Well, here's a little story that I began out of boredom and decided to draw
it out and see where it went. There should be another chapter or so out if
I don't get sick of it :D Please review, thanks!
Pirates of Westchester
It was a normal day at the Xavier Mansion. or it would be if the mansion wasn't ship- like and floating in the middle of the ocean. Wolverine looked out of his window and observed nothing but ocean. He slowly got out of his bed and staggered to the door as the ship/mansion rocked back and forth.
Throwing the door to her room open, Rogue stumbled into the hallway into a very grumpy Wolverine.
"What's goin' on here?" She asked as crashing and drunken singing began to echo from the kitchen.
"Hell if I know, darlin', but I have a feelin' we're gonna find out." Logan growled and they began the very difficult task of making their way down the hall. Pushing open the heavy kitchen door, both of the mutants' jaws dropped as they beheld the ghastly sight in their kitchen. Professor Xavier, now donning an eye patch, a large hat, a parrot and lots of jewelry, was thumping around the kitchen on two peg legs, with a mug full of what Logan and Rogue perceived to be rum. Also, Gambit was refilling his mug and singing very loudly and obnoxiously.
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life fo' me!" He staggered over to Rogue, slinging an arm around her and splashing rum all over her white night gown.
"Ugh! Remy, honey, ya stink of alcohol!" She said as he hiccupped and a silly grin slowly made its way over his face. "Worse than usual." She added as an afterthought. He giggled loudly.
"Roguey. how 'bout a good mornin' kiss?" Rogue pushed him off of her and he fell to the floor and didn't move, save for the heaving laughter that still emitted from the inebriated Cajun. Professor X hobbled over.
"Argh, me mateys! Where be the rest of me crew?" Logan and Rogue stared at him.
"Ah would guess still in bed, although ah don't see how anyone could sleep through all o' tha racket y'all are makin'!" Remy burst out into a fresh bought of laughter. Everyone jumped as a scream came from the med-lab.
"Argh! To the infirmary!" Professor X screamed and threw a rusty cutlass into the air, which flew into the wall beside Logan's head. He gave the Professor a look of pure venom and silently promised that he would soon die.
Pirates of Westchester
It was a normal day at the Xavier Mansion. or it would be if the mansion wasn't ship- like and floating in the middle of the ocean. Wolverine looked out of his window and observed nothing but ocean. He slowly got out of his bed and staggered to the door as the ship/mansion rocked back and forth.
Throwing the door to her room open, Rogue stumbled into the hallway into a very grumpy Wolverine.
"What's goin' on here?" She asked as crashing and drunken singing began to echo from the kitchen.
"Hell if I know, darlin', but I have a feelin' we're gonna find out." Logan growled and they began the very difficult task of making their way down the hall. Pushing open the heavy kitchen door, both of the mutants' jaws dropped as they beheld the ghastly sight in their kitchen. Professor Xavier, now donning an eye patch, a large hat, a parrot and lots of jewelry, was thumping around the kitchen on two peg legs, with a mug full of what Logan and Rogue perceived to be rum. Also, Gambit was refilling his mug and singing very loudly and obnoxiously.
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life fo' me!" He staggered over to Rogue, slinging an arm around her and splashing rum all over her white night gown.
"Ugh! Remy, honey, ya stink of alcohol!" She said as he hiccupped and a silly grin slowly made its way over his face. "Worse than usual." She added as an afterthought. He giggled loudly.
"Roguey. how 'bout a good mornin' kiss?" Rogue pushed him off of her and he fell to the floor and didn't move, save for the heaving laughter that still emitted from the inebriated Cajun. Professor X hobbled over.
"Argh, me mateys! Where be the rest of me crew?" Logan and Rogue stared at him.
"Ah would guess still in bed, although ah don't see how anyone could sleep through all o' tha racket y'all are makin'!" Remy burst out into a fresh bought of laughter. Everyone jumped as a scream came from the med-lab.
"Argh! To the infirmary!" Professor X screamed and threw a rusty cutlass into the air, which flew into the wall beside Logan's head. He gave the Professor a look of pure venom and silently promised that he would soon die.