Hi everyone! This story is based off of the live action of Death Note when I noticed something in the background in Light's room. The plot was made by me but the story was actually written by S. S. Special Snowflake. NOW READ THE STORY!
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note. Philippe is also not mine since Light owns him.
Light's POV
"Philippe are you hungry?"
"Yes Light. Can I have some cheese?" Philippe questioned me.
"Why of course Philippe! Let me go melt some for
you." I walked down the stairs and went into the kitchen. I opened the cupboard and took out a pretty pink bowl with blue flowers on it. Philippe's favorite bowl. I opened the fridge and took out a pack of Kraft American cheese slices.
Opening the package and taking out four slices,-Philippe can't have more than that- I placed them in the bowl and set them in the microwave. After the delicacy was melted, I removed the bowl and walked up the stairs.
"Light. Why do you have a melted bowl of cheese?" Sayu always questions my actions.
"You know Philippe loves cheese, so why question me every time I walk up the stairs with some in his bowl?" I rebuttled. I stalk past her with my swag walk.
"Hello world I'd like to introduce you to my "intelligent" brother Light, whom is quite obviously not certifiably insane." She slammed her door as I shut mine.
"Ignore her Philippe. She's just jealous she doesn't have a cactus like you." I put the bowl in front of his pot and sat in my awesome spinny chair.
"I'm lucky to have such a sexy friend with GODLIKE looks such as yours," I voiced Philippe, having my voice go up three octaves.
"Aww. I'm flattered Philippe. Stop making me blush." I covered my face to hide my 'blush'.
L's POV
"Holy shit what the hell am I watching?!" I'M SO CONFUSED! Dude this guy is completely insane. He named his cactus Philippe... I mean I'd name mine Roberto Gonsualez but really, I wouldn't talk to it and feed it freaking cheese!
"Yagami. Your son is not Kira. But I recommend mental help."
Yeah that is weird. But I am posting it for all of the cactus lovers in the world! Soooo...Review?