Much Ado About Nothing
Claudio, Benedick, Don Pedro, and Don John blew up the Death Star and returned to Messina, Italy. They all decided to go to Leonato's house to celebrate their victory by playing Pictionary all day. Benedick and Beatrice reunite and continue the feud that nobody knows how or why it even started. During this argument, Benedick claims that he will never marry in his life. Beatrice tells him the same thing. In the background, however, Claudio and Hero begin to talk to each other and fall in love. The two then decided to get married immediately afterwards. Don John, the designated bad guy of the story, decides to mess around with Hero and Claudio by ruining their marriage, thinking that it would be hilarious. Don John hires Darth Vader to teach a Jedi mind trick to Borachio and Margaret. Darth Vader does it for a hefty fee, mostly because he needs a lot of money to build a new Death Star after the last one blew up. However, Don John gives him only enough money to build half of it. Borachio and Margaret use their newly found powers to trick Don Pedro and Claudio that Hero is with someone else. At the wedding, Claudio decides to yell at Hero in front of everyone and storms off. Hero's family is horrified that Claudio would accuse her of being unfaithful to him, and decides to hide her from society, pretending to be dead. Just to be safe, Hero turns her Facebook status to "dead." The family then hires Dora the Explorer to find evidence that Hero is innocent after all. They are pleased to hear that her talking map has a simple 3-step solution to finding the evidence of Hero's innocence. Meanwhile, Benedick and Beatrice fall in love for the heck of it. Later that night, Dora and Boots overhear Borachio and his friend Conrade bragging about how they tricked everyone. Dora gets out her camera and records this conversation. Later, she uploads it to YouTube. Borachio and Conrade go to jail after this. Everybody knows that Hero is innocent now. Claudio is somewhat upset over her alleged death. Leonato decides to mess with Claudio, demanding that he marry his niece. Leonato says that this niece looks just like Hero, acts like her, talks like her, and is just like Hero in every way, but claims that this is not Hero. At the wedding, Claudio is very surprised to find out that it actually was Hero. Then they get married. The couple then decides to convince Benedick and Beatrice to get married because the wedding service had a buy one get one free deal. Beatrice and Benedick agree, and everyone lives happily ever after, except Borachio and Conrade, who were in jail. The end.