Why Perry?
Chapter 1
It was just another bright and sunny summer day in the Tri-State Area in Danville, and as usual, Phineas and Ferb had big plans for their vacation.
Phineas POV:
"Hey Ferb! Did you ever wonder why the platypus makes that chattering noise?" Ferb
shrugs. "Yeah, I guess I never thought about it either. Well, we did make an animal
translator device for us to understand Perry earlier this summer, but when he finally
showed up that day, we tried it out on him and it meant nothing!" My step-brother
nods. "But what if we make a device that could actually search Perry's brain and tell us
what he's thinking! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!"
Perry POV:
I was snoozing a bit on Ferb's bed when I overheard the boy's idea for me. I then became worried that if
they do enter my mind, they would find out that I live a double life as a secret agent. This reminded me of
the time they helped Dr. Doofenshmirtz open a portal to the 2nd Dimension and they found out I was
Agent P because the Platyborg tried to hurt them. If their memory hadn't been erased from that day, I
could have never been able to see them again. I shuddered at the thought. "Perry, are you okay? The look
in your eyes is seems like your worried." I looked up. It was Phineas still in his pj's. I took his mind off
the topic by giving him my regular platypus skill. The cross-eyed look. Then I chattered, and Phineas
said, "Guess what, boy? We're gonna be able to understand your thoughts today!" I got worried again, but
still kept my eyes crossed. My watch beeped then, but only I could hear it because Carl just installed new
animal-only hearing abilities on it. Phineas and Ferb then went downstairs to eat breakfast, which was
lucky for me because then I could talk to Major Monogram on my watch (not that I can talk, of course). I
put on my brown fedora and answered the call. "Agent P, Doofenshmirtz is up to no good again. He's
recently purchased 5-pounds of cabbage, a box of frozen corn dogs, milk, and sand- wait a minute, Carl,
did you give me my shopping list instead of the list of things that Doof purchased?!" "Sorry, sir. Here you
go." Carl said. "Ah, here we go. So, he has purchased a pack of high-fusion crystals, 300 pounds of sheet
metal, and 8 lemons. We're not sure what any of it is for, especially the lemons, but it's probably
something evil. Get over there and put a stop to it!" I saluted to Monogram just before turning of the
monitor. I walked over to the bookshelf in the boy's room and pulled a book, opening a me-sized passage
to my underground lair. When I got inside, I ran over to my hover jet and flew over to D.E.I.
Phineas POV:
"Okay, Ferb, you get the blueprints for the mind-reader machine, Isabella, you get your
Fireside girl troop over here to help with construction, and Buford, just keep punching
Baljeet in the leg," I said to everyone. "This is fun!" Buford says. "I think I'll need surgery
when you're done!" Baljeet adds.
ONE HOUR LATER...
"Nice Ferb, you got the blueprints!" I said. "Now let's get going, team! Hey, where's
Perry?" Hey, I just realized that maybe when we figure out what Perry is thinking, we
might find out where he goes all the time! Well, all the more reason to finish this ASAP.
Perry POV:
When I got to Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc., it seemed as though Dr. D. was expecting me. "Ah, Perry the
platypus, how nice of you to drop in." he said. He pushed a button on a remote and then a cage trap my
size came down on me. "Oh please, Dr. D., will you ever give me a challenge?" I thought. I used my
special hair-controlling skills to form a key and I picked the lock instantly (I've done this before). "Perry
the platypus!? How did you escape?" he screamed. I chattered. "No matter, I'll shoot you with my
Evilinator!" I tilted my head so he would know I was confused. "Perry the platypus didn't you hear me
explain my inator to you?" I shook my head. I was ignoring him while I was picking the lock on the cage.
"Let me explain it again to you Perry the ignorant platypus. So, as you can see - wait a minute, sorry, but
it will be easier to tell you my evil scheme if I know you are trapped…" He pushed a button on another
remote, and down on top of me came a crate full of wet cement! It smothered my body and dried instantly
- except my head luckily. So a least I could breathe while I was trapped. "I was saving that trap for
tomorrow, but a least that'll hold you for a while," he said maniacally. "So, Perry the Platypus, this inator
makes anything – alive or not – instantly evil once it shoots them!" He kept blabbering on about how
genius he was, while I was using my new laser upgrade in my fedora to burn through the hard cement.
Once I was free, he turned around, not even shocked that I again escaped, and said: "So now my plan is
going perfectly! I will blast you with the Evilinator and you will join my side, also betraying the
O.W.C.A.!" My eyes widened and I had a truckload of insane thoughts: What about Phineas and Ferb?
The agency will feel so betrayed, but it won't be my fault! While I was thinking about all that, I realized I
had just made the 3rd biggest mistake of my life: I had been standing right in the way of the Evilinator this
whole time. I had then been flung off the building somehow, and then everything went black.