Lisa Simpson Comes Out As Queer
"Hey, Janey? Can you talk or are you busy? It's nothing urgent."
"I'm not busy."
"Oh…good. Um, so, listen, I just wanted to tell you something, since you're my best friend and all."
"Is this about who wrote 'Cheeseburgers rule!' on the Vegetarian Club posters? 'Cause it really wasn't me."
"No, I believe you, it's not about that. It's about…do you know what the word queer means?"
"No. Is this going to be on the test tomorrow?"
"No. But listen, someone who's queer is someone who isn't straight or is transgender. And someone who's queer is, well, me."
"Oh! Well, good for you."
"It doesn't bother you?"
"Heck, why should it? It doesn't make anything worse in the world. Anyway, when it comes to your love life I'm just glad you didn't settle for Nelson."
"Well, aren't we all."