Slow In The Head

"So... Are you okay with the plan?"

"The... plan?"

"Yes, the plan!"

"Uhhh..."

Tak rolled her eyes, letting out an annoyed huff. "Were you listening to anything I said about the plan?"

"Yes!" Zim lied, crossing his arms over his chest in defense. "You were talking about... er...something..."

"You weren't listening at all, were you?"

"Not a word."

Tak let out a long sigh. Sure they had been dating for a few months now, and sure, she loved him, but Zim could be so incredibly slow in the head sometimes that it was difficult for her to keep her temper under control. "Remember how you wanted my help with planning a prank against the Dib?"

"Yes..." he replied slowly.

"And remember how I said I would help you?"

"Yes..."

"Okay." She cleared her throat and began to repeat her plan. "So, if you want to get back at Dib for putting itching powder in your shirt during class on April Fools day-"

"He did?" Zim reflected for a moment, then grinned and nodded wildly. "Oh yeeeah! I remember now! That was on Monday!"

"You are so slow sometimes," she mumbled to herself, but continued on with the plan, "Anyway, yes he did. So my plan was that if you really wanted to get back at him, you can maybe pull his pants down while in the hallway, in front of everyone, but make sure he doesn't notice you sneaking up behind him. Apparently a lot of humans use this prank the most."

"Why would I want to pull his pants down?" Zim asked, slightly confused.

Tak put her hands over her face. "Oh my frickin' Tallest..." she shook her head, before raising her head, while also raising her voice at Zim, losing her patience with him, "You're such an idiot! You pull his pants down in the hallway to get back to him for embarrassing you! It'd be payback!"

Zim was silent for a moment, before understanding his girlfriend. "Ooohhh! Okay! I get it now!"

"Took you awhile," she grumbled. "So, repeat my plan."

"What plan?"

Tak stared at him, looking ready to explode at him, but instead, she got up from her seat and silently walked out of the room.

"Tak?" He called after her, not getting up from his seat to actually go after her. "Hey Tak! Don't leave! What was your plan? Tell ZIIIIM!"

"Figure it out yourself!" She screeched back in reply from the hallway. "Since you're such a genius anyway!" She remarked, sarcastically, before she walked completely away down the hall.

Zim rolled his eyes at her remark. "Sheesh. SOMEONE has anger issues..." He paused. "Now what the hell was that plan...?"

A/N: I have finals this week, and after finishing my Spanish final today with an hour left I wrote this because I was bored. I based this kinda off my friend from School, who is REALLY slow in the head with everything. She's a great friend and all, but her slowness gets REALLY annoying. And it reminds me of Zim, since Zim is slow in the head too, and I can see Tak losing her patience with him. xD