scarat will bring your sister to a nice mental asylum.
Starfire: *smiles and nods*
Raven: I'm sure she'll fit in just fine.
Cyborg: Yeah.. she always does that thing with her eyes when she gets pissed.
Robin: A total sign of a mental illness.
*three titans nod in agreement*
*Scarat drags the sleeping Blackfire off the stage*
Thanks Scarat!! Be gentle with her now, we don't want any law suits filed at us. *Scarat nods*
Well folks. Shall we go on to reason number five?
*audience gets over the Blackfire incident*
*strong applause*
Alright!! That's good coz we're just about to run out of time! Reason number five: Her sweet personality. This young girl can capture every hearts in the city not just because of her looks! It's her personality that does the killer blow!!
Starfire: *smiles sweetly and winks*
*male audience goes wild and starts stampeding to the stage*
Cyborg: Oh, shit! Beast Boy wake up!!! *slaps the changeling awake*
Beast Boy: Huh.. What..?
Robin: Beast Boy! Wake up and take position!
Beast Boy: What happened??
Cyborg: *points at the wild crowd* That!
Raven: *rolls eyes* I hate it when this happens.
Robin: Titans go!!
*the four titans charge at the crowd to stop them from coming near Starfire.*
We've gotta start screening the audience we let in… Hmm… Well folks that's all the time we have for now. So start dialing those phones (and don't forget your credit cards) and you might just get a chance to take home today's Titan and this complementary straightjacket!!
*chaos and pandemonium ensues in the set*
*sigh* Tamranian princesses really are expensive.. Scarat, my shotgun please. *Scarat hands host the shotgun* I better get paid for doing overtime. YYAAAARRRRGGH!! *charges at the crowd as well*
Starfire: *still smiling. Oblivious to the chaos happening due to her*
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hmm.. i wonder if i should make the other series for this story...? eh... who knows... what do you guys think??