No one ever seems to remember my name! It's not that hard! Five letters, one syllable. Say it with me now; B-U-T-C-H, Butch!
My name is not Butcher. That's a job title!
My name is not Bob. That not even anywhere close!
My name is not Buffy. C'mon, that's a girl's name for crying out loud!
My name is not Hootch. I don't think any parent would have the audacity to name their child that.
Maybe I should just change my name. People might actually remember it, and I could finally get some respect. That's the main reason I joined Team Rocket in the first place, to get what I deserve. Respect, appreciation, admiration! But no, no, it's always "Patch" this, "Hutch" that. Can people really be that stupid!? Is it because of my slender physique and green hair? It's real I tell you, it's not hair dye!
My own team member doesn't even remember my name! Or she does it to mess with me, I can never really tell. Then there's the odd time I'm called by the right name, and don't get me started with that. Sometimes I just think people just do it on purpose, just to toy with me. If I found that they have, I'll extend my wrath to the stars above!
The name is Butch. Don't forget it
The name is Butch.
Butch.
MY NAME IS BUTCH!
Not Bill! Not Biff! Not Patch! The name is Butcher!!
Oh Goddamn it.....
…..How does Frank sound?
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It looks like he... (puts off sunglasses and takes them off) botched that one up/sarcasm (YEAHHHHHH)..... ah boy. I blame this one on YouTube. Ah, internet memes. Probably my first actually oneshot as it's barely 250 words. I like Butch's character, funny guy with an incredibly low voice. Butch & Cassidy always seemed like a darker Team Rocket (well, when compared to Jesse & James, it's not too hard). Also, I threw in some random references in there for the hell of it, see if you can find 'em :P Enjoy!